Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[VegetasHairline]

Dak out here producing more memes and GIFs than touchdowns.

 

[twan83]

Cowboys are like child support always consist on being on time for some fukkery which is unnecessary

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

thats all folks

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Another TD and XP for the Lions and its record margin of defeat.

 

[Estarossa]

The fat man just hit one of these…

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Embarrassing from u n1ggaz. Just embarrassing

 

[MVike28]

Serious question for the stans,

Has there ever been a supposed “top-5” qb that gets embarrassed and blown out like this on a weekly basis?

Their defense is horrific

You want him to put up 50 pts?

To be clear I’m not shooting him bail.

 

[BlueHeffner]

This year?

In recent memory


Since the GB playoff game, we are getting outscored at home 110-35 in the first half of games. 35 points total in the past 4 home games is embarrassing

 

[BlueHeffner]

Their defense is horrific

You want him to put up 50 pts?

To be clear I’m not shooting him bail.

See my last post 35 points in the first half of the last 4 home games.

He has been responsible for 1 touchdown in those games too

 

[Estarossa]

Team so trash the Lions got a O-lineman playing WR…

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Well gawd damn

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Ben Johnson showing off in front of his future boss. This is his job interview tbh.

Tom Brady going to hire him for the Raiders

 

[Slimkid07]

He fumbled there but it's criminal that this offense hasn't figured out how to use Turpin as a weapon.
He could easily get you a 7 yards a pop on underneath slants, tiny hooks or passes to the flats.
Send him on go routes to open up for CD and Ferg.

 

[93 til]

Has there ever been a Top 5 QB with Jerry as the owner besides Aikman?

Cowboys had a 20 year drought the day Dak was drafted. What did they do from 1996 to 2016? Nothing.

Cowboys could have Mahomes right now and the game wouldn't be much different. Crap culture, bad o-line coach, meh HC/DC. Name the QB that is winning rings with this franchise in its current form?

I'm not even a Dak stan but I hate seeing Jerry escaping criticism because fans insist on blaming Dak for shyt that was going on when Dakota was a toddler. Cowboys fans hate mediocrity yet never hold Jerry accountable and then complain about mediocrity. Make it make sense.

Since when has Jerry not been criticized? He was just roasted for that "All In" comment.

Literally every time Derrick Henry carries the ball folks bring up Jerry

 

[Spade]

The Dak fandom is a cult.

Absolutely is