Got roasted by comedians in front of my date, ended up crying

[VelourSocks]

how insecure can you be

last time I went to a comedy show I was sitting front row and I was wearing some ugly ass sweater that I only wear to work. like 3 out of the 5 comics were on my ASS the whole night about it. my girl was dying and so was I even though she was pleading for me to take that shyt off before we went to the show

 

[Ain't That Something]

I personally have been shytted on by a comic who shall not be named.

I had to eat the L. I did not cry. But I was inside

Yo that thread was a classic

Generaaaallll

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

I personally have been shytted on by a comic who shall not be named.

I had to eat the L. I did not cry. But I was inside

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

I remembered I got roasted by an amateur comedian. I was getting drinks before it started and the comedian was at the bar too which I didn’t know. So he’s like what’s up asked about my tat on my arm which was done that day so it was fresh and swollen. So the comedians walks up I’m like start do do there bits then the guy walk up long story short he jokes on my tat saying it’s the Virgin Mary and saying Spanish shyt it was kinda funny

 

[DaylitoJames]

*comedian making me cry in front of my girlfriend*

 

[Action Mike]

Crying over that lame af

Been to one show high with a friend and they tried that shyt, was laughing like Eddie in nutty professor at that shyt.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Y’all could laugh at him but I always thought that it was corny n lame when comedians go after low hanging fruit.

It’s called crowdwork
It’s comedy off the top of the dome
That’s not low hanging fruit because it’s off the top

 

[ColdSlither]

One comedian I don't mind. It's all in good fun. The second one is going to have to earn that roast.

 

[Spectre]

Damn that’s tough. That’s why I stopped watching DL Hughley for a while. He used to destroy people in the first rows of his special. Just savage roasting. They would just stop fake smiling at a certain point.

I’m like damn bruh they paid babysitters and made time to come out and see u this night and u just tearing them apart like they did u wrong or something


It all depends on how tactful the comedian is. It can be funny for everyone including the fan or it could be a bad night and the comedian sees u as low hanging fruit and turns on u

Sorry to the dude in the OP

 

[letti cook]

i went to see Jim Jeffries once and he got into it with someone in the front row and derailed his whole act, shyttin on them

it got super personal/uncomfortable at one point and we left early

that shyt happening on a date would be a nightmare

 

[beenz]

If some fakkit amateur comedian tries to roast me in front of my girl, I'm waiting for that nikka outside.

You know these bum ass comedians ain't got security

Going to a comedy show with a girl and sitting front row is definitely not sometime i would do anyway. Terrible idea.

u just gotta take it. even if u got hella jokes to fry the comedian, u still don't have a mic, so ur toast regardless.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

comedy shows not a really a good date night activity, and not just because of the comedians either.
My parents (in their 60s) told me a story of how they went to a chappelle show set, but they were like the oldest people there, and while they enjoyed the comedy, they said people in the audience were very rude to them apparently, treat them like they weren't welcome because they old or something, they ended up leaving.
That combined with drunk hecklers ruining the show for you, it comes off as more of a thing you do with the fella's where you all can be on that same type of energy, rather then try to make it a romantic evening with your lady.
Imo taking your girl to a comedy club is like taking her to a strip club, leave her ass at home, and take your homeboys instead.

gtfoh

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Don't go to a comedy club, if your self esteem is in the garbage. I promise you

 

[BrothaZay]

It’s called crowdwork
It’s comedy off the top of the dome
That’s not low hanging fruit because it’s off the top

it’s low hanging fruit once one comedian addressed it then 2/3 more after do the same thing to the same person

 

[African_brehda]

Going to a comedy show with a girl and sitting front row is definitely not sometime i would do anyway. Terrible idea.

I saw one where the couple broke up on the spot.

Comedian asked if he loved his girl, he couldn’t answer