Hard Knocks Life Vol. 3-Will the Defense be up to Par(sons)- ‘21 Cowboys Season Thread

[El Bombi]

Dak bytchass has cost this nikka money his whole career.

 

[BlueHeffner]

That autistic ho ain't gonna do shyt, he was sleepwalking half the game out there

You right. He needs to add 2 feet to his wing span to be able to catch those airmailed passes by Dakota

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Sucks for Gallup.

BUT... Wilson adds a nice element to the offense and I wanna see Turner the Burner get more time

 

[Surreal]

They had practice squad corners on them all game and Dak was too much of a bytch to test them.


But but this fraud wanted Patrick Mahomes money.

He's purposely not tryna get Coop the ball

 

[NZA]

kliff actually doing some coaching

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

Gallup Came down with that after tearing his shyt and completed the catch hopefully Jerry takes care of him

 

[dtownreppin214]

I cannot believe anybody could possibly still be defending Dak. He is a mess. Just admit it. He came out flat, the team followed.

 

[duckbutta]

Imagine blaming a runningback over the player that touches the ball on every snap that turned it over in the 4th in a one score game

Imagine blaming a quarterback who threw 3 touchdowns instead of a running back who's yard per carry looked like somebody divided it by pi

16 yards...for the whole game...

As bad as Dak was he still somehow ended up with more rushing yards than the guy we paying 15 million dollars to actually rush the ball

If I'm Dak I'm telling Zeke I need some of his salary this week, since he did a better job of being a running back today than mr "i'm the most explosive I been all year"

1.8 is the answer to a math question
1.8 is what you have left over after using 8 gallons of something
1.8 is how much a malnourished baby hamster weights
1.8 is how many miles you can be from your host and comfortably hold a shyt before getting home
1.8 IS NOT how much your running back should average per carry in a football game

16 is how old you might be when you lose your virginity
16 is how much change you get back if you use a 50 dollar bill at olive garden
16 is how many hot wings you might get in an extra large order

16 is how old I was when I got a hardship drivers license

16 is how many up downs I do in a set when I work out

16 IS NOT how many yards your 15 million dollar running back is supposed to rush for in a game

I aint never seen no shyt like this...we legit paying this dude a million dollars a yard

I seen running backs today get 16 yards ON ONE PLAY

 

[El Bombi]

My guy @*DalMem* said they can overcome Schultz blocking if Dak would just throw quicker He might be Schultz agent or sumn

You're just making shyt up now.

What does a tight end blocking an edge rusher on a "Non-Screen" play have to do with a QB making late throws on a "Screen" play?


You going out sad breh.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Tired of this dude always blaming the refs. Just have your guys ready on Sunday's and have some situational awareness.

 

[HollywoodP]

So did the Bucs release AB?

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Tired of this dude always blaming the refs. Just have your guys ready on Sunday's and have some situational awareness.

He's a p*ssy

 

[BlueHeffner]

Dak is 5-0 against the NFC East this season

Dak is 5-5 against everyone else


Dak for his career is 24-6 against the NFC East

Dak for his career is 28-25 against everyone else

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

You're just making shyt up now.

What does a tight end blocking an edge rusher on a "Non-Screen" play have to do with a QB making late throws on a "Screen" play?


You going out sad breh.

Because Schultz is the one always blocking on those screens and getting lit up like he does every time he's asked to block

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

Tired of this dude always blaming the refs. Just have your guys ready on Sunday's and have some situational awareness.

Loser stuff


Stuff like that makes me lose faith we ready