How Mormon college PAWGs have sex

[MMS]

well then. That shows me

why wouldnt a cosmic illusion not have illusory creatures?

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

So y’all just think your God is dumb as fukk huh?

Like he won’t know how y’all trying to cheat the system.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[Ake1725]

Five star post right here

Other Coli posters who don't know: until relatively recently Mormon doctrine said that the reason people had black skin was they were created by Satan and not God or were cursed for following Satan during the Star Wars shyt that happened before everyone came to earth or some shyt like that

 

[Michael's Black Son]

 

[Starboy52]

If you gotta put in this much work to NOT fukk, then you might as well fukk, confess, then repent and get it over with.

 

[Problematic Pat]

Mormon sex logic is dumber than the origin story of the actual religion

South Park ethered them.

 

[Somebody]

two bad bytches


we soaking

I think 56 daps crazy

 

[Dorian Breh]

Think u mixing up Scientology with Mormons.

Sorta but also sorta not

Suffice to say, according to the Mormons, a lot of Biblical shyt was going down "Long long ago in a galaxy far far away"

My son Joseph Smith was smoking on that good shyt for sure

Mormon cosmology - Wikipedia

 

[Bone Bender]

I remember reading this article about women from maybe the amazon or something who are taught to have sex by having their men enter them and while both lay absolutely still, they would contract their pelvic muscles to cause vaginal contractions to cause orgasms.

 

[Dorian Breh]

Not sure if this is entirely accurate, but it was 1978 was when the doctrine changed,

Word so they changed their mind about whether black folks were descendants of Satan in the late seventies, that doesn't sound like a long history of racism or anything

 

[Armchair Militant]

These people are so fukking stupid.

 

[Sccit]

That sounds like those Arab girls doing anal sex to "preserve" their virginity

IF U THINK BOUT IT, ITS TRUE THO

DOIN ANAL AND ORAL AINT AS SACRED AS STUFFIN THE PUSY

U SPOSTA SAVE THE PUSY FOR HAVIN KIDS AS DESIGNATED IF WE KEEPIN IT A BUCK

 

[Sccit]

And

WHATEVER religion any of you "believe in"...

Is total fiction just like Mormonism and Scientology.

Before you laugh at any of them, recognize that they are all equally silly

ATHEISM AND LIVIN BY SCIENCE ARE RELIGIONS TOO