God's 12 Biggest d1ck Moves in the Old Testament

[NoMayo15]

confuse people by telling them the devil is god breh...

murder, human sacrifice, anger, deception, etc, etc... all these things are the devil's modus operandi, not god's. negroes out here worshipping the devil and dont even know it.

But how do you know god is the good one, and the devil is the evil one? Because the bible says god is good?

Why is it that when we look at the actions of these characters, the one that claims to be "good" commits way more acts that we'd perceive as evil? If someone told you they were a great person, but continuously had people killed, would you take their word for it? If a person isn't moral just because they say they are, then why is your god?

 

[Type Username Here]

Godcellus Wallace prolly always sent a coupla pipe hittin angel nikkaz to go to work on his enemies and stans alike. Unlike Marcellus dumbass, God let his angels suffer the rape at Sodom & Gomorrah.

Don't forget Abrahamic God straight up killed a shyt load of the first born children in Egypt. Even Tony Montana had a code about children.

I mean, Zeus had endless b*stards out there. But the goon Yahweh watched humans torture and kill his one son. How sick is that tho, he sent Gabriel to knock up a virgin and had some sucka named Joseph raise the seed. God a gangsta like shyt.

We won't even mention how the son is really him in the flesh. Goon shyt.

 

[superunknown23]

Funny how god is always white in these representations.
Judging by his actions, it kinda makes sense that he could be a cac

 

[Blackking]

honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. On a scale it's appropriate. I've killed plenty of bugs in my life. It's possible that someone who theoretically can create life and planets would view humans simply as bugs.

All this shyt is fake anyway- you all don't really understand the importants of the stories and take them more literally than most religious people.

 

[superunknown23]

i feel like i made a thread on here about Joseph bein the worlds first simp

 

[88m3]

honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. On a scale it's appropriate. I've killed plenty of bugs in my life. It's possible that someone who theoretically can create life and planets would view humans simply as bugs.

All this shyt is fake anyway- you all don't really understand the importants of the stories and take them more literally than most religious people.

You can create bugs?

 

[Blackking]

You can create bugs?

lol. you know what I mean.. scale and superiority wise. It makes sense to me. Obviously God would have his reasons and principles. A bug more than likely wouldn't understand why I would put ant traps up in my home. So it wouldn't make sense for us to think we can call it dikk moves or judge these actions by God, if a god even exist.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

You can create bugs?

Okay make another bug.

 

[Won Won]

Even Tony Montana had a code about children.

honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. On a scale it's appropriate. I've killed plenty of bugs in my life. It's possible that someone who theoretically can create life and planets would view humans simply as bugs.

God made man in his image though

 

[NoMayo15]

lol. you know what I mean.. scale and superiority wise. It makes sense to me. Obviously God would have his reasons and principles. A bug more than likely wouldn't understand why I would put ant traps up in my home. So it wouldn't make sense for us to think we can call it dikk moves or judge these actions by God, if a god even exist.

Okay, I accept your analogy, and we might not understand the actions of a god like a bug might not understand my actions. But why should the bug assume that ultimately, I have it's best intentions in mind? Why should it assume I'm morally "good" when to him all I've done is made it my captive and/or killed him, family members and friends. Why should it think I love it, or care about its daily affairs? That's what theology has convinced billions of people around the world

 

[Type Username Here]

Okay, I accept your analogy, and we might not understand the actions of a god like a bug might not understand my actions. But why should the bug assume that ultimately, I have it's best intentions in mind? Why should it assume I'm morally "good" when to him all I've done is made it my captive and/or killed him, family members and friends. Why should it think I love it, or care about its daily affairs? That's what theology has convinced billions of people around the world

Great point.

 

[Danie84]

Lot's wife (Edith) was repeatedly told not to look back as they fleed Sodom tho

 

[I Lord Justice]

This post is extremely confusing.

it's supposed to be.

 

[Leasy]

I knew this thread wont disappoint. Woooooo

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The old testament reads like a snuff film. idk how people can read that and call it the word of god. but then i don't know a single christian that lives like the bible says. there's so much ridiculous stuff in there