How Mormon college PAWGs have sex

[Wiseborn]

Mormon sex logic is dumber than the origin story of the actual religion

I met a dude who was a reservist in BNOC (an army course) who was a Utah State trooper who said that there were Mormon gangs called the Straight edgers that fukked people up for Drinking cofee and doing other shyt that violated Mormon fundamentalist beleifs.

 

[Wiseborn]

Five star post right here

Other Coli posters who don't know: until relatively recently Mormon doctrine said that the reason people had black skin was they were created by Satan and not God or were cursed for following Satan during the Star Wars shyt that happened before everyone came to earth or some shyt like that

Yeah and they beleived that the only Black Man that went to heaven was one of Joseph Smith's slaves. Yet they actually try to convert Black people.

 

[Wiseborn]

I've heard about them and that soaking bs but not jump humping.

Religion really fukks up people's brains. The things some will do under the guise of staying true to their religion is sad and depressing. Mormonism has to be one of the dumbest religions ever, even the origin story is

Don't forget about their wierdo drawls that they wear.

 

[Wiseborn]

I remember BYU p*ssy ass football team cost me $800
Its been fukk em ever since.

I used to play them and Notre Dame in Game Day on Sega Genesis back in the day. I use to lose with them against Colorado and Nebraska.

 

[Damba]

Cacs have always been known to bend truths/rules to fit their agenda.

 

[duncanthetall]

I've heard about them and that soaking bs but not jump humping.

Religion really fukks up people's brains. The things some will do under the guise of staying true to their religion is sad and depressing. Mormonism has to be one of the dumbest religions ever, even the origin story is

I listened to a podcast recently about the creation of Mormonism. Joseph Smith was something else and Brigham Young was a wild boy. He was bout that action

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

I've fallen asleep in the p*ssy quite a few times. I guess I soaked too.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

IF U THINK BOUT IT, ITS TRUE THO

DOIN ANAL AND ORAL AINT AS SACRED AS STUFFIN THE PUSY

U SPOSTA SAVE THE PUSY FOR HAVIN KIDS AS DESIGNATED IF WE KEEPIN IT A BUCK

So if a girl has anal sex with 10 guys, she'd still be a virgin to you?

There was this pornstar named Aurora Jolie who followed the same logic and would only do anal scenes... That's a virgin too?

If it's about using the body as "designated"... The a$$hole and the mouth are not designated to get fukked, no?

 

[TheJet]

I wonder how long it take to nut from this chicanery?

 

[Sccit]

So if a girl has anal sex with 10 guys, she'd still be a virgin to you?

There was this pornstar named Aurora Jolie who followed the same logic and would only do anal scenes... That's a virgin too?

If it's about using the body as "designated"... The a$$hole and the mouth are not designated to get fukked, no?

WOMEN ARE DESIGNATED TO GIVE PLEASURE TO MEN IN ANY WAY WE DESIRE

THATS WHY ITS PLEASUREABLE TO THEM AS WELL

BUT TECHNICALLY, IF THEY CHERRY HASNT BEEN POPPED, YES, SHE A VIRGIN.. A HOE ASS ONE, BUT A VIRGIN NONETHELESS.

 

[Pseudonym]

something new to try out

 

[Ironman]

One of the stupidest religions in existence a state full of jackasses

 

[Ironman]

She's nakedddd shess soaking weeeeett

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Wait until one of these cats find out you can soak and vibrate too.

These broads won't know what to do with themselves. They gonna act up and call what they doing swishing.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

WOMEN ARE DESIGNATED TO GIVE PLEASURE TO MEN IN ANY WAY WE DESIRE

THATS WHY ITS PLEASUREABLE TO THEM AS WELL

BUT TECHNICALLY, IF THEY CHERRY HASNT BEEN POPPED, YES, SHE A VIRGIN.. A HOE ASS ONE, BUT A VIRGIN NONETHELESS.