How Mormon college PAWGs have sex

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Like standing in the doorway of your house and not moving

 

[Paper Boi]

i took an online class from BYU once, i was reading the terms and conditions and other info about the school and


i could not imagine spending thousands of dollars to actually go to school there and be around pasty ass mormons

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's not sex until she catches another woman soaking you

 

[Coco Loco]

I've heard about them and that soaking bs but not jump humping.

Religion really fukks up people's brains. The things some will do under the guise of staying true to their religion is sad and depressing. Mormonism has to be one of the dumbest religions ever, even the origin story is

 

[Doobie Doo]

I'm more concerned with the logic on how this put this workaround together? Who came up with the idea that penetration isn't sex?

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm more concerned with the logic on how this put this workaround together? Who came up with the idea that penetration isn't sex?

Women. Just like how they say anal isn't sex

 

[Apprentice]

Lol nikkaz in the BYU p*ssy playin freeze tag

 

[RARI_Godwind]

What she mean she was called in tho

 

[skylove4]

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

What she mean she was called in tho

That caught my eye too

 

[Why-Fi]

surrogate sinner

yo I need you to come help me confuse God

 

[Hungerpain]

I remember BYU p*ssy ass football team cost me $800
Its been fukk em ever since.

 

[hatealot]

I'm feeling that soaking term.

Tryna soak in that p*ssy

 

[Samori Toure]

That is one goofy ass religion. I realize that all religions have some goofy qualities, but that Mormon shyt takes the cake.

 

[Professor K.]

Man.... wouldn't putting it in and taking it out in and of itself count as 1 stroke?

this is legitimately the dumbest shyt I've ever heard