Guillermo Del Toro - The Shape of Water
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Words can't describe how much I hated this film.
When that musical number hit I almost walked out in laughter.
Movie checked every box of Oscar bait, pretentious art house crap. The kind of movie made for people that will stare at somebody who threw up on a white board and call it avant garde high art.
In 10 years I expect a film about a woman fukking her dog to be nominated at the Oscars because that's basically what this is when it boils down to it.
If this movie wins any oscars it will be a damn shame.
fukk this film.
When that musical number hit I almost walked out in laughter.
Movie checked every box of Oscar bait, pretentious art house crap. The kind of movie made for people that will stare at somebody who threw up on a white board and call it avant garde high art.
In 10 years I expect a film about a woman fukking her dog to be nominated at the Oscars because that's basically what this is when it boils down to it.
If this movie wins any oscars it will be a damn shame.
fukk this film.
Walter H White
All Star
6.5/10
High quality poster
Veteran
Words can't describe how much I hated this film.
When that musical number hit I almost walked out in laughter.
Movie checked every box of Oscar bait, pretentious art house crap. The kind of movie made for people that will stare at somebody who threw up on a white board and call it avant garde high art.
In 10 years I expect a film about a woman fukking her dog to be nominated at the Oscars because that's basically what this is when it boils down to it.
If this movie wins any oscars it will be a damn shame.
fukk this film.
It will win
Brains&Beauty
Rookie
Words can't describe how much I hated this film.
When that musical number hit I almost walked out in laughter.
Movie checked every box of Oscar bait, pretentious art house crap. The kind of movie made for people that will stare at somebody who threw up on a white board and call it avant garde high art.
In 10 years I expect a film about a woman fukking her dog to be nominated at the Oscars because that's basically what this is when it boils down to it.
If this movie wins any oscars it will be a damn shame.
fukk this film.
I couldn’t agree more! I just watched this movie thinking it would be good but this movie was absolute trash. It’s literally as though Del Toro was trying to get us to empathize with a woman screwing an animal just because she was lonely and horny. This creature ate a cats head, bones and all! on top of that, they didn’t even do a good job convincing that their connection was real.
The only way you could mistake this creature for anything remotely human is if you just saw his humanoid shape under water. Is that where he got the title for the film?
Everything else about him was animal. Apes can do basic sign language so even that doesn’t count
Del Torro should have stopped at Pan’s Labryinth
Silver Surfer
Veteran
Agreed....nikkas really hyping a movie with a horny chic letting a cat eating animal fukk her.....smh
Its gonna win multiple oscarsWords can't describe how much I hated this film.
When that musical number hit I almost walked out in laughter.
Movie checked every box of Oscar bait, pretentious art house crap. The kind of movie made for people that will stare at somebody who threw up on a white board and call it avant garde high art.
In 10 years I expect a film about a woman fukking her dog to be nominated at the Oscars because that's basically what this is when it boils down to it.
If this movie wins any oscars it will be a damn shame.
fukk this film.
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Didn't del Toro bite this idea from someone?
Wouldn't be the first time the academy has awarded trash.Its gonna win multiple oscars
David_TheMan
Banned
Finally saw the movie last night.
Wow what a terrible movie. HAven't seen a boring terrible movie this overhyped from Del Toro since Pan's Labyrinth.
The story itself is ridiculous, the ending, god damn that shyt is as cheesy as you can get.
I don't understand, same with that La La Land bullshyt last year.
Wow what a terrible movie. HAven't seen a boring terrible movie this overhyped from Del Toro since Pan's Labyrinth.
The story itself is ridiculous, the ending, god damn that shyt is as cheesy as you can get.
I don't understand, same with that La La Land bullshyt last year.
Ignoring my response in the other thread huhWouldn't be the first time the academy has awarded trash.
No point in rehashing it with another person.
It's a love story period drama about a character with a disability taking place during the golden era for many academy members.
It being fantasy is just window dressing for the oscar bait film it is.
I rolled my eyes throughout the entire film at how contrived it was.
If this was the best film of 2017 film is dead.
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I should have watched the trailer before watching this shyt. I got spoiled with Del Toro's older work and it was automatic watch for me.
Especially when some of the reviews I skimmed through compared it in likeness to Pan's Labyrinth.
shyt was scraping the bottom of the garbage bin trash.
Especially when some of the reviews I skimmed through compared it in likeness to Pan's Labyrinth.
shyt was scraping the bottom of the garbage bin trash.
i thought this was a great film!!!
but i guess i understand people not liking it.
this shyt kept me engaged from jump.
and the performances were amazing!
but i guess i understand people not liking it.
this shyt kept me engaged from jump.
and the performances were amazing!
street heat
merchant of death
i saw this wednesday... i liked this movie