Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[EzekelRAGE]

The thing about that score is, ok you can use injuries or w/e for lions scoring, but what is the excuse for cowboys only putting up 9 points?

 

[darealvelle]

Enjoy the bye week see yall in two weeks

 

[dtownreppin214]

You guys understand the thread title now?

What’s sad is there’s more of this to come on this schedule.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

You guys understand the thread title now?

What’s sad is there’s more of this to come on this schedule.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Never in my life did I ever think I'd be more excited to watch the Sacramento Kings over the Dallas Cowboys.

Man I said week one I’m jsut waiting for the Rockets season to start. They not even goin be contender but they heading in the right direction and I get behind Ime easier than supporting the Jones, Dak, and the rest of this circus

 

[who_better_than_me]

@Spade @Codeine Bryant

All off-season, the stans begged for this man to paid $60m a year

No they didn’t. Every cowboys board and fan, wanted to move on. Had us rooting for fukking Trey Lance

 

[DaPresident]

Nah, don’t be quiet NOW!! Get out there and talk! Tell us what happened. Tell us why we stay getting blown out at home when we couldn’t lose a game here last year. Get out there and tell us why this team and its $60M qb and $30M wr could only put up 9 pts no tuddies. Nah, don’t go walking quietly into the locker room when yall stand there and pump ya chests out when you barely win by a last second TD vs some middle of the road team…quiet as a church mouse when a team bring the Deebo speaker out and go Super Gremlin on they ass smh. Disgusting culture…all comes from the birthday boy. Happy effing birthday Jerral

 

[Spade]

No they didn’t. Every cowboys board and fan, wanted to move on. Had us rooting for fukking Trey Lance

Nah. He’s talking about the loud few on another board that wanted Dak to get paid.

Not just them either. On YouTube you have:
Cowboysfantalk
Footsdaking
The Dak Attack (especially him)
Jtuck
Mark holmes

All wanted to pay this guy. They all deflect and make excuses.

 

[Bboystyle]

You're doing exactly what Jerry wants you to do.

It's OK bro. Some folks been programmed to just shyt on Dak because "reasons."

This is how you gotta look at it: swap out Dak for any QB right now.....what's the Cowboys record? Probably the same 3-3. Games would look different but the end result is the same. Dak playing a perfect game...Dallas still loses by 3 scores.

Whose fault is that? Jerry.

Say it with me breh (like the Springer Show):

Jerry

Jerry

Jerry

Jerry

Jerry

That's where 100% of the heat needs to be. When Dak is long gone, retired with a potbelly and gray beard....the Jones family will still be here running the Cowboys.

Who do you blame then?

We blamed Romo, Garrett, Dak, McCarthy, Dan Quinn, Kellen Moore, Lucky Whitehead, the overpriced brisket nachos, 3:25 kickoffs, waxing gibbous, Dez's foot injury and Rowdy the mascot.

I know it feels good to blame Dak because we can avoid admitting that our Boys have become the NFC's Raiders. Mahomes and Brady combined couldn't lift this steaming pile of shyt past the NFC Divisional. I'm not saying Dak is free from blame....but if you have the same issues before Dak and still have the same issues WITH Dak...maybe the problem was already here.

Dak go some of u nikkas spewing paragraphs like this?

 

[who_better_than_me]

Nah. He’s talking about the loud few on another board that wanted Dak to get paid.

Not just them either. On YouTube you have:
Cowboysfantalk
Footsdaking
The Dak Attack (especially him)
Jtuck
Mark holmes

All wanted to pay this guy. They all deflect and make excuses.

Those are company mouthpiece. Their brand and podcast success depends on the cowboys being relevant.

I stopped listening to a lot them dudes. Jsut handing with da boys and sometimes the break.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

LoPan leading the lambs to the slaughter.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Someone on the postgame called them the Arkansas Mafia.

 

[dtownreppin214]

So did they get booed yesterday or were there too many lions fans to hear them?

 

[Spade]

All of the national media whether it is radio or tv is laughing at Dallas and laughing at Detroit disrespecting them. They deserve all of it.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Dak go some of u nikkas spewing paragraphs like this?

Jerry