God's 12 Biggest d1ck Moves in the Old Testament

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Well would you critisize the Bible in any way? Or do you think it's all good? Including the parts listed at the beginning of this thread.
If you mean criticize as in trying to scrutinize and interpret its meaning then yes. Do you criticize any widely believed scientific theories or do you just believe its all good and take them as complete fact.?
 

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If you mean criticize as in trying to scrutinize and interpret its meaning then yes. Do you criticize any widely believed scientific theories or do you just believe its all good and take them as complete fact.?

No I don't mean try and squeeze a meaning out of it. I mean, look at a verse or story and, no matter how many ways you try and twist its logic, end up thinking "this doesn't make any goddamn sense, what kind of people wrote this fukking thing?"

We don't need to bring science into this. You don't need to bring any other worldview down to your level in order to justify its craziness. If religion is logical enough then you can set us all straight.
 

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No I don't mean try and squeeze a meaning out of it. I mean, look at a verse or story and, no matter how many ways you try and twist its logic, end up thinking "this doesn't make any goddamn sense, what kind of people wrote this fukking thing?"

We don't need to bring science into this. You don't need to bring any other worldview down to your level in order to justify its craziness. If religion is logical enough then you can set us all straight.
so your asking as a Christian if I read the bible and think "this doesn't make any goddamn sense, what kind of people wrote this fukking thing" :snoop:
Okay breh im stupid and have zero critical thinking skills. I believe in Jesus and that he is my Lord and Savior. He was born from a pure mother and lived a sinless life. I believe he died for our sins and thru him is the only way to life... if that makes me an idiot then meh guess Im an idiot then.:manny:







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In what way do I lack critical thinking?

I don't know you, and didn't say you did. There are, however, many believers that hold contradictory views. A lot don't know what's in that book, or why they even believe it ... that's all I'm saying.

Okay breh im stupid and have zero critical thinking skills. I believe in Jesus and that he is my Lord and Savior. He was born from a pure mother and lived a sinless life. I believe he died for our sins and thru him is the only way to life... if that makes me an idiot then meh guess Im an idiot then.

Okay, well this doesn't make you exactly an idiot ... but it does, at the very least, make you gullible.
 

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You an idiot of that's what you got from that passage. What is with nonbelievers obsession with criticizing the bible

What did you get from that passage?

I see someone calling a woman a dog because she isn't the right type of person. Only when she admits she is like a dog that the Lord Christ decides to help her with his magic.

What did you get from it?
 

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What did you get from that passage?

I see someone calling a woman a dog because she isn't the right type of person. Only when she admits she is like a dog that the Lord Christ decides to help her with his magic.

What did you get from it?
Its a passage about complete faith breh. Do you really think Jesus was some rich 1%er that enjoyed putting people down? Even atheist will say the story of Jesus even if they feel is untrue is a story to model ones life after. You're just being cynical And trying to hard to get daps.
 

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I don't know you, and didn't say you did. There are, however, many believers that hold contradictory views. A lot don't know what's in that book, or why they even believe it ... that's all I'm saying.



Okay, well this doesn't make you exactly an idiot ... but it does, at the very least, make you gullible.
:manny: Believing in one true God >
 

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the "god" of the old testament is really the "devil." just examine the facts. and by facts i obviously mean in a theological context. and you'll see the whole thing was a trick. the ultimate trick played on society played by those who actually worship the "devil."

do you know which "occultists" deal in murder, deception, sacrifice, and CANNIBALISM? so-called satanists thats who.

we CANNOT IGNORE the political, economic, and religious climate of the time period in which these religions were created, nor can we ignore the context in which these religions existed.

the god of the bible is the devil. accept it and move on.
 

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Its a passage about complete faith breh. Do you really think Jesus was some rich 1%er that enjoyed putting people down? Even atheist will say the story of Jesus even if they feel is untrue is a story to model ones life after. You're just being cynical And trying to hard to get daps.

Huh? I posted something out of the New Testament word for word.

Complete faith doesn't change the fact that:

A) God in the flesh turned down a woman's cries for help because she wasn't the "right" type of person
B) He called her a dog
C) He only helped her after she basically referred to herself as a dog
 

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the "god" of the old testament is really the "devil." just examine the facts. and by facts i obviously mean in a theological context. and you'll see the whole thing was a trick. the ultimate trick played on society played by those who actually worship the "devil."

do you know which "occultists" deal in murder, deception, sacrifice, and CANNIBALISM? so-called satanists thats who.

we CANNOT IGNORE the political, economic, and religious climate of the time period in which these religions were created, nor can we ignore the context in which these religions existed.

the god of the bible is the devil. accept it and move on.
There are people in real life that would kill you for suggesting such a thing.
 

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Huh? I posted something out of the New Testament word for word.

Complete faith doesn't change the fact that:

A) God in the flesh turned down a woman's cries for help because she wasn't the "right" type of person
B) He called her a dog
C) He only helped her after she basically referred to herself as a dog
Matthew 7:6 NLT

“Don’t waste what is holy on people who are unholy. Don’t throw your pearls to pigs! They will trample the pearls, then turn and attack you."

Okay breh you're right.

@Brown_Pride idk why I wast my time.
 

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the "god" of the old testament is really the "devil." just examine the facts. and by facts i obviously mean in a theological context. and you'll see the whole thing was a trick. the ultimate trick played on society played by those who actually worship the "devil."

do you know which "occultists" deal in murder, deception, sacrifice, and CANNIBALISM? so-called satanists thats who.

we CANNOT IGNORE the political, economic, and religious climate of the time period in which these religions were created, nor can we ignore the context in which these religions existed.

the god of the bible is the devil. accept it and move on.
:russ::russ: You've never read the bible breh.
 

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If you mean criticize as in trying to scrutinize and interpret its meaning then yes. Do you criticize any widely believed scientific theories or do you just believe its all good and take them as complete fact.?
A statement like this implies that you have no idea what science is. You realize that, right?
 

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the "god" of the old testament is really the "devil." just examine the facts. and by facts i obviously mean in a theological context. and you'll see the whole thing was a trick. the ultimate trick played on society played by those who actually worship the "devil."

do you know which "occultists" deal in murder, deception, sacrifice, and CANNIBALISM? so-called satanists thats who.

we CANNOT IGNORE the political, economic, and religious climate of the time period in which these religions were created, nor can we ignore the context in which these religions existed.

the god of the bible is the devil. accept it and move on.
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