Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho. Second Sons? What happened to the first ones' doe? I ain't fukking with no offbrand chirrun, my nikkas. This Titan's b*stard dude had me mad scressful this episode, brehs. On one hand dude was way too trill for Essos. But this dude was being real disrespectful to the Mother of Dragons
Talking about sharing her with his nikkas. Talking about Stormborn eating ass and shyt. Dany ain't bout that analingus life, brehs. Unless she's receiving that is
Plus this dude was tryna sniff what kinda marination Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot had going on in her nether regions. I'm surprised my dude Grey Worm was able to keep his composure in that situation. Mad scress, my nikkas. But y'all know by now Pawgleesi always comes out on top. She's chilling in that bubble bath getting Dothraki lessons from the finest linguist this side of the Narrow Sea. Getting her body wash game on with the finest Nuetrogena soaps. Bottling that bath water for the thirsty nikkas in the desert and shyt. That pretty nikka Daario comes in all nonchalant and yokes up my girl Missy. Where'd he get that Unsullied armor, doe?
My nikka Grey Worm's slacking with the inventory, brehs. Felt like I popped ten Viagra's when Dany stepped out that bath, my nigs. Daario had no choice but to bow in the presence of greatness at that point. Dude even brought ol girl gifts. Granted a fruit basket might be a better gift than two nikkas heads, but dude showed he was down with the cause. Targset just got 2000 more goons, brehs...1998, but still that's a lot of nikkas.
I'm so happy the Hound didn't get his Tiberius on with Arya, tho. He was on some Soo Yung from Rush Hour shyt when Arya was funna drop that rock on his dome. Telling her to push the goddamn button and shyt. You know Arya's gonna tear that wedding up once they get there. Buying shots for the Hound when Cat's not looking and shyt. @
DonkeyPuncher718 What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude?
You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow? Leeches, breh? That's how the Lord of Light gets down? My nikka Gendry in the cut drinking the finest cognacs in the Seven Kingdoms getting twisted and he's finna get some red headed fire priestess p*ssy and that's how you treat him?
Leeches? My dude started from Flea Bottom now he here. Eating them bowls of brown. Melle Mel is a super freak, the freak of the week. I could see bringing mammals into the bed like some kittens or even a koala or something, but leeches don't even have vertebrae, my nikkas
But I don't need those leeches to tell me what Gendry's blood type is. AB+ which stands for positively A bytch. Theon got much worse treatment a week ago. fukk you screaming for, breh? The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride. My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick. Stick to sword swallowing, breh. Ty fukked up threatening Joff tho. How you gonna tell the king he's funna live that Pinnochio dikk life? He'll remember that. Then you don't smash that ripe specimen and consummate that marriage? Sansa even drank that Molly Watr to get prepared for that penetration and this dude talked himself out of the p*ssy. This bytch Shae is bushes status for me. Checking the sheets for blood and shyt. I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation. So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks?
This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back
put the hawk down, breh. I didn't shyt on Stannis, my dude. I shyt on Davos making Gilly look like she's been hooked on phonics for many moons. I shyt on Shireen for generally making me feel uncomfortable dog. And I shyt on Melisandre for being a freak a leek in the bedroom. fukking in a manger ain't what's hot in these streets, fam. Gendry wasn't tryna brings the ruckus surrounded by the collective passengers of Noah's Ark, my G 
why do people keep saying Joff could off Tywin anytime he feels like.He can't until he's of age.Why you think Tyrion who slapped the shyt out of him is still alive.
Damn near already through a full season and the storyline barely progressed. 
