Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

ThaGlow

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Steel Cage Matches
Why would you ever climb over the top of the cage to win. Its so much easier to go through the door! Just hit your finishing move? Okay walk through the door, don't fukking start climbing the damn thing!


Battle Royales
When you get tossed over the ropes, just don't let both feet touch the floor and you're good. Cannonball them shyts! You can hop on one foot, slide in and out of the the ring to reset. Or if you've been fighting hard and need a breather, just slide through the bottom rope to the outside.
 

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The next time you watch a wrestling match, I want you to count how many times the wrestlers actually try to block the punches to their face.

The final tally?

Zero. :why:

Lol but once in a while you get them old school reversals. The double reversals are :ahh:
 
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Why don't people roll the fukk outta the way when someone performs a top rope diving move/finisher? If the reason is because they are too out of it to move, then doesn't that mean they are hurt enough to be pinned regardless if you perform the diving move or not? :yeshrug:

Or why does it take a 2 count to magically snap out of it..
 

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Or why does it take a 2 count to magically snap out of it..

Fav wrestler gets put in sleeper hold.:ohlawd:
Ref raises arm once, releases, it drops :scusthov:
Ref raises arm second time, releases, it drops :sadcam:
Ref raises arm third and final time, releases, it drops....... :sadbron:











but WAIT! He's coming back to life!!!! :russ:


When wrestlers "hulk" up
Just poke these dudes in the eyes, HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 

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When Cena (or anyone who starts a move via fireman's carry) gets you on his shoulders, why don't you struggle to make it hard for him to perform the move? Instead of just peacefully chilling on his shoulder until he drops you on your back. :skip:

Co-sign, forgot to mention this. It actually bothers me the most, lol. Guys don't even kick/punch/wiggle/scrape the eyes, NOTHING. I mean, it's even worse when they aren't even attacked! (ie: Lesnar's return after WM. He just grabs John and waits like 5 seconds before the F5. Come on John he didn't even hit you, you should be fresh enough to just jump off that motherfukker.)

Laurinitis is still the worst, dude be having fun up there chillin:

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Hell even Associate Otunga be HELPING Cena by wrapping his arms around him :smh:

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The 619

Like, how does any part of that move keep someone down for 3 seconds? Hell, why do guys keep going near the ring ropes? You know that's where he wants to send you to.
 

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5 counts in the corner
One wrestler is getting pummeled in the corner. Ref starts a 5 count, always stops at 4 to physically stop the wrestler. Never gets to 5.


Bytch refs
Face hits his finishing move on opponent, inadvertently and barely hits the ref. Ref is holding on for dear life now while the Face has his opponent pinned. Yous a bytch ass ref!
 
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Fav wrestler gets put in sleeper hold.

A wrestling match is the only sitiuation where the effects of a choke lessen the longer you hold it.

When wrestlers "hulk" up
Just poke these dudes in the eyes, HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I remember Bigelow vs Tatanka and Bam Bam hit him with an enziguri in the middle of his rain dance, I was :ooh:
I'd never seen it before.

Austin should just stunner a nikka with the first move, he'd be undefeated

Big Show uses a punch for christ sake.
 

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oh please you know its fake as soon as they hit the ropes and bounce off
 
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