How many squirrels could you beat in a fight?

[Another Man]

Is this a normal or leather durag?

 

[KingJay]

Your nuts gone be ..... nuts....

 

[TKOK]

I feel like i'd make it to the 3rd or 4th wave max.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

These people have never been in the woods imagining fighting a wild rodent is effortless, half of you would run if a wasp came near you.

3 violent squirrels would make you move from your picnic table and leave the park.

Have squirrels boss you up breh.

looking at you dead in your face like you ain't shyt.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Is this a normal or leather durag?

what difference does it make?
a leather doo-rag will provide minimal protection in this scenario.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

bump for more comedy.

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[NoChillJones]

It takes days for a human to bleed out, the movies have many of you gassed...

Also I could go three hours easily, I ran with the tarahumara tribe in Mexico for 8 hours, my stamina is on Cain Velasquez/Mayweather levels. See you misunderstand something, I'm not stuck in there with squirrels, those squirrels are stuck in a room with a monster that will devour families of squirrels in but a moment. I'll make some of their kind watch as I hold one in hand, and devour one with the other. I am no mere Squirrel Fighter, I am here to get rid of the Squirrel feifdom.

...a major artery takes 10 to 15 minutes tops. Most people wont survive the first wave......

 

[the artist known az]

Off topic but I had a homeboy that killed squirrels with a BB Gun then skin them shyts and cook them. Dude was acting like that was his Sunday dinner

 

[Cuban Pete]

Yo son check me out a human being has the most stamina of any mammal thats facts and we come from the primate family plus we eat meat... If you act like a bytch yea u not gonna pass that aecond wave, but if you get that bloodlust and pound ya chest no homo on some kong shyt you would survive AT LEAST 13 waves like a tsunami hit... Yall ever seen the video of how Chinese housewives disperse wit RATS by slammin their little fakkit heads on the pavement two or three times? It would be on like THAT

Matter fact its some squirrels and blue jays out by my job Ima go punk these nikkas right nao gawd

 

[Marco Andretti]

@mmmiLs @Gustavo J discuss brehs

Mr. Tactical and Mr Game of Thrones

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I get terrified hearing one of those bytches clawing on the roof

 

[prince_peoples]

i think a lot of people are underestimating how hard it would be to kill a single one.

most people wouldn't last the first wave.


if they all went for your face/ eyes, there would be nothing you could do to stop them

 

[Hejdå]

Man them things fast as fukk. I'd die in the 2nd wave, tops.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i think a lot of people are underestimating how hard it would be to kill a single one.

most people wouldn't last the first wave.


if they all went for your face/ eyes, there would be nothing you could do to stop them

the more i think about it the more i can see myself taking some serious damage in 3 minutes.
i think that my first instinct would be to roll around if they were on me but they are mad quick and would jump away before i could crush them.
if i'm rolling around then my face is closer to the ground and open for a quick attack.

then i try to stand up and get it off of my face while i'm getting attacked from the ground again....

this is a tough one.

i'd like to think that i could take 10 waves of squirrels but shyt could go south real quick.