How many squirrels could you beat in a fight?

lurkinlikeamf9

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:demonic:Was there mention of a belt in the camo shorts

If so I'm ripping off the prongs and placing them in the gap between my bird and ring fingers on both hands.

Now squirrels will feel the steel.
 

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LOL at people thinking they have the speed to stomp a squirrel. If you could even hit one squirrel, there would be another squirrel gripped onto whatever limb you struck out with, and then you're dead. Might as well ask how long does it take fifteen squirrels to eat over 100 pounds of meat. No human is surviving wave 1.
 

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How big is the greenhouse? If we're talking some 6x8 shyt you get at home depot then I am concerned with oxygen more than anything else. Fighting 150 squirrels in half an hour wouldn't kill me but I would probably pass out due to heat exhaustion. But the OP said the greenhouse has trees, so I am thinking it is on some farm sized, Texas A&M type of shyt.With that kind of space that is a game changer right there. The hardest problem would be chasing down and killing the first two or three. I might snap a branch off of a tree to make a stick. I'd be getting busy like homer on whacking day. We are apex predators. The squirrel is an herbivore. It's built for nibbling and shyt. The only reason this is a question is because humans have a conscious so we don't need to kill for kicks for the most part. Those of us that own large dogs know that their dogs would look like a jedi against those squirrels in that same situation. We would too. We'd grab one of them and squeeze it to death by accident just off of adrenaline alone. Those tree rats would go from :demonic: to :mindblown: to :damn:then:hamster:. It wouldn't matter how many waves come if there not rabid.
 

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Tie timbs together and use them as nunchucks...you can still stompkill without the boots.
Use a branch as a spacing tool to keep from getting surrounded
The 4th wave will probably be a wrap though :manny:
 

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LOL at people thinking they have the speed to stomp a squirrel. If you could even hit one squirrel, there would be another squirrel gripped onto whatever limb you struck out with, and then you're dead. Might as well ask how long does it take fifteen squirrels to eat over 100 pounds of meat. No human is surviving wave 1.
yeah a lot of people on here are overestimating there physical abilities

most people don't even have the cardio to fight another human for a hard two mins straight.

yet people on here think that will just stomp out 15 rabid squirrels that do nothing but parkour all day
 

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I think 7 waves. Not cause i'd murk them( I might only kill like 7 in total) but cause I think it would take atleast 25 minutes to be killed by squirrels.
 

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We had a pet squirrel when I was a kid that my cousin found as a baby. We used to keep it in a dresser joor(?)

Either way when that fukkin baby squirrel got on your skin and started running all over your skin fast a hell in your shirt and shorts with them claws :damn:

I can only imagine a grown squirrels and some of them joints get big so it's safe to say if one or a couple of them get in your pants leg it's a wrap :francis: and don't even have to bite you or anything


That bein said, in a thorough ass nikka so I'd be about punt about 100 of em before my legs get tired then I'm just about to dive bomb the rest and go out swinging
 

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Squirrels have razor sharp claws, are extremely quick and agile, have teeth that can bite through metal, are master strategists and never forget.

Tis better to have never lived then to have faced a angry swarm of squirrels.
:francis:

The perfect organism:blessed:
 

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We had a pet squirrel when I was a kid that my cousin found as a baby. We used to keep it in a dresser joor(?)

Either way when that fukkin baby squirrel got on your skin and started running all over your skin fast a hell in your shirt and shorts with them claws :damn:

I can only imagine a grown squirrels and some of them joints get big so it's safe to say if one or a couple of them get in your pants leg it's a wrap :francis: and don't even have to bite you or anything


That bein said, in a thorough ass nikka so I'd be about punt about 100 of em before my legs get tired then I'm just about to dive bomb the rest and go out swinging



you would stand no chance of beating 100

3 of them would jump from trees onto your head, and claw your eyes and neck up.
 
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