HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Curb your enthusiasm:






Larry could solve all his problems by just not being petty, argumentative, and getting upset by all the small stuff that gets to him

 

[DaRealness]

Romeo Must Die:

I already mentioned the prison break a long time ago, but how was Jet Li even able to fly out the country after that?

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Curb your enthusiasm:






Larry could solve all his problems by just not being petty, argumentative, and getting upset by all the small stuff that gets to him

This breh got a big dikk.

 

[Erratic415]

Saved by the Bell. ....a lot of the stuff Zack did at bayside high was worthy of permanent expulsion but all he ever got was detention and maybe a day suspension.... Mr. Belding should have been fired. ...

Zack had Screech secretly photograph the girls in their swimsuits so he can sell it in calendars and he doesn’t even get in trouble. All Mr. Belding does is say “don’t sell these anymore” and to throw them away lol



That wasn’t the only time Zack was pimpin

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Zack had Screech secretly photograph the girls in their swimsuits so he can sell it in calendars and he doesn’t even get in trouble. All Mr. Belding does is say “don’t sell these anymore” and to throw them away lol



That wasn’t the only time Zack was pimpin

You could get away with that in the 90s.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Has anyone really been to funerals where it was raining every single time?

Everyone dressed in black suits. A stranger observes from far standing under a tree. The main character sees him. Looks away then he disappears.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

All of Us Are Dead

So they bombed the 4 locations but the school is the only one to receive structural damage? And even that was minimal

When they showed the scenes in town NOTHING was burned, destroyed or turned to ash outside of a few zombies.

 

[Blurneed]

Bad Boys: Ride or Die.....Naaaaaah that cant be Marcus fukking Burnett catching a heart attack and falling into a coma early in the movie , to then saving Mike Lowry son from flying out the Plane by playing tug of war with a fukking holding cell built for an airplane with Mike Lowry son inside fighting against the velocity of a plane going full speed...despite Martin Lawrence looking how he look


And, naaaaaah that cant be Mike Lowry and Marcus Burnett letting Mike son sail off into the sunset at the end of the movie in the middle of no fukking where on a slow ass boat to die of internal bleeding after getting stabbed the fukk up in his last fight scene to end the movie

 

[Erratic415]

How does Nuke (awful throwing motion) in Bull Durham get promoted from single A to the majors that quickly?

He’s terrible for much of the movie. He has a few nice starts at single A and suddenly he’s ready for MLB?

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

That Proud Mary movie.
Taraji shoots a gang of dudes in a warehouse in broad daylight with no cops in sight

And then she has bottomless magazines for a simple handgun and not stopping to unload/reload her bullets.

 

[The axe murderer]

I don't think zombie directors understand just how fukked zombies are engaging the military. Especially the shambling ones. An Abrahams tank alone thats 60 or so tons is turning A loooooooooot of em into blood soup just driving over them

 

[Deltron]

trap

Spoiler

shoot this motherfukker

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I don't think zombie directors understand just how fukked zombies are engaging the military. Especially the shambling ones. An Abrahams tank alone thats 60 or so tons is turning A loooooooooot of em into blood soup just driving over them

Zombie movies are just lame in general. Imagine if there were decades worth of movies/games about Galsia from Streets of Rage; that's the whole Zombie genre.

 

[The axe murderer]

Zombie movies are just lame in general. Imagine if there were decades worth of movies/games about Galsia from Streets of Rage; that's the whole Zombie genre.

Mans had to switch it up to them running to make the global takeover more plausible and it still looks goofy because spreading by bite via human as opposed to insects/rats is one of the slowest ways to transmit a virus

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Mans had to switch it up to them running to make the global takeover more plausible and it still looks goofy because spreading by bite via human as opposed to insects/rats is one of the slowest ways to transmit a virus

The thing about zombie movies is, EVERYBODY HAS IT and NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING.. So it wasn't just bites.. Anybody who died was coming up a zombie. And how can you prevent all deaths? And then, nobody in these movies ever saw a zombie movie, so they have no clue why granny is up and walking, trying to bite, what the bite will do, nor that everyone who dies will come up the same

The ignorance is what kills us everytime... But still.. Hell nah