How many squirrels could you beat in a fight?

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Get yo teeth knocked in by squirrels brehs

 

[TEH]

first wave I'm done withput a weapon ...

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

All nikkas in here gone be done in the first wave. All it takes is one bite to the neck on an artery.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

No weapons? One vicious squirrel would fukk every single person in this thread up, quickly. Easy work.

 

[kj614]

I could kill 150 in thirty minutes.. I think about the hour and fifteen mark I would start falling behind. By hour three I am food

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I could kill 150 in thirty minutes.. I think about the hour and fifteen mark I would start falling behind. By hour three I am food

do you really think you have the stamina to fight gangs of squirrels or anything else for that matter for 3 hours?
death by a thousand cuts is gonna come at you fast breh.

 

[blockburna420]

Break me off a tree branch. Its bouta be a squirrel slaughter aint no hoe ass squirrels gone kill me

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

15 squirrels at once ? damn that ain't no joke. I think I could clear the first 2 waves but that forth wave would have some of wave 3 squirrels in it. After that it's only a matter of time before the numbers game gets me....

You aint clearing 3 squirrels much less 15.

 

[Archangel]

My stamina isn't a question, I box, and ran for hours...the problem is, those fukkers bight through metal at times....that might definitely be a problem.

My main goal would be to turn on X-Factor and maul each and everyone of those fukkers. I'm talking about devouring and popping off those tiny rat-munk heads. This works two fold in my favor, as their blood will keep me sustained, also those rat heads will keep my stomach full. Waves 1-3 will come at me strong but waves 4-10 will be hesitant in their approach, as I'm covered in the blood and fur of their former comrades....

With each new wave, I will let out a howl that echoes through the squirrel containment chambers, so that they know to shake in fear. While their motives are to kill me, mine is to be remembered in all of Squirrel kingdom, they will speak high and low of me, from tree trunk to green bush, they will know my name, my roar will shake the very foundation of every squirrel on its way to fight me.

 

[Sovereign]

After that it's only a matter of time

"WANT" TO KILL YOU? YOU'RE DEAD

first wave I'm done

one bite to the neck or an artery.

I could kill

death by a thousand cuts

slaughter. kill me

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

First I'm taking off my timbs because I don't wanna scuff them especially if they butter timbs



It dont even matter though because 15 squirrels will fight you in ways that I can't even comprehend.

Not even jui jitsu can save you from this.

Aight that right @Mowgli

 

[isisleo86]

Muphuckas gonna be looking like this

 

[Mowgli]

First I'm taking off my timbs because I don't wanna scuff them especially if they butter timbs



It dont even matter though because 15 squirrels will fight you in ways that I can't even comprehend.

Not even jui jitsu can save you from this.

Aight that right @Mowgli

The Real question is how long does it take x amount if squirrels to kill a human being.

I'm going to bet it will take 30 squirrels alot of time to kill me compared to the amount of time it takes me to squeeze and stomp each one to death individually.

I'm going to say it will take 2000 squirrels to make me retreat

 

[isisleo86]

Squirrels got their squad like

 

[DiMarzio86]

Muphuckas gonna be looking like this

That squirrels like fukk u looking at son??
Ayo Chip Dale help me hold that sucka down!

Where them nuts at son??



PAUSE.