How Mormon college PAWGs have sex

[Kasgoinjail]

What about soaking on a water bed

 

[Noriega]

One of the baddest shortys ive known in life was a Mormon, mixed Ethiopian & ColombianBad I tell you. 5’6/ish, curly jet black hair, tan skin, with a bubble. Her parents met on a missionary trip if I remember correctly.

Dudes stayed trying to get in that, she wasn’t having it. Respected her for standing on her morals.

some Mormon cac wifed her up recently. He don’t even know what he got

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Here comes the atheist babble

Religions that have existed for thousands of years and created civilizations are akin to random cults

rejecting religion doesn't make you atheist

 

[bnew]

 

[Trojan 24]

The situation in the OP has had to have lead to a threesome at least once.

I feel like if you a good looking Mormon creh the threesome might be a layup

 

[Vilify]

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.


Religion is dumb as fukk.

 

[Ozymandeas]

 

[Ozymandeas]

Soak in the p*ssy brehs

 

[CourtesyFlush]

Be religious brehs

 

[OVER]

I really don't get this. How are you so religious that you're scared to have premarital sex but think you can trick GOD with a technicality you made up? Just fukk at that point playing like this is just being disrespectful

 

[ABlackMan]

Imagine getting a girl pregnant like this, and having to explain to your parents how it happened. Folks be looking at you like:

White dad black mom huh?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

What about soaking on a water bed

you might be on to something... have waterbeds make a comeback in utah brehettes, sales thru the roof and nobody know why

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I really don't get this. How are you so religious that you're scared to have premarital sex but think you can trick GOD with a technicality you made up? Just fukk at that point playing like this is just being disrespectful

same people that thought being Black was a curse... they ain't too bright

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

Five star post right here

Other Coli posters who don't know: until relatively recently Mormon doctrine said that the reason people had black skin was they were created by Satan and not God or were cursed for following Satan during the Star Wars shyt that happened before everyone came to earth or some shyt like that

That's not it. Everybody was supposedly white spirits. A segment of white spirits didn't take sides and remained neutral when the armies of good and evil spirits fought against each other in heaven. Because they didn't take sides and remained neutral, they got cursed and would be born with black skin on Earth.

 

[MMS]

I'm not Atheist. If you want me to get into it I can explain how man-made religion is one thing and the consciousness of the entire cosmos is another.

There's fact and there's fiction.

Fact is fact. True events.

Fiction is made up. Mormonism is made up just like the Gospels are made up.

You never know. In 1000 years Spiderman might have religious followers. The length of time a story has been



Doesn't matter to it being

mormonism and the gospels arent just made up

you are made up