HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*
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yseJ
Empire strikes back
no, its because gandalf never has that power. as far as I remember from the book the eagle king whatever owed gandalf a favor.I haven't read the book but I don't think he had that power until he became Gandolf the White, and by that time they had no clue where the hobbits were
also, even if he could summon these eagles, think about it. random ass birds fly over saruman's watching eye
thats like two allied planes trying to cross german borders in WWII. theyd be shot the fukk down with ease.here
Logic 'n shyt.: Why didn't the eagles just fly them into Mordor?
That's crazy, I've always called the shyt soda round here while everyone else says pop.
As funny as his movies are, Sylvester Stallone is full of shyt.
-Thanks to Drago, Rocky Balboa was about to die at the hands of a bum that he trained. fast forward 20 years later and he's giving a polished world champion the beats? What happened to all that brain damage?
-Why would the government entrust Rambo, a crazed, INCARCERATED war vet who went on an insane rampage, with a very delicate mission to search for POWs?
-In the Expendables, Jet Li and Stallone got caught up in a car chase and eventual brawl with Dolph Lundgren. My question is, where the fukk were they even going and why were they by themselves?
-In Demolition Man, you had a bunch of guys who were tired of living in a dystopia and isolated themselves from the society. They're mostly harmless, but you send a hardened psychopathic cop killer to wipe them out, knowing law enforcement is too soft to handle him.
And WTF is with both Stallone and Snipes getting the cryo-prison treatment? In what world does a cop who made a grievous mistake get the same punishment as a dude who guns people down just for breathing?
-In Demolition Man, you had a bunch of guys who were tired of living in a dystopia and isolated themselves from the society. They're mostly harmless, but you send a hardened psychopathic cop killer to wipe them out, knowing law enforcement is too soft to handle him.
And WTF is with both Stallone and Snipes getting the cryo-prison treatment? In what world does a cop who made a grievous mistake get the same punishment as a dude who guns people down just for breathing?
Edit: And why was the law so damn soft anyway? It had only been about 30 years since Stallone's time (1996-2030). I know there was an earthquake, but you're telling me society had fallen apart so bad that decades of law enforcement techniques just ceased to exist?
lol i liked that movie , mostly because of its cornyness
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
Saved by The Bell....Kelly dates Jeff (the new owner of the Max) who is a older dude in his late 20's it seems....kelly is what 16 at the time?..
...dude would be sittin next to Sandusky right about now...
*interesting fact...the dude that played jeff hunter has been and is still gettin death threats till this day cuz of his character breakin up Zack and Kelly*
Jeff from “Saved by the Bell” records 6,102nd Consecutive Day of Hate Mail for Breaking-Up Zack and Kelly — The Larely Beagle – The Community Newspaper of Larely, California
...dude would be sittin next to Sandusky right about now...*interesting fact...the dude that played jeff hunter has been and is still gettin death threats till this day cuz of his character breakin up Zack and Kelly*
Jeff from “Saved by the Bell” records 6,102nd Consecutive Day of Hate Mail for Breaking-Up Zack and Kelly — The Larely Beagle – The Community Newspaper of Larely, California
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
Saved by The Bell....Kelly dates Jeff (the new owner of the Max) who is a older dude in his late 20's it seems....kelly is what 16 at the time?..
*interesting fact...the dude that played jeff hunter has been and is still gettin death threats till this day cuz of his character breakin up Zack and Kelly*
Jeff from Saved by the Bell records 6,102nd Consecutive Day of Hate Mail for Breaking-Up Zack and Kelly The Larely Beagle The Community Newspaper of Larely, California
Damn that's hilarious.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Shottas - So you're telling me three dudes can just simply murk a powerful, WHITE politician in broad daylight in Jamaica and get away with it? 
So you're telling me a big time drug lord who runs Miami with all kinds of goons and killas let's himself get extorted by three dudes??
So you're telling me a big time drug lord who runs Miami with all kinds of goons and killas let's himself get extorted by three dudes??
Breh I've ran in the WINTER and came back sweating my ass off.
That doesn't happen to me, I know some people that would play football in January and have sweat pouring off of them.
People are different.
Texas2step
H-Town it's NOT our year
Why did Smokey had to pay 200 dollars when he already had 100 dollars?
this isn't destroying a movie with logic,but this just popped into my head the other day at work,and there was a thread about women in "love movies" that if you looked deep enough it was more like promoting sloredom to women.
Well let's talk about Forrest Gump the simp of all simps.
This dude Forrest simped Jenny for a good 23 years never got ANYWHERE with her. Beat up Random Dudes who disrespected her only for her to leave him,she did drugs slept around and then when Forrest starts getting big ( the attention from the media for the long run) world class ping pong player and owner of a multi million doller shrimping company where his whole fleet of ships is named after the chick, she comes back finally breaks him off only to dip into the night again.
Then out of nowhere sends a letter to him he shows up she tells him that her kid is his he believes it, they're married for 2 months tops and this chick has the audacity to die on him leaving him with the kid that he doesn't know if it's his then buries her on his property
Well let's talk about Forrest Gump the simp of all simps.
This dude Forrest simped Jenny for a good 23 years never got ANYWHERE with her. Beat up Random Dudes who disrespected her only for her to leave him,she did drugs slept around and then when Forrest starts getting big ( the attention from the media for the long run) world class ping pong player and owner of a multi million doller shrimping company where his whole fleet of ships is named after the chick, she comes back finally breaks him off only to dip into the night again.
Then out of nowhere sends a letter to him he shows up she tells him that her kid is his he believes it, they're married for 2 months tops and this chick has the audacity to die on him leaving him with the kid that he doesn't know if it's his then buries her on his property
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
that fiend whore wasnt shyt all the way to the end