Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[lightskin jermaine]

Ben Johnson showing off in front of his future boss. This is his job interview tbh.

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Why is anyone talking about Dak?

Diggs gives up another TD? "Why did we give Dak a contract"

Linebackers whiff on tackling Montgomery? "Fukk Dak, why he standing on the sideline"

No receivers are open? "Why can't Dak run crisp routes"

@Codeine Bryant here he is to defend dak

 

[Dem313wayz]

 

[billsburydoughboy]

Lmaoooo they just toying with us at this point.

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Detroit really trying to get a lineman score to even up from what happened last year

 

[93 til]

Why is anyone talking about Dak?

Diggs gives up another TD? "Why did we give Dak a contract"

Linebackers whiff on tackling Montgomery? "Fukk Dak, why he standing on the sideline"

No receivers are open? "Why can't Dak run crisp routes"

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Take the starters out!

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Jerral Wayne feels no shame.

Why?

Because he knows dumbass Cowboys fans will blame ERRRRRBODY but him...yet Jerral is the only constant in Dallas' futility since 1996.

They've been embarrassed like 4x at home since January. Sure you can fire McCarthy and three dozen other people. Fans will get excited but nothing changes. It's sad watching a once proud franchise fall into the toilet.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Lord Beasley]

We have 14 rushing yards.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has no offseason regrets after Ravens RB Derrick Henry's 151-yard outing against Dallas: 'We couldn't afford [him]'

We couldn't afford 16Ms on a beast, but gave this fukking a quarter billy

 

[Estarossa]

$60 Million Dollars y’all…

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

 

[Grifter]

that's enough for me

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Yes I needed that TD St. Brown!

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Brooks needs to be cut for saving that pick 6