Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*

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Lmao goddamn, this nikka obarth should just have his own review site at this point. Could be called " obarth reviews tv for you nikkas" :russ:. My nikkas he called the little broad a ghoul lmao, it dont get much better than that.


I just can't get over how sexy missandei is...you nikkas might look at me like :huhldup: but if we lived in that world, i swear to gawd I'd bury my face in missandei's "nether region" with no hesitation.... bush n all niccas !!!! knock the frills out the bytch hair when I was done :heh:
 

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:dahell: Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho. Second Sons? What happened to the first ones' doe? I ain't fukking with no offbrand chirrun, my nikkas. This Titan's b*stard dude had me mad scressful this episode, brehs. On one hand dude was way too trill for Essos. But this dude was being real disrespectful to the Mother of Dragons :pacspit: Talking about sharing her with his nikkas. Talking about Stormborn eating ass and shyt. Dany ain't bout that analingus life, brehs. Unless she's receiving that is :shaq: Plus this dude was tryna sniff what kinda marination Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot had going on in her nether regions. I'm surprised my dude Grey Worm was able to keep his composure in that situation. Mad scress, my nikkas. But y'all know by now Pawgleesi always comes out on top. She's chilling in that bubble bath getting Dothraki lessons from the finest linguist this side of the Narrow Sea. Getting her body wash game on with the finest Nuetrogena soaps. Bottling that bath water for the thirsty nikkas in the desert and shyt. That pretty nikka Daario comes in all nonchalant and yokes up my girl Missy. Where'd he get that Unsullied armor, doe? :dwillhuh: My nikka Grey Worm's slacking with the inventory, brehs. Felt like I popped ten Viagra's when Dany stepped out that bath, my nigs. Daario had no choice but to bow in the presence of greatness at that point. Dude even brought ol girl gifts. Granted a fruit basket might be a better gift than two nikkas heads, but dude showed he was down with the cause. Targset just got 2000 more goons, brehs...1998, but still that's a lot of nikkas. :win: I'm so happy the Hound didn't get his Tiberius on with Arya, tho. He was on some Soo Yung from Rush Hour shyt when Arya was funna drop that rock on his dome. Telling her to push the goddamn button and shyt. You know Arya's gonna tear that wedding up once they get there. Buying shots for the Hound when Cat's not looking and shyt. @DonkeyPuncher718 What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude? :why: You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow? Leeches, breh? That's how the Lord of Light gets down? My nikka Gendry in the cut drinking the finest cognacs in the Seven Kingdoms getting twisted and he's finna get some red headed fire priestess p*ssy and that's how you treat him?:patrice: Leeches? My dude started from Flea Bottom now he here. Eating them bowls of brown. Melle Mel is a super freak, the freak of the week. I could see bringing mammals into the bed like some kittens or even a koala or something, but leeches don't even have vertebrae, my nikkas :scusthov: But I don't need those leeches to tell me what Gendry's blood type is. AB+ which stands for positively A bytch. Theon got much worse treatment a week ago. fukk you screaming for, breh? The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride. My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick. Stick to sword swallowing, breh. Ty fukked up threatening Joff tho. How you gonna tell the king he's funna live that Pinnochio dikk life? He'll remember that. Then you don't smash that ripe specimen and consummate that marriage? Sansa even drank that Molly Watr to get prepared for that penetration and this dude talked himself out of the p*ssy. This bytch Shae is bushes status for me. Checking the sheets for blood and shyt. I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation. So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks? :mjpls: This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back


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Funny, after everything his lord father did to try and make a man out of him, all he needed was to wave some trim in his face to make him pick up a weapon and fight. Between gillys brains and sams brawn, they make the ultimate struggle couple. That broad ALMOST comes close to sansa levels of stupidity. But I'm afraid simple sansa retains the title of dumbest c#nt in the seven kingdoms.
 

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I know we all didnt miss King Prick telling Sansa he was going to show up in the middle of the night and give her the business. That whole time i was like nikka please, you wouldnt know what to do with it. He said that shyt like he wasnt a virgin still and had planted, many of seeds. Low and behold...that nikka never showed up.

Real talk...Joffrey might be gay. He should just let Loras in the crib at night. With all that kitty kat surrounding him...he's choosing abstinence smh. I woulda dug a hole to China in Margearys guts...you know shes a good fuk...and down with anything in bed
 
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I don't get why hbo cares about a ratings dip on memorial day weekend...it's not like they depend on advertisement dollars. Everybody who misses it Sunday will catch up at some point during the week, so who cares?
 

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shouldnt have read that @obarth review at work brehs :krs:

halfway through I just let loose like :laff: and the boss comes out of his office like :birdman: "whats so funny?"

I told him i just read a garfield comic cause i couldnt think of anything else :yeshrug:

props for another 10/10 episode review :dead:
 
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:dahell: Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho. Second Sons? What happened to the first ones' doe? I ain't fukking with no offbrand chirrun, my nikkas. This Titan's b*stard dude had me mad scressful this episode, brehs. On one hand dude was way too trill for Essos. But this dude was being real disrespectful to the Mother of Dragons :pacspit: Talking about sharing her with his nikkas. Talking about Stormborn eating ass and shyt. Dany ain't bout that analingus life, brehs. Unless she's receiving that is :shaq: Plus this dude was tryna sniff what kinda marination Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot had going on in her nether regions. I'm surprised my dude Grey Worm was able to keep his composure in that situation. Mad scress, my nikkas. But y'all know by now Pawgleesi always comes out on top. She's chilling in that bubble bath getting Dothraki lessons from the finest linguist this side of the Narrow Sea. Getting her body wash game on with the finest Nuetrogena soaps. Bottling that bath water for the thirsty nikkas in the desert and shyt. That pretty nikka Daario comes in all nonchalant and yokes up my girl Missy. Where'd he get that Unsullied armor, doe? :dwillhuh: My nikka Grey Worm's slacking with the inventory, brehs. Felt like I popped ten Viagra's when Dany stepped out that bath, my nigs. Daario had no choice but to bow in the presence of greatness at that point. Dude even brought ol girl gifts. Granted a fruit basket might be a better gift than two nikkas heads, but dude showed he was down with the cause. Targset just got 2000 more goons, brehs...1998, but still that's a lot of nikkas. :win: I'm so happy the Hound didn't get his Tiberius on with Arya, tho. He was on some Soo Yung from Rush Hour shyt when Arya was funna drop that rock on his dome. Telling her to push the goddamn button and shyt. You know Arya's gonna tear that wedding up once they get there. Buying shots for the Hound when Cat's not looking and shyt. @DonkeyPuncher718 What's going on at Dragonstone, my dude? :why: You got Davos struggle reading in his cell. Wheres that ghoulish looking little girl Shireen to get her LeVar Burton on and get this dude to the end of that Reading Rainbow? Leeches, breh? That's how the Lord of Light gets down? My nikka Gendry in the cut drinking the finest cognacs in the Seven Kingdoms getting twisted and he's finna get some red headed fire priestess p*ssy and that's how you treat him?:patrice: Leeches? My dude started from Flea Bottom now he here. Eating them bowls of brown. Melle Mel is a super freak, the freak of the week. I could see bringing mammals into the bed like some kittens or even a koala or something, but leeches don't even have vertebrae, my nikkas :scusthov: But I don't need those leeches to tell me what Gendry's blood type is. AB+ which stands for positively A bytch. Theon got much worse treatment a week ago. fukk you screaming for, breh? The Lannisters were on some jokes shyt this episode. Tyrion asking Sansa if she drinks wine. I thought my dude was on some Rick Ross shyt plotting to drop a molly in shotry's malbec, and she ain't eem know it. :rozay: I know y'all saw my dude Pod da gawd eying that 14 year old Stark Industries p*ssy. Joffrey is such an a$$hole that I might could have to start stanning that nikka. He was on some Cam'ron dissing Stan Spit shyt to Sansa. Hung out with you on your wedding day because your father's dead. Snatching my dude Tyrion's step stool and telling him your arms too short to cloak the bride. My dude Tyrion was getting faded off that merlot. My nikka was three bottles deep acting a fool at his own wedding. Loras tryna break the ice with Cersei and getting gunned up and clapped quick. Stick to sword swallowing, breh. Ty fukked up threatening Joff tho. How you gonna tell the king he's funna live that Pinnochio dikk life? He'll remember that. Then you don't smash that ripe specimen and consummate that marriage? Sansa even drank that Molly Watr to get prepared for that penetration and this dude talked himself out of the p*ssy. This bytch Shae is bushes status for me. Checking the sheets for blood and shyt. I'm surprised she didn't sniff Tyrion's dikk for some ultimate confirmation. So you telling me Gilly told this fukk nikka Sam to come share body heat under the furs and this nikka is on some Lenscrafter's shyt talking about winks and blinks? :mjpls: This dude flaunting his vocabulary instead of invading those wildling guts? And why was the whole squad from this past year's Super bowl chilling in that tree? Flacco, Lewis, Reed, Suggs and those other nikkas thinking they might get a peep at Gilly's breastmilk dispensers. That white walker treated Sam's sword like the bear treated Brienne's last week. But dude fukked up not murking that fat fukk last season. That dragon glass was the one in the chamber for Samwell. Went from Sam Thesaurus to Sam The Slayer. He still ain't gon fukk, tho. Stupid nikka just gonna leave his gat at the scene of the crime like that. One step forward three steps back



@obarth you been shytting on Stannis this entire season breh I warned you once now you got to get stabbed

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I know nikkas ain't disrespecting gilly the goddess like it ain't a reason she a little slow. You grow up with craster and we'll see how quick you'll be :skip:

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Does anybody else feel like those crows are the reincarnated souls of the nights watchmen? :unsure:
 

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Why this dude DLeap gotta go at me like that? Big Ghost Chronicles? Word, my dude? I'm just enjoying one of the best shows on TV with my coli nikkas. We still cool, tho.

Ha, all these Stans in here and I'm the one that gets a shout out?! :jawalrus:


Yeah Obarth we cool, most these other dudes quick to overreact like Joffrey cuz they can only stand praise, no criticism. :rudy:

We all fans of the show in here, check my bio, I def got my scifi/fantasy credentials on deck.

I don't get why hbo cares about a ratings dip on memorial day weekend...it's not like they depend on advertisement dollars. Everybody who misses it Sunday will catch up at some point during the week, so who cares?

I think its less about ratings dip, more about stretching the series out into the summer where they will have a new show to fill-up Sundays ready by then. Notice they always drop a new season of something else the week after one show has its finale. I think True Blood will be dropping a week after GoT ends.

He's scared of Tywin.

And I'm saying he's too scared to do anything about Tywin but he doesn't have to be :yeshrug:

Damn how did I miss this Joffrey / Tywin conversation?! :noah:

I'm late but I agree, Joffrey could off Tywin at anytime. hell he could have done it at the wedding in front of everyone. Not saying there wouldn't be repercussions later, but he could do it.

The thing is, he really has no reason to fall back. Tywin is always respectful and he gets the job done in Joffrey's eyes. In Joffrey's feeble little brain, he's still in control and running things, which is strategic on Tywin's part.

Side Note: Imagine you were Tywin and you lived to see the epic fail that your children and grandchildren had become :scusthov:
...No wonder he spends so much time in his quarters writing in his journal. :pachaha:
 

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:mindblown:why do people keep saying Joff could off Tywin anytime he feels like.He can't until he's of age.Why you think Tyrion who slapped the shyt out of him is still alive.

The queen regent can off anyone she feels like.But Tywin is such a boss he basically runs everything.
 
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