Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
I want to get married but I want to have more than one wife, maybe 3 or 4. I have plenty of love to give.
Fair enough, but why get the painful contract if you plan on playing it out like that?
I want to get married but I want to have more than one wife, maybe 3 or 4. I have plenty of love to give.
not me.. not in this day and age...
who i'm going to married especially being a black man with no kids...... cause every black woman i run into has 2 or more kids and they schedule in life isn't a schedule i'm willing to work wit.
not me.. not in this day and age...
who i'm going to married especially being a black man with no kids...... cause every black woman i run into has 2 or more kids and they schedule in life isn't a schedule i'm willing to work wit.
Fair enough, but why get the painful contract if you plan on playing it out like that?
marriage only benefits the wife (gives her security and if there are kids she wont be as stressed as if she was a single mom) and the kids (growing up in a 2 parent home is much better than going up being raised by a single mom)
but for males? zero benefit, risk of infidelity, longer hours at work to pay for a big mortgage, a van or suv, expensive furniture, daycare, or she decides to stay home and you dont even get the only real benefit of marriage dual income
trips to exotic places = loading up the suv or van and going to disney world
as a man your stuck with a decaying asset, as she goes through menapause, breast cancer, greying of her hair, weight gain, losing her beauty, sexless marriages, her falling out of love and filing for divorce (wives file 70% of the time).
if you want kids? adopt, get a surrogate it will be cheaper in the long run
how old are you?
Damn... sonned about the avatar.
You got me, breh. I'll never recover.
Fuuuuuuck outtta here!!!
Because I want housewives, I like to eat and I want good homecooked meals. That all comes with marriage.
I would tell you that you're unimportant. But that's not true. Worthless would be far more accurate.
You're important because you're a part of my community, but you're worthless because you bring no value beyond what you can do for yourself. And your b*stard son will probably be the next Trayvon. I honestly pity you, but you don't hear me though.
Damn breh!