God's 12 Biggest d1ck Moves in the Old Testament

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He might view me as merciful, but what's the justification for saying I'm a perfectly moral being? There is none.

What does that matter? And what does perfectly moral even mean?


If god created me, and the bible is an accurate portrayal of god's guidelines, then my moral compass is not in alignment with this god. I couldn't have derived my morals from god if they directly contradict.

Not everyone chooses to follow God. That is what free will is about I suppose.

As well, I assume you do not believe in the death penalty?

I don't really understand the last question. I don't know if you're asking me if it's a moral right that god has to take my life as he pleases, or if he has the power to do so. If it's the latter, then sure if we're assuming he's all powerful and could do anything he wanted, then I suppose he could kill me when he wanted. So what? We'd probably disagree on whether god has the right to take my life if he wanted.

Ok. Let me put it in earth terms. Your parents give you a car to use for college. Instead of using it for college you lets say, sell drugs. Would they be wrong to take it back?
 

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Yea




You mean like how Marvin gayes dad killed him since he didn't like how he was using the life that he gave him from his own existence?


This would have been a nice analogy if Marvin gaye's dad hadnt received the free gift of life from God in the same manner that his son did. Thus, life was not his to take.
 

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What does that matter? And what does perfectly moral even mean?

I don't know. It's a characteristic that some believers attribute to this god.


Not everyone chooses to follow God. That is what free will is about I suppose.

As well, I assume you do not believe in the death penalty?

No, I don't.


Ok. Let me put it in earth terms. Your parents give you a car to use for college. Instead of using it for college you lets say, sell drugs. Would they be wrong to take it back?

Well wait a minute, I don't know if this analogy follows, but let me go back...

According to orthodox Christian dogma, God created humans with free will, but he also wanted them to obey him. After several milleninia of genocide and death, he finally realized he set up impossible guidelines for mankind to follow. That by being curious and having free will, we weren't the autonomous robots that he "wanted". So instead of repeatedly killing people over and over, he set up a loophole where he'd sacrifice himself to himself, so that humans wouldn't have to die for acting according to how he made us ....

So you ask is it reasonable for god, who gave us life for a specific purpose, to take it away if he so pleases? Should he kill the entire human race since we all fall short in his eyes? I mean, that's just the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If god could have created me any way he wanted, but instead chose to create me such that it guaranteed I would disobey him, then he is either incredibly dishonest or incredibly illogical. He could have created me to be perfect, but punishes me because he decided not to? And my punishment for using the brain that he gave me might be hellfire, or at least separation from him for all eternity (whatever that is). I mean, does that not also strike you as insanely absurd?
 

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God blesses him and wanders off, presumably to go get in a bar fight somewhere
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maybe I'm just perverted but at first I read title as god's 12" biggest dikk...

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I don't know. It's a characteristic that some believers attribute to this god.

If you dont even know what it is, how would you know if God has it or not?



Well wait a minute, I don't know if this analogy follows, but let me go back...

According to orthodox Christian dogma, God created humans with free will, but he also wanted them to obey him. After several milleninia of genocide and death, he finally realized he set up impossible guidelines for mankind to follow. That by being curious and having free will, we weren't the autonomous robots that he "wanted". So instead of repeatedly killing people over and over, he set up a loophole where he'd sacrifice himself to himself, so that humans wouldn't have to die for acting according to how he made us ....

I dont think the bible really flows with this line of thought.

So you ask is it reasonable for god, who gave us life for a specific purpose, to take it away if he so pleases?

Yes.

Should he kill the entire human race since we all fall short in his eyes? I mean, that's just the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If god could have created me any way he wanted, but instead chose to create me such that it guaranteed I would disobey him, then he is either incredibly dishonest or incredibly illogical. He could have created me to be perfect, but punishes me because he decided not to? And my punishment for using the brain that he gave me might be hellfire, or at least separation from him for all eternity (whatever that is). I mean, does that not also strike you as insanely absurd?

Its YOUR choice whether you choose to search for God and follow It or not. Just as its YOUR choice whether you go to hellfire since the bible clearly indicates what it takes to get their.
 

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If you dont even know what it is, how would you know if God has it or not?

You're right, I don't know. I'm just reporting what some people claim to believe. I don't know if this entity is good or not, and I'm not sure if it makes sense that something can be perfectly moral.

I dont think the bible really flows with this line of thought.

Alright.


Then no, I don't think it's reasonable.

Its YOUR choice whether you choose to search for God and follow It or not. Just as its YOUR choice whether you go to hellfire since the bible clearly indicates what it takes to get their.

If I actively search for god, and can't be sure I've found it, whether or not I go to heaven or hell is no longer up to me. If I die today an atheist, I have committed the one unforgivable sin, and cannot choose to go to heaven anyway. And why am I subjected to eternal torment? Because I've committed the heinous crime of using the brain god supposedly gave me, and refused to blindly accept a religion I was forced to believe. God knows what would convince me, and could manifest in a way that would prove to me his existence, but chooses not to. Why am I responsible for his actions?
 
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Honestly though, one of the major dikk moves in the Bible is in the New Testament and came from Jesus. Now, you know I fukk with some of Jesus' message even though I don't believe in the fairy tales. But this one?



What a dikk.

Straight up called that woman a dog because she asked for help. Made her damn near beg.

Of course the neo-Christians now come with a million revisions and the dictionary gymnastics to play it off.
You an idiot of that's what you got from that passage. What is with nonbelievers obsession with criticizing the bible
 
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