HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Capo gets demoted and his mid level goon becomes the new man in charge

“You used to pick up my laundry ”
‘used to ’

 

[jackswstd]

The Shawshank Redemption:

I don’t think Andy would fit in those shoes and suit. Tim Robbins is about the same height as Michael Jordan.

Would he have enough breathable oxygen in the pipes? He looks incredibly clean and his suit looks nice and ironed after being in a ziplock bag and going through 500 yards of shyt.

When the warden throws the rock through the poster, the poster seems to be covering the hole perfectly at all 4 corners. How did he re-stick it after going inside the hole?

I read somewhere he would’ve died from the toxic fumes crawling through that long of a pipe would’ve exposed him to. He would’ve never made it out at all.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I read somewhere he would’ve died from the toxic fumes crawling through that long of a pipe would’ve exposed him to. He would’ve never made it out at all.

I like the coincidence that a large thunderstorm was going on so it covered up him breaking open the pipe he needed to crawl through. Also helped clean the shyt off him when he made it out the other end.

Lucky guy.

 

[Erratic415]

I saw this on some YouTube baseball video, there should have only been 1 out at the end of Major League

Leadoff: Willie Mays Hayes
2nd: Jake Taylor
3rd: Roger Dorn
4th: Pedro Cerrano

In the bottom of the 7th, Taylor grounds out for the 2nd out. Dorn singles and Cerrano HRs to tie it up. Whoever the 5th guy is gets 3rd out to end the 7th inning. Assume the 8th inning is 3 up and 3 down with the 6 through 8 hitters.

When Hayes comes on in the 9th, there are already 2 outs, but only the one batter in the 9th spot could have came up.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

In the 1st season of arrow, Oliver runs around with a hood and makeup around his eyes. Then he sees the Black Archer wear a mask. For a guy trying to hide his identity, why didn't he also wear a mask?

Am I supposed to believe that Oliver had William by some random chick but never got Huntress pregnant, seeing that he beat raw?

Diggle is a special ops trained soldier, that can keep up with Oliver, and has gone out as the Hood once before when Oliver was in court. So why didn't Oliver use that when he had to be in 2 places at once?

I'm still halfway through Season 1.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I saw this on some YouTube baseball video, there should have only been 1 out at the end of Major League

Leadoff: Willie Mays Hayes
2nd: Jake Taylor
3rd: Roger Dorn
4th: Pedro Cerrano

In the bottom of the 7th, Taylor grounds out for the 2nd out. Dorn singles and Cerrano HRs to tie it up. Whoever the 5th guy is gets 3rd out to end the 7th inning. Assume the 8th inning is 3 up and 3 down with the 6 through 8 hitters.

When Hayes comes on in the 9th, there are already 2 outs, but only the one batter in the 9th spot could have came up.

Don't do this to one of my favorite movies.

They show show the same fat person run down from the stands twice at the end. Always cracks me up.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The Black Phone

The grabber is abducting kids in broad daylight in an all black van and it can't be located and none of the neighbors recognize the vehicle. Dudes brother lives with him and is following the case closely but doesn't even notice.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

The 6th Man

Why the hell was Antoine choosing to mess with Kenny in public in front of people knowing how crazy he would look. Fighting, ruining his dates, making him look crazy in front of the team.

Then making the team do impossible shyt on the court no one can explain

 

[Erratic415]

Ola Ray had over a two minute head start to run away from MJ & the zombies, but she just had to stand there and watch the dance performance.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Ola Ray had over a two minute head start to run away from MJ & the zombies, but she just had to stand there and watch the dance performance.

If I saw zombies dancing that fly I would watch too.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

If I saw zombies dancing that fly I would watch too.

bout to go viral

 

[Alexander The Great]

Ola Ray had over a two minute head start to run away from MJ & the zombies, but she just had to stand there and watch the dance performance.

If I saw zombies dancing that fly I would watch too.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

There’s no way someone couldn’t have snatched Charlie’s golden ticket from his hand with his arm in the air like that. He was a kid. Was everyone in that town 5’5?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Also, apparently no one in the cast has ever seen a zombie movie before. It's always a brand new phenomenon.

The people who keep their loved ones alive after they turn, because they think they’ll get better, or can continue to live as a zombie and hangout as long as they are tied up

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

The people who keep their loved ones alive after they turn, because they think they’ll get better, or can continue to live as a zombie and hangout as long as they are tied up

Shaun of the dead is the only movie to make that work and it’s entirely because Shaun keeping Ed in the yard to play PS2 with him actually happens.