How Mormon college PAWGs have sex

[Payday23]

Wtf!?! So is this where some is jumping on the bed while you lay on top of a religicreh?

 

[Sniper]

I’ve heard of that from Mormons before, never heard the jumping on the bed thing though.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

mormonism and the gospels arent just made up

you are made up

well then. That shows me

 

[GPBear]

Whole state of Utah should be burned

 

[Leonard Washington]

Marinating in the box

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

I really don't get this. How are you so religious that you're scared to have premarital sex but think you can trick GOD with a technicality you made up? Just fukk at that point playing like this is just being disrespectful

Lol no shyt. So you think you can outsmart a god? Why would you want to worship a god dumb enough to be fooled by elementary level shenanigans.

 

[GPBear]

Here comes the atheist babble

Religions that have existed for thousands of years and created civilizations are akin to random cults

Christianity isn’t unique. The first century had many apocalyptic Jewish cults.

All Abrahamic religions are is just a chronicle of undiagnosed mental illness.

At least Hinduism, Taoism, Buddhism have legitimate logic and philosophy behind them. Christians and Muslims just want to convert people to make them believe the same lies they do, and if you disagree they cut your head off.

 

[Cladyclad]

Where the video at

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Mormons have to confess their sexual sins to bishops. Heard it on a podcast:

Source: 661: But That's What Happened - This American Life

Elna Baker
It was nice to talk to someone else about this. From the ages of 12 to 27, I was supposed to walk into my bishop's office and confess anytime I did anything sexual. But unlike old-fashioned Catholic confession, there was no curtain or anonymity. And Mormon bishops, they're not paid or trained clergy. They don't wear robes.

They are men who are chosen by the church to volunteer their time and serve as basically pastors for a two-to-five-year period. They keep their regular jobs. One of my bishops, a good one, was a food scientist who helped invent Pop Rocks. Another was an investment banker named Chad.

I'd sit across from Chad in a little office at church and admit to a sexual encounter. And Chad would ask follow-up questions. "Did you go to first base or second? He put his hands where? Was it under the bra, or over the bra? Did you like it?"

To be forgiven of sexual sin, I was required to tell the bishop. So while I often felt ashamed or humiliated in the room, I never questioned the process itself.

 

[Edub]

Wooow

 

[WonderCheeks]

My first college boyfriend was a biracial Mormon. He was fine with oral as long as he didn’t cum from me going down on him. He’d get close and I’d have to leave the room so he could finish. I met a few rich Mormon girls at my college, too, they also had weird rules about what they could and couldn’t do. I felt like they worked harder at being bad than being good.

 

[KingFreeman]

They made a whole religion to validate why a small group of wealthy, statused-up men can fukk multiple women, make entire generations of tax free kids and live like King Solomon. Sounds about wyte

They need to cut the extra shyt out and just be upfront about it.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I'd soak in a girl's p*ssy while her friend watche- uh I mean jumps up and down on the bed

 

[WonderCheeks]

I'm more concerned with the logic on how this put this workaround together? Who came up with the idea that penetration isn't sex?

I think a lot of these workarounds were created by predatory men in religion or by some powerful people at the top who were having an affair.

 

[Taadow]

Today I learned jumping on the bed next to a brizz gets deh puhsey wet.