Got roasted by comedians in front of my date, ended up crying

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Yeah now that I think of it me, my sister and a few of my cousins who were in town went to this comedy show a few months ago.

Lame ass nikka tried to roast my cousin just for being one of the older people there (late 50s). He didn't get upset or anything but I thought it was wack.
 
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went to a comedy show in LA, and a fat nikka had the temerity to sit front row with his date.

brave soul:wow:

Mark Curry destroyed that breh :no:

best seat is line of sight of the spotlight(if they have one) if your feelings get hurt easily.
 

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Same, some them dudes need to get hands put on them.
As a former as stand up...I don't understand anyone who's into comedy and knows that comedians have whole shows to roast EACH OTHER as a show of RESPECT, get offended or hurt when they go to comedy venues and get roasted. Its apart of comedy culture itself.

Just watch the comdey specials on Netflix.
 

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Very unfortunate experience for that dude. His date was a POS for using his trauma against him, but at the same time, she did him and herself a favor by doing it. Obviously, dude isn't ready to date until he seek therapy and deal with his issues...

This story reminded me of a similar incident that happened to me early June of this year.

Me & my lady went to the Improv in Brea, CA (northern Orange Co.) to see Tommy Davidson perform. I kind of knew something was gonna happen when we was seated in the front tables next to the stage.

So, we ordered our food & 🍹 and waited to the show to start. I believe 3 comedians did their routine before Tommy, but one of the comedians was this Black dude from L.A. who got on stage to do his thing. He was pretty good, but at one point in his routine, he started to address the audience and layed his 👀 on me. All I remember is him calling me 🌽 🍞 and saying something about me being dark.

Tbh, I chuckled, but also became annoyed. I didn't 😭 but felt more like 😯 to 😕 to 😠 because I didn't like the fact that he roasted me about my complexion around mixed company.

Then it just brought up the bs I went through as a kid, teen, young adult, etc. It's just stupid and I just chalked it up as he just commenting on what he saw and it wasn't personal.

Not mad @ Breh. He is a comedian. I would see him again, if I remembered his name...

All good!

😎👍🏿
 

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Unless he was heckling the acts, I think singling him out is a low move. I don't think it is impressive dunking on someone when you have a platform and the crowd in your hands.
 

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Thats when i go backstage n smack some comics. They aint tough. I got a good one waiting for chapelle myself.
 
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I dont like being made fun of. Like I hate that. With a passion. I take myself way too seriously to get joked on. This is why I can never sit in the front of any comedy show cause the minute he starts going in on me... :wow:

Let's just say imma be on Worldstar. :wow:
 

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he could've redeemed himself if he let inner Will Smith come out :yeshrug:
will-smith-chris-rock.gif
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Should’ve got on stage and slapped the first one, gotta set that precedent
 

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I'd have to take the L and get laid out on stage by security like..

:dead:

But for real, crying from embarrassment in front of your date, then having her abandon you.. that's like a fukking super villain backstory. He might not ever recover mentally from that experience.
 

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Btw,, I hope yall really not scared to sit in front row.

This guy was gonna get tested infront of his girl regardless, it would of happened on the street he would of bytched up same way.
 

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I went to a Paul Mooney show in DC about 12 years ago and he went in on an interracial so hard the white bytch ran out in tears with the nikka chasing her frantically.


It was great. :mjgrin:

You can't tell that story without saying what the Godfather said to piss of the chick.
 

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