ChieferSutherland
OG Breh
Inception....none of that is possible
this isn't destroying a movie with logic,but this just popped into my head the other day at work,and there was a thread about women in "love movies" that if you looked deep enough it was more like promoting sloredom to women.
Well let's talk about Forrest Gump the simp of all simps.
This dude Forrest simped Jenny for a good 23 years never got ANYWHERE with her. Beat up Random Dudes who disrespected her only for her to leave him,she did drugs slept around and then when Forrest starts getting big ( the attention from the media for the long run) world class ping pong player and owner of a multi million doller shrimping company where his whole fleet of ships is named after the chick, she comes back finally breaks him off only to dip into the night again.
Then out of nowhere sends a letter to him he shows up she tells him that her kid is his he believes it, they're married for 2 months tops and this chick has the audacity to die on him leaving him with the kid that he doesn't know if it's his then buries her on his property
the she's even a more terrible person for taking advantage of a slow personyeah she was a horrible person but Forrest was retarded so i could see that happening.
the she's even a more terrible person for taking advantage of a slow person
Forrest Gump-Life is like a box of chocolates? Muthafukker there's a paper in the box that tells you what's in each piece.
That's fukked up if I ever saw him I'd give him some dap for tappin that ass.Saved by The Bell....Kelly dates Jeff (the new owner of the Max) who is a older dude in his late 20's it seems....kelly is what 16 at the time?.....dude would be sittin next to Sandusky right about now...
*interesting fact...the dude that played jeff hunter has been and is still gettin death threats till this day cuz of his character breakin up Zack and Kelly*
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Movie is one of my all time favs BUT ...
At da end of Da Neverending story, when Bastian is ridin Falcor..
1. How da fukk you go from being in da fantasy world then all of a sudden into da real world like dat? I ain't see no dam portal nowhere.
2. And you mean to tell me NOBODY reported or did shyt when dey saw some lil kid ridin a big ass dog dragon terrorizin nikkas downtown?