Got roasted by comedians in front of my date, ended up crying

Suspicious Dingo

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Exactly .. I went to a comedy show w/ a chick recently and she was like lets sit in the front !

I was like nah :scust:

But then the chick promoter was telling everyone in the crowd to move up to the first few rows because they were filming .. and wanted to make it look full

It was lo key dead in there and not many ppl

So I was like bet .. Im gonna go smoke though in a minute . So its gonna be an empty seat anyway if they shoot this way :yeshrug:

So I stayed for the first comedian who was an unfunny cac .. but toward the end of his set . I dipped out to smoke

So when I came back it was a brother from the bay on stage so I tried to stick with him but he was lo key dry af too .. He made a couple of comments towards me but mainly he was just asking stuff like .. " Amirite breh ?? "

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So later on the chick was telling me , while I was gone that the dude was trying to hit on her from the stage and making jokes about why she's there alone ? :takedat:

Then she said that the first cac comedian came up to him on stage and was like :whoa:..

" Hey yo I seen her dude .. he's here . And he's HUGE " :hubie:


She said after that the black comedian chilled :snoop: ..


And thats why he was trying to interact and be cool w/ me when I sat back down :heh:

I know I'm late, but this is the most :duck: post I have ever seen :mjlol:
 

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I woulda cracked a 🍾 upside that comedians head. I have anger issues
 

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I got roasted by a comedian once but never got close to crying. I was laughing cause he was right, he asked did I know what planet I was on and who I'm even with cause I was high af. This felt like it went on for an hour but I was just laughin hoping he would change the subject cause I didn't wanna answer questions and move on :pachaha:
 
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