How Mormon college PAWGs have sex

[MischievousMonkey]

That sounds like those Arab girls doing anal sex to "preserve" their virginity

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Man.... wouldn't putting it in and taking it out in and of itself count as 1 stroke?

this is legitimately the dumbest shyt I've ever heard

Maybe the 3rd party pushes one of the soakers onto the other and then separate them?

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Time your soaking for an earthquake byubrehs.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Soaking sound like fun

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

So you just marinate in the p*ssy

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Five star post right here

Other Coli posters who don't know: until relatively recently Mormon doctrine said that the reason people had black skin was they were created by Satan and not God or were cursed for following Satan during the Star Wars shyt that happened before everyone came to earth or some shyt like that

And

WHATEVER religion any of you "believe in"...

Is total fiction just like Mormonism and Scientology.

Before you laugh at any of them, recognize that they are all equally silly

 

[Golayitdown]

at getting jumped in

 

[CookDat]

I remember hearing about how mormons do shyt like no-movement penetration ages ago and I thought it was a joke

They really be on this bullshyt tho

 

[Sonny Bonds]

The situation in the OP has had to have lead to a threesome at least once.

 

[ABlackMan]

Five star post right here

Other Coli posters who don't know: until relatively recently Mormon doctrine said that the reason people had black skin was they were created by Satan and not God or were cursed for following Satan during the Star Wars shyt that happened before everyone came to earth or some shyt like that

Thought I seen something saying Star Wars was really based off some real spit

 

[SupaHotIce]

the fukk

 

[Dorian Breh]

And

WHATEVER religion any of you "believe in"...

Is total fiction just like Mormonism and Scientology.

Before you laugh at any of them, recognize that they are all equally silly

Facts

We just have the most evidence about Hubbard and John Smith being con artists compared to the dudes who wrote them other books

 

[FatherSimp]

Soaking sound like fun

 

[cobra]

And

WHATEVER religion any of you "believe in"...

Is total fiction just like Mormonism and Scientology.

Before you laugh at any of them, recognize that they are all equally silly

Here comes the atheist babble

Religions that have existed for thousands of years and created civilizations are akin to random cults