Go out to eat and ask for the bill to be split into 25 separate checks brehs

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I went to Fogo De Chao with the ignorant section of the fam years ago.
Half of them said they weren’t eating to the waiter so they could skip paying and just ate meat off the same plate wen they brought the meats around

:snoop:

I did the same thing with my ex-wife at 23 :lolbron:,

While proposing afterwards she didn't even know haha:mjlol:....
 

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They called the police

:mindblown:

Organized or not, split the bill and keep it moving.
You know why they called the police :mjpls:

Sure it was an egregious request, but you can bet like hell they would have painstakingly split it for a white family. At the very least they would have worked with them.
 

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This is why I go out with certain folk. When the bill comes we throw our cards in a pile and let them split it down the middle. Or sometimes one of us will grab the check and settle it. We had 3 hours of great conversation and food, who the fukk got time to worry about who ate what?

:hhh: peon behavior, but to each their own I guess.
 

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In big groups I usually pay for myself. I used to split it but this one time I ended up paying twice the amount that I used. From that day forward I tell the server that my bill will be separate.
 

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Brehs, the proper way to pay for a bill at a restaurant for parties of more than one person is for one person to cover the entire bill and have everybody else in attendence venmo their portions of the bill before you give the bill back to the waiter to be paid.

If you can't trust people to pay, their portions stop breaking amongst people you can't trust.
This. That shyt is straight embarrassing when you have a big table and everyone is splitting like that. I'd rather just put it on one card and have them pay me.
 

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In big groups I usually pay for myself. I used to split it but this one time I ended up paying twice the amount that I used. From that day forward I tell the server that my bill will be separate.

You'll probably end up short if you tip, because some people will send you their total minus tax and tip :snoop:
 

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As a nikka who use to work as a waiter, host back in high school. I’m not even gon say what I wanna say
Speak your truth brother!!
















Naw for real, spill the beans nikka
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45 people dapped this crackers joke, mocking us :mjpls::snoop:

he feels the same exact way about all you c00ns beating your chest about being great tippers, y’all better wake up:mjpls:

Because people asking to split 25 checks isn't worth ridicule. Y'all try too hard. I've been out with 20+ people at one time and we paid one bill, tip included. It's not that hard.
 

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I was a server/bartender during my college years. This happens often.

Honestly, if the server failed to tell them this up front this falls on the restaurant. A smart server ALWAYS asks up front when it’s a big party if the bill is together or split. Regardless it’s annoying and I would’ve been pissed myself but you quickly learn in this industry that you ask something like this up front or make it clear up front what the policy is.

If the restaurant made it clear up front, this ignorant as hell.
 
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