God's 12 Biggest d1ck Moves in the Old Testament

[Canada Goose]

So if god got the most bodies, whose coming in at second? Zeus? Odin? I know one of these mythical nikkas gotta be a contender, but it wouldnt surprise me if they aint seeing this nikka Elohims body count in the slightest

I would think Hitler or whoever was the President when the U.S dropped a nuke on Japan, would come in 2nd when it comes to most people killed by there actions.

But if I was to guess, I'd say Hitler. I grew up in religion and I cannot recall anyone in bible times killing people in the masses like Hitler did


Also depending on your religious beliefs, you can argue than Satan has the most bodies, even more than god...


Could be argued that practically everyone that died since Adam and Eve is Satan's fault

 

[boskey]

Honestly though, one of the major dikk moves in the Bible is in the New Testament and came from Jesus. Now, you know I fukk with some of Jesus' message even though I don't believe in the fairy tales. But this one?



What a dikk.

Straight up called that woman a dog because she asked for help. Made her damn near beg.

Of course the neo-Christians now come with a million revisions and the dictionary gymnastics to play it off.

If I understand, he called her a "dog" because she wasn't an Israelite.

And the dog analogy he uses implies that he can "run out" of miracles. Like if he gave the children's bread to the dog, the children would go hungry. Is this explained any further?

This some wild shyt tho. I went to church all the damn time as a kid but I've never actually read the bible before. SMH at God...

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I swear back when Family Guy was the shyt I always wanted them to do a sketch with Jesus and Mary Magdalene and then outta nowhere Project Pat, Juicy J, DJ Paul, and the Disciples pop up tryna stop Jesus singing

I would think Hitler or whoever was the President when the U.S dropped a nuke on Japan, would come in 2nd when it comes to most people killed by there actions.

But if I was to guess, I'd say Hitler. I grew up in religion and I cannot recall anyone in bible times killing people in the masses like Hitler did


Also depending on your religious beliefs, you can argue than Satan has the most bodies, even more than god...


Could be argued that practically everyone that died since Adam and Eve is Satan's fault

lol, King Leopold got more bodies than Truman got from the Atom Bomb and Hitler got off the Holocaust. Humans ain't seein God when it comes to this gangsta shyt. God the thurlest cac in human history.

 

[noon]

Lot's wife (Edith) was repeatedly told not to look back as they fleed Sodom tho

Oh well that's alright then. Let's say it's about almost 3 million deaths minus Lot's wife. That's a better number.

 

[noon]

Could be argued that practically everyone that died since Adam and Eve is Satan's fault

But if God created everything then he created Satan and allowed him the opportunity to become evil, because of course God would have set the boundaries for the possibilities of evil. God also put the tree he didn't want anyone to touch the fruit of in easy reach and didn't give Adam or Eve the understanding of good and evil so they really couldn't be blamed for making such a judgment call.

AND despite all of this taking place there are still that number of dikk moves by the Lord Almighty there.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Satan is God's right hand man doe, that's his top goon to shape up humans when they get outta line. Talkin shyt and Lucifer get loose on em.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Satan is God's right hand man doe, that's his top goon to shape up humans when they get outta line. Talkin shyt and Lucifer get loose on em.

God and Satan in the Bible are like Oceania and Eurasia in 1984, or some shyt. They pretend to beef to manipulate the masses for mutual benefit.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

God and Satan in the Bible are like Oceania and Eurasia in 1984, or some shyt. They pretend to beef to manipulate the masses for mutual benefit.

This Bible shyt is deeper than rap.....

 

[Everythingg]

So if God gave life, why could God not take it back? Anybody have an answer?

 

[Everythingg]

But why should the bug assume that ultimately, I have it's best intentions in mind? Why should it assume I'm morally "good" when to him all I've done is made it my captive and/or killed him, family members and friends. Why should it think I love it, or care about its daily affairs?

The bug wouldnt know that. But if you sent certain bugs (prophets) to tell that bug and others that you had their best intention in mind then it could assume that. Not exactly 100% transferable but it still fits

 

[Everythingg]

But how do you know god is the good one, and the devil is the evil one?

One created the other. Thats all that matters....

 

[NoMayo15]

The bug wouldnt know that. But if you sent certain bugs (prophets) to tell that bug and others that you had their best intention in mind then it could assume that. Not exactly 100% transferable but it still fits

Sure. But when determining my intentions for the bug population, what makes more sense for the bug to base its opinion: Hearsay from another bug, maybe one it's ever even met that maybe (probably) lived thousands of years earlier, and can't actually confirm that it spoke to me? Or would it make more sense for the bug to observe my actions, and judge them as good or evil like it would do for any other bug? How does he know the other bug isn't just making stuff up?

One created the other. Thats all that matters....

Are you saying that since one is infinitely more powerful than the other, then by default the stronger one is the more moral one?

Or are you saying it's irrelevant if god is a fascist dictator? He could, as he's (supposedly) done to others in the past, end my life on a whim, so we are all obligated to worship him?

 

[Everythingg]

Sure. But when determining my intentions for the bug population, what makes more sense for the bug to base its opinion: Hearsay from another bug, maybe one it's ever even met that maybe (probably) lived thousands of years earlier, and can't actually confirm that it spoke to me? Or would it make more sense for the bug to observe my actions, and judge them as good or evil like it would do for any other bug? How does he know the other bug isn't just making stuff up?

Sure. And Im sure when the bug sees that you dont crush him for each little mistake like some of your other bug friends pretend that you do, he'll begin to see that you are merciful. But he'll also remember the observations of the thousand year old bug that showed your likes and dislikes. And also, how you reacted to your likes and dislikes, sooner and eventually.

Are you saying that since one is infinitely more powerful than the other, then by default the stronger one is the more moral one?

The created one could only get its "morals" from the One that created it.

Or are you saying it's irrelevant if god is a fascist dictator? He could, as he's (supposedly) done to others in the past, end my life on a whim, so we are all obligated to worship him?

Im asking you. If God Almighty gave you life from Its own existence, could God not take it back if It didnt like the way you were using it?

 

[NoMayo15]

Sure. And Im sure when the bug sees that you dont crush him for each little mistake like some of your other bug friends pretend that you do, he'll begin to see that you are merciful. But he'll also remember the observations of the thousand year old bug that showed your likes and dislikes. And also, how you reacted to your likes and dislikes, sooner and eventually.

The created one could only get its "morals" from the One that created it

I'm asking you. If God Almighty gave you life from Its own existence, could God not take it back if It didnt like the way you were using it?

He might view me as merciful, but what's the justification for saying I'm a perfectly moral being? There is none.

If god created me, and the bible is an accurate portrayal of god's guidelines, then my moral compass is not in alignment with this god. I couldn't have derived my morals from god if they directly contradict.

I don't really understand the last question. I don't know if you're asking me if it's a moral right that god has to take my life as he pleases, or if he has the power to do so. If it's the latter, then sure if we're assuming he's all powerful and could do anything he wanted, then I suppose he could kill me when he wanted. So what? We'd probably disagree on whether god has the right to take my life if he wanted.

 

[saint25225]

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