How many squirrels could you beat in a fight?

[Karb]

OP must've been high to come up with this thread idea

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

fukk the question...

bight

bight

bight?

my bad breh it's all jokes

Lmaoooooooooooooooo

 

[Ikwa]

I'm going to say it will take 2000 squirrels to make me retreat

:mjlol2:

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I think these are chipmunks

 

[The Wolf Among You]

I'm willing to bet 80% of the population wouldn't make it past wave 1.

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

I think these are chipmunks

Ain’t a chipmunk a baby squirrel?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Ain’t a chipmunk a baby squirrel?

No

 

[GetInTheTruck]

This some long island shyt bro

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

No

@Squirrel from Meteor Man that true breh?

 

[Dwolf]

 

[Xerces]

My stamina isn't a question, I box, and ran for hours...the problem is, those fukkers bite through metal at times....that might definitely be a problem.

My main goal would be to turn on X-Factor and maul each and everyone of those fukkers. I'm talking about devouring and popping off those tiny rat-munk heads. This works two fold in my favor, as their blood will keep me sustained, also those rat heads will keep my stomach full. Waves 1-3 will come at me strong but waves 4-10 will be hesitant in their approach, as I'm covered in the blood and fur of their former comrades....

With each new wave, I will let out a howl that echoes through the squirrel containment chambers, so that they know to shake in fear. While their motives are to kill me, mine is to be remembered in all of Squirrel kingdom, they will speak high and low of me, from tree trunk to green bush, they will know my name, my roar will shake the very foundation of every squirrel on its way to fight me.

This was so inspiring




@ Demon squirrels

 

[Hungerpain]

One of my life goals is to create a small milita of genetically enhanced squirrels.
I would have them bussing so many money moves for me shyt would be crazy.
Getting nikkas knocked off via squirrel and all that.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Squirrel species are grouped into three broad categories: ground squirrels (including chipmunks, marmots, and groundhogs); tree squirrels; and flying squirrels. Gray squirrels have a bite force of around 7,000 pounds per square inch (psi). For comparison, most humans have a bite force around 500 psi.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Not a man alive would make it past the 1st wave.

Squirrels have claws and sharp ass teeth and move fast as hell.

They would climb right up your shorts and shred your dikk and nuts and probably chew into your a$$hole.

I think if you laid down and kept rolling you might be able to squish the ones attached to you. Standing up is a fail.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Tie timbs together and use them as nunchucks