Doobie Doo
Veteran
I know I am on the Coli way too much cuz yesterday after work when I was playing 2K17 and half time hit I thought "I wonder what ever happened to that fat guy at work's fate?"
fight over food in the office, fatbrehs.
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He got fired on Monday
..and the bytch had the audacity to say 'I've decided not to press charges for assault"I hope fatbreh catches her....
That chicken Finger that got slapped out of her hand was big, suculant, crisp and light brown with just the right amount of pepper and salt with peices of little green celery and a little bit of hunny mustard on the tip nohomo
LAWWWWDDDD I wanted to pick it up off the ground and eat it but the maintenance man threw it away
LAWWWWDDDD I wanted to pick it up off the ground and eat it but the maintenance man threw it away 
CEITEDMOFO
Banned
Don't mess with people's food but ESPECIALLY don't mess with fat people's food lmao
I remember one time I went camping with some of my dad's friends. One of them is about 400 pounds, I've known him all my life. Funny guy. We made this big ass dinner at the camp site after a hiking trip (btw he hiked for 5 minutes before going back to the camp site): salmon, roasted veggies, sausage, hot dogs, mac n cheese, etc. A feast.
We were all helping cook EXCEPT for him. He was cracking jokes and shyt before taking a nap. When he woke up we were eating. A bunch of food was still left but all the salmon was gone and he threw a FIT. Someone tried to give him a plate and he literally knocked it out of his hand like "I TOLD YOU TO SAVE SOME SALMON FOR ME"
That was Friday night, around 7PM. I shyt you not he complained about that shyt nonstop from 7PM Friday night to Saturday morning when we left.
I know somebody who fits who's whole description down to a science 
luciddreamer
All Star
People actually work in cubicles, I thought that was all tv...
Why put your hand in someone else's plate? Where in Google Earf Nas is that acceptable?
BushidoBrown
Superstar
His dedication to the #HOH lifestyle shall not go unpraisedi feel you but breh shouldnt have swung at her like that
if this happened outside of the office he would have given her the beats..
put ur job in jeopardy over a piece of food when youre already a fat fukk brehs
Evidence. You know he counts his pieceswhy he took his seafood platter with him to h.r
FeloniousMonk
Dont mind me..Im a azzhole
So HR didnt get his side of the story about how he was violated?
And Its okay to take peoples food without consent?
And Its okay to take peoples food without consent?
Messed up to say but fat breh ended up getting fired over this..he's packing up his desk as we speak..I'm walking past his desk like..messed up. Get fired over chicken tenders, brehs
Watch him file a discrimination claim under the ADA like, "They fired me because I was fat."
yo this shyt is primal.I got to side with the fat guy on this. Don't touch people's food without their permission
messing with a person's food is like messing with their lifeforce...don't get smoked over my smoked salmon
This was probably the most frustrating adjustment for me to make out of law school. In office environments, being passive aggressive is like a damn art form.