Hit 88 & we go back in time like the DeLorean: Offical '14-15 Dallas Cowboys Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

Hey Dallas Fans. Good luck on your upcoming season
For once, you are not media darlings and expectations from outsiders are low
So you should be able to sneak on Tampa's and the Minnesota's

Shouldn't you be scrounging Craigslist for semen-coated spoons for your kids to eat their cereal with?

Good luck to your 1-division-title-in-20-years franchise and your QB! Hopefully when he does the Stanky Leg this time it's a victory celebration and not his feeble knees buckling because he can no longer tap dance for massa.

 

[PS5 Pro]

Shouldn't you be scrounging Craigslist for semen-coated spoons for your kids to eat their cereal with?

Good luck to your 1-division-title-in-20-years franchise and your QB! Hopefully when he does the Stanky Leg this time it's a victory celebration and not his feeble knees buckling because he can no longer tap dance for massa.

How many playoff appearances do you guys have over the last 20yrs, I'll wait
So lets be reality here for one second. Your team gets hyped up year in and year out just to FAIL on the grandest of stages.
Now you have the worst owner in all of sports.. I seen him yesterday leading the press conference with Jason "Lame Duck" Garret just sittin there with his shades on.. lookin like he had the swag of a trophy wife
Your defense sucks, and you paying Tony "I've accomplished NOTHING" Romo 100million to lead you to maybe an 8-8 record IF YOU LUCKY

And that is why you THINK you can talk shyt? Like if the Redskins don't have a team you WISH you had
D Jax isn't the shyt? We got your leading pass rusher from last season. GTFOH living off of Emmit Smith STILL

Nah bruh, your current crop of players is rubbish and the entire universe knows this
Not even ESPN is making claims of America's team anymore. But enough, no need to beat up on the crippled. Yes, please make another comment bout RG3's knees.
Didn't he beat Tony Romo with one knee to take the division tho

The last time you dudes won that, McNabb was still in Philly

 

[Codeine Bryant]

pleacoppin

Didn't read. Get trolled in other teams' offseason threads and write essays, brehs.

But who'd you guys draft with your 1st round pick after your 3-13 season?

 

[BlueHeffner]

Im starting to get nervous about Romos back brehs

 

[Ashyneezz]

Brehs it's that time already My ass already nervous smh.

Claiborne and Carr better have their ish straight this season. The oline should be able to keep Tony upright and give Demarco some room to run.

Honestly, as sorry as our d was last season if we got a few bounces our way we could've been a 10 win team. I feel like Garrett got scrutinized enough after last season that he's gonna make it a priority to make sure Demarco gets his touches in the 2nd half of games.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Lets get it

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Lets get it

That avi

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

That avi

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Have yall noticed teams standards are dropping like the acme anvil brehs? These dudes don't want to discuss championships or rings so what they do is glorify playoff wins or playoff appearances to fit their agenda

So having multiple playoff wins in the wild card round means something, DESPITE the fact that a team that is the #1/2 seed in their conference skips that round meaning its the same damn thing

Anyways, Romo not practicing today. I won't be nervous until he doesn't practice in full contact drills.

 

[LurkMoar]

Maaaaaannnnnn i have a feeling romos gonna get one lucky hit in...

If we lose him it's tank life

 

[dtownreppin214]

They stay lying about Romo's injuries.

Have yall noticed teams standards are dropping like the acme anvil brehs? These dudes don't want to discuss championships or rings so what they do is glorify playoff wins or playoff appearances to fit their agenda

So having multiple playoff wins in the wild card round means something, DESPITE the fact that a team that is the #1/2 seed in their conference skips that round meaning its the same damn thing

Anyways, Romo not practicing today. I won't be nervous until he doesn't practice in full contact drills.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

We had to wait far too long since Deion/Irvin for a real dude to come through who plays and wears his passion on his sleeve. Being able to cheer for a guy like Dez helps deal with the gutwrenching soul burn slow Sunday defeats that happen multiple times every year.

We're the running joke in the world of pro sports, along with the Knicks and Cubs, but Dez is probably the lone reason at this point why I'm still proud to be a Cowboys fan.

I hope he gets his $80-100mil contract soon and never wears another jersey. fukk anybody who throws shade or places a single modicum of blame on Dez for the Cowboys troubles these past few seasons. He seems to have gotten his personal life in order, but people still find ways to clown on him for his familial issues, "babysitting" situation, and his sideline "tirades." He's done and said all the right things the last 2 years, but most people still view him as an immature black entitled thug. It's absolutely sickening to see people try and tear this guy down.

110 Recs, 1500 Yards, 15 TDs lock

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Yo I don't trust these niccas with the whole Romo and Melton aren't going full speed as a precaution BS Niccas fooled me once never again smh

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I think Romo will be fine. Back issues severely affect mobility and ability to throw a football. Both velocity and distance are compromised, and very noticeably at that. We'd know if Romo was having issues.

There's been no reports of him having anywhere near the signs and symptoms you'd expect of a QB with lingering back issues. I truly believe holding him out is a precautionary thing. You don't fukk around with your franchise QB at age 34 if he has back issues. He'd be going through imaging/diagnostic studies, seeing specialists, and undergoing treatment if that were the case.

Melton, Spencer, Crawford, Carter, and Claiborne on the other hand It's pretty much a given these guys will get hurt in camp, miss time in camp, open the season questionable, get hurt in the season, miss weeks, and/or just not be available altogether.

 

[LurkMoar]

I think Romo will be fine. Back issues severely affect mobility and ability to throw a football. Both velocity and distance are compromised, and very noticeably at that. We'd know if Romo was having issues.

There's been no reports of him having anywhere near the signs and symptoms you'd expect of a QB with lingering back issues. I truly believe holding him out is a precautionary thing. You don't fukk around with your franchise QB at age 34 if he has back issues. He'd be going through imaging/diagnostic studies, seeing specialists, and undergoing treatment if that were the case.

Melton, Spencer, Crawford, Carter, and Claiborne on the other hand It's pretty much a given these guys will get hurt in camp, miss time in camp, open the season questionable, get hurt in the season, miss weeks, and/or just not be available altogether.

Breh if claiborne don't ball out this year man...