aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Houston is America's footstool. That joint is on the EDGE of civilization -- 'bout to fall off said edge. Forbes folk do NOT know.
Hurricane left overs flood that bytch yearly. Houston is 2 inches above sea level, so even a drizzle will flood it. Water has no wear to drain. Rain water just pools in the gd streets, baby Jesus. Don't drive your Prius thru low-lying highways during a rain storm; the engine will flood and SHORT OUT! There's a reason why folk ride SUVs and trucks that sit HIGH UP OFF THE GROUND. Fema should just x out the entire metro area.
The Mexicans and displaced criminals from New Orleans run rampant. Downtown cops ride horseback, so if you call them as a mountain lion stalks you in the parking garage, KNOW that the police will get there when they get there. All the adult white men are legally armed. Aint shyt concealed. Armed yt adults men can AND DO fly from TX city to TX city with their handguns on them.
The entire city is hot as hell. If your car dies on the freeway and AAA doesn't arrive within 15 minutes, expect to see the angel of death ridin' in on a heat wave, mfer. One can play tennis outdoors year-round, doe. ( ._.)
Wild cats, roosters, snakes, lizards, and grackles plague the downtown area even (business, financial, legal, residential downtown real estate). Wear flip flops as you RUSH to work in the morning if you want to, but careful not to step on that snake sunning itself on the sidewalk. That snake is NOT going to move out of your way just cuz you're bigger. Go around the snake to reach your car, and mind the lizards in the grass. Lawyers at the firm would show up in suits + COWBOY BOOTS.
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But God bless Texas for this reason only. u_u
TX has no state income tax and rock bottom cheap cost of living! $30,000 millionaires abound in Houston. They are living the dream, and they know it. :D
Hurricane left overs flood that bytch yearly. Houston is 2 inches above sea level, so even a drizzle will flood it. Water has no wear to drain. Rain water just pools in the gd streets, baby Jesus. Don't drive your Prius thru low-lying highways during a rain storm; the engine will flood and SHORT OUT! There's a reason why folk ride SUVs and trucks that sit HIGH UP OFF THE GROUND. Fema should just x out the entire metro area.
The Mexicans and displaced criminals from New Orleans run rampant. Downtown cops ride horseback, so if you call them as a mountain lion stalks you in the parking garage, KNOW that the police will get there when they get there. All the adult white men are legally armed. Aint shyt concealed. Armed yt adults men can AND DO fly from TX city to TX city with their handguns on them.
The entire city is hot as hell. If your car dies on the freeway and AAA doesn't arrive within 15 minutes, expect to see the angel of death ridin' in on a heat wave, mfer. One can play tennis outdoors year-round, doe. ( ._.)
Wild cats, roosters, snakes, lizards, and grackles plague the downtown area even (business, financial, legal, residential downtown real estate). Wear flip flops as you RUSH to work in the morning if you want to, but careful not to step on that snake sunning itself on the sidewalk. That snake is NOT going to move out of your way just cuz you're bigger. Go around the snake to reach your car, and mind the lizards in the grass. Lawyers at the firm would show up in suits + COWBOY BOOTS.
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But God bless Texas for this reason only. u_u
TX has no state income tax and rock bottom cheap cost of living! $30,000 millionaires abound in Houston. They are living the dream, and they know it. :D
..I agree with this...45mins to an hour...
at Cali and East Coast girls moving here with their loose morals. 
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....is that a typo? do you mean there are "30,000 millionaires in Houston or in Texas"??
at the bolded. whole post in on point.
...probably me....but I try to avoid westheimer at all cause...had a bad accident on that road....
now the REST of ya'll do. 
