Got roasted by comedians in front of my date, ended up crying

[50CentStan]

Damn the ending

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[CP3.]

Poor guy

Never, EVER, go to a comedy show when you're still in the dating phase.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Patrice O'Neal kept roasting this one couple in "the elephant in the room". You could they were pissed

Never sit front row with your girl.

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

Lmao what a bytch...I go to comedy clubs and when comedians try that shyt wit me I smirk and not laugh but they drop it quickly ..I'm not ugly or lil so it's all good

 

[Dwight Howard]

 

[Absolut]

You know your material is absolute ass if you aren’t even established yet and have to resort to insulting audience members as part of your amateur routines

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Dude is most likely a cac or an asian. But with that being said, alot of comedians only go after soft looking targets. Some super gooned out looking cat isn't going to get roasted compared to some napoleon dynamite looking dude.

Go to an 85 South Show and everybody getting charbroiled
But I know how thecoli feels about them nikkas and fun in general

 

[Cat piss martini]

I had a hoe ass nikka try that
shyt with me back in the day
to impress this bad ass pino
i used to drop the stove off in back
in the day......
I made dude look stupid.
every joke he told me and her kept a straight
face and drank good while she threw balled
up ones on stage.
we almost got put out but dude was hurt.

 

[Ahadi]

This is why you don’t go to comedy shows on dates.

I checked two comedians before on that sneaky shyt before. Ended up backstage and the juelzing began.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

reddit is pure fiction.

 

[gho3st]

If some fakkit amateur comedian tries to roast me in front of my girl, I'm waiting for that nikka outside.

You know these bum ass comedians ain't got security

Going to a comedy show with a girl and sitting front row is definitely not sometime i would do anyway. Terrible idea.

Rught? You gotta wait until youve hit her up good a couple of times lol. lmao

 

[DaHNIC82]

Sherman klump shyt

 

[acri1]

Yeah, not that it's a good place for a date anyway, but if you take a girl to a comedy show you best sit near the back.

Otherwise you never know if you'll have to deal with some dikkhead comedian trying to clown you.

 

[doublecheese]

Not gonna lie last time i went to stand up a comedian flamed me up

It aint have me wanting to fight tho yall dudes in here gotta learn to take a joke.