Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*

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And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers.
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Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho. Second Sons? What happened to the first ones' doe? I ain't fukking with no offbrand chirrun, my nikkas. This Titan's b*stard dude had me mad scressful this episode, brehs. On one hand dude was way too trill for Essos. But this dude was being real disrespectful to the Mother of Dragons Talking about sharing her with his nikkas. Talking about Stormborn eating ass and shyt. Dany ain't bout that analingus life, brehs. Unless she's receiving that is Plus this dude was tryna sniff what kinda marination Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot had going on in her nether regions. I'm surprised my dude Grey Worm was able to keep his composure in that situation. Mad scress, my nikkas. But y'all know by now Pawgleesi always comes out on top. She's chilling in that bubble bath getting Dothraki lessons from the finest linguist this side of the Narrow Sea. Getting her body wash game on with the finest Nuetrogena soaps. Bottling that bath water for the thirsty nikkas in the desert and shyt. That pretty nikka Daario comes in all nonchalant and yokes up my girl Missy. Where'd he get that Unsullied armor, doe? My nikka Grey Worm's slacking with the inventory, brehs. Felt like I popped ten Viagra's when Dany stepped out that bath, my nigs. Daario had no choice but to bow in the presence of greatness at that point. Dude even brought ol girl gifts. Granted a fruit basket might be a better gift than two nikkas heads, but dude showed he was down with the cause. Targset just got 2000 more goons, brehs...1998:dead:, but still that's a lot of nikkas. I'm so happy the Hound didn't get his Tiberius on with Arya, tho. He was on some Soo Yung from Rush Hour shyt when Arya was funna drop that rock on his dome. Telling her to push the goddamn button and shyt. You know Arya's gonna tear that wedding up once they get there. Buying shots for the Hound when Cat's not looking and shyt.:krs: @DonkeyPuncher718 What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude? You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow?:krs: Leeches, breh? That's how the Lord of Light gets down? My nikka Gendry in the cut drinking the finest cognacs in the Seven Kingdoms getting twisted and he's finna get some red headed fire priestess p*ssy and that's how you treat him? Leeches? My dude started from Flea Bottom now he here.:heh: Eating them bowls of brown. Melle Mel is a super freak, the freak of the week. I could see bringing mammals into the bed like some kittens or even a koala or something, but leeches don't even have vertebrae, my nikkas But I don't need those leeches to tell me what Gendry's blood type is. AB+ which stands for positively A bytch. Theon got much worse treatment a week ago. fukk you screaming for, breh? The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec:sitdown:, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries:deadmanny: p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride.:wow: My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick. Stick to sword swallowing, breh. Ty fukked up threatening Joff tho. How you gonna tell the king he's funna live that Pinnochio dikk life? He'll remember that. Then you don't smash that ripe specimen and consummate that marriage? Sansa even drank that Molly Watr to get prepared for that penetration and this dude talked himself out of the p*ssy. This bytch Shae is bushes status for me. Checking the sheets for blood and shyt. I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation. So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks? This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back

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Been waiting for this ish all day... ashamed to say I didn't think it would live up to the hype.:mindblown:

This n*gga @obarth looking at the thread like
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And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers.

Damn... took me a sec to get this...

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My nikka obarth built up his hype to record heights this week making even Saudi and Dubai oil prince's jealous.

But he still came thru and crushed the buildings like king kong and godzilla in rampage.

Good shyt breh, I honestly was thinking you Wouldnt live up to this weeks expectations but u did.
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You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow?

The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka.

He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride. My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick.

I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation.
So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks? :mjpls: This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back
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Another classic review :bow:
 

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He's killing and tourturing whores, threatening to rape Ladies and still doing nothing to aide in actually ruling the kingdom (which is at war on two fronts, has his uncle held captive, has huge debt issues, and is facing food shortages with an impending long winter approaching) ...he continues to just play in the castle.

Outside of killing Ned (and he has no hostage to unwittingly behead) what did Joff do prior to Tywin's arrival that he has stopped doing now?

Before Tywin got there Joffrey was doing all his bullshyt in the throne room and courtyard square.
If Tywin wasn't around he'd have shot Ros full of arrows right in the throne room in front of everybody.
 

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tywin is a boss, his only fault is that he doesn't realize that only tyrion is able carry on the lannister legacy. the rest of his offspring is not fit to rule. and at some point that will probably be his downfall and maybe even that of the whole family.

I think he knows but is in some kind of denial about it because he's so ashamed of Tyrion

He would love to be able to pass that shyt to Cersei or Jaime but he knows theyre not smart enough.

So he's stuck with Tyrion, the deformity that killed his wife being the only one fit to carry on his legacy.
 

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:dahell: Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho. Second Sons? What happened to the first ones' doe? I ain't fukking with no offbrand chirrun, my nikkas. This Titan's b*stard dude had me mad scressful this episode, brehs. On one hand dude was way too trill for Essos. But this dude was being real disrespectful to the Mother of Dragons :pacspit: Talking about sharing her with his nikkas. Talking about Stormborn eating ass and shyt. Dany ain't bout that analingus life, brehs. Unless she's receiving that is :shaq: Plus this dude was tryna sniff what kinda marination Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot had going on in her nether regions. I'm surprised my dude Grey Worm was able to keep his composure in that situation. Mad scress, my nikkas. But y'all know by now Pawgleesi always comes out on top. She's chilling in that bubble bath getting Dothraki lessons from the finest linguist this side of the Narrow Sea. Getting her body wash game on with the finest Nuetrogena soaps. Bottling that bath water for the thirsty nikkas in the desert and shyt. That pretty nikka Daario comes in all nonchalant and yokes up my girl Missy. Where'd he get that Unsullied armor, doe? :dwillhuh: My nikka Grey Worm's slacking with the inventory, brehs. Felt like I popped ten Viagra's when Dany stepped out that bath, my nigs. Daario had no choice but to bow in the presence of greatness at that point. Dude even brought ol girl gifts. Granted a fruit basket might be a better gift than two nikkas heads, but dude showed he was down with the cause. Targset just got 2000 more goons, brehs...1998, but still that's a lot of nikkas. :win: I'm so happy the Hound didn't get his Tiberius on with Arya, tho. He was on some Soo Yung from Rush Hour shyt when Arya was funna drop that rock on his dome. Telling her to push the goddamn button and shyt. You know Arya's gonna tear that wedding up once they get there. Buying shots for the Hound when Cat's not looking and shyt. @DonkeyPuncher718 What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude? :why: You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow? Leeches, breh? That's how the Lord of Light gets down? My nikka Gendry in the cut drinking the finest cognacs in the Seven Kingdoms getting twisted and he's finna get some red headed fire priestess p*ssy and that's how you treat him?:patrice: Leeches? My dude started from Flea Bottom now he here. Eating them bowls of brown. Melle Mel is a super freak, the freak of the week. I could see bringing mammals into the bed like some kittens or even a koala or something, but leeches don't even have vertebrae, my nikkas :scusthov: But I don't need those leeches to tell me what Gendry's blood type is. AB+ which stands for positively A bytch. Theon got much worse treatment a week ago. fukk you screaming for, breh? The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride. My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick. Stick to sword swallowing, breh. Ty fukked up threatening Joff tho. How you gonna tell the king he's funna live that Pinnochio dikk life? He'll remember that. Then you don't smash that ripe specimen and consummate that marriage? Sansa even drank that Molly Watr to get prepared for that penetration and this dude talked himself out of the p*ssy. This bytch Shae is bushes status for me. Checking the sheets for blood and shyt. I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation. So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks? :mjpls: This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back

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My nikka obarth built up his hype to record heights this week making even Saudi and Dubai oil prince's jealous.

But he still came thru and crushed the buildings like king kong and godzilla in rampage.

Good shyt breh, I honestly was thinking you Wouldnt live up to this weeks expectations but u did.
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:wow:came through in the clutch like Jordan.
 

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I done opened up a can 'o worms with the Cersei talk with my comments I see...Revealed that the Empress has no clothes...
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Right!! I bet when Margaery Tyrell heard that "threat" in last week's show she was already plotting three moves ahead of Cersei.
No doubt. Margaery did that on purpose, locking arms with Cersei and calling her sister. Margaery is manipulating her just like Joff. She knows Cersei will never like her, might as well get her to reveal herself and use it against her. Joff is so unstable right now he might slap if he sees/hears her threatening Margaery again.




What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude? :why: You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow?...Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride.
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I've never heard someone call a little girl a ghoul.
:dead: @ LeVar Burton and the Killa reference.




I think he knows but is in some kind of denial about it because he's so ashamed of Tyrion

He would love to be able to pass that shyt to Cersei or Jaime but he knows theyre not smart enough.

So he's stuck with Tyrion, the deformity that killed his wife being the only one fit to carry on his legacy.
It makes me wonder if Jaime and Cersei are his kids.

I'm glad Tyrion finally had some good scenes this season. He's been whatever since Tywin put him in his place.
 

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:dahell: Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho. Second Sons? What happened to the first ones' doe? I ain't fukking with no offbrand chirrun, my nikkas. This Titan's b*stard dude had me mad scressful this episode, brehs. On one hand dude was way too trill for Essos. But this dude was being real disrespectful to the Mother of Dragons :pacspit: Talking about sharing her with his nikkas. Talking about Stormborn eating ass and shyt. Dany ain't bout that analingus life, brehs. Unless she's receiving that is :shaq: Plus this dude was tryna sniff what kinda marination Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot had going on in her nether regions. I'm surprised my dude Grey Worm was able to keep his composure in that situation. Mad scress, my nikkas. But y'all know by now Pawgleesi always comes out on top. She's chilling in that bubble bath getting Dothraki lessons from the finest linguist this side of the Narrow Sea. Getting her body wash game on with the finest Nuetrogena soaps. Bottling that bath water for the thirsty nikkas in the desert and shyt. That pretty nikka Daario comes in all nonchalant and yokes up my girl Missy. Where'd he get that Unsullied armor, doe? :dwillhuh: My nikka Grey Worm's slacking with the inventory, brehs. Felt like I popped ten Viagra's when Dany stepped out that bath, my nigs. Daario had no choice but to bow in the presence of greatness at that point. Dude even brought ol girl gifts. Granted a fruit basket might be a better gift than two nikkas heads, but dude showed he was down with the cause. Targset just got 2000 more goons, brehs...1998, but still that's a lot of nikkas. :win: I'm so happy the Hound didn't get his Tiberius on with Arya, tho. He was on some Soo Yung from Rush Hour shyt when Arya was funna drop that rock on his dome. Telling her to push the goddamn button and shyt. You know Arya's gonna tear that wedding up once they get there. Buying shots for the Hound when Cat's not looking and shyt. @DonkeyPuncher718 What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude? :why: You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow? Leeches, breh? That's how the Lord of Light gets down? My nikka Gendry in the cut drinking the finest cognacs in the Seven Kingdoms getting twisted and he's finna get some red headed fire priestess p*ssy and that's how you treat him?:patrice: Leeches? My dude started from Flea Bottom now he here. Eating them bowls of brown. Melle Mel is a super freak, the freak of the week. I could see bringing mammals into the bed like some kittens or even a koala or something, but leeches don't even have vertebrae, my nikkas :scusthov: But I don't need those leeches to tell me what Gendry's blood type is. AB+ which stands for positively A bytch. Theon got much worse treatment a week ago. fukk you screaming for, breh? The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride. My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick. Stick to sword swallowing, breh. Ty fukked up threatening Joff tho. How you gonna tell the king he's funna live that Pinnochio dikk life? He'll remember that. Then you don't smash that ripe specimen and consummate that marriage? Sansa even drank that Molly Watr to get prepared for that penetration and this dude talked himself out of the p*ssy. This bytch Shae is bushes status for me. Checking the sheets for blood and shyt. I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation. So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks? :mjpls: This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back

Ight...I'm on the bandwagon now, nikka said the whole Baltimore Ravens squad was chillin in the trees and shyt....I died at that point......this gets my seal of approval :mj:
 
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