fight over food in the office, fatbrehs.

[11101]

Crying. You got the best threads on here man lmao.

 

[benjamin]

Was waiting for the update. They wasted no time... I salute you fat breh Fighting for what's right.

On the bright side, I bet he has a good amount of dough judging by his habits, so he'll be aight for a short while.

Real talk that woman did everything in her power to make it seem like when he swatted her that it hurt her...tears and sobbing...she deadass got breh fired for reaching into his plate of food..on some real shyt..people get killed over stuff like this, she better be careful out in them streets cuz fat breh might be lurking

 

[iBrowse]

its still sitting on the floor..i might have to dust dat bytch off when nobody lookin ...

 

[Demon]

worked with a reeeeaaaallllllll fat bytch when i was younger. a morbidly obese whale.

To this day, whenever i get disgusted from something food related, I get reminded of one time i was sitting near this slob at lunch once, and she devoured a cheesesteak platter with fries, one of those 1 liter cokes, a 99 cent bag of chips, 2 egg rolls and mad candy, and then dead ass asked me if she could have a piece of my hoagie, the single thing i had bought for lunch

she overcompensated for herself by talking like a thot to all the the thirsty nikkas there

this was about 14 years ago...i saw her at a chinese take out joint about a year ago...still obese as ever, didnt lose shyt, might have gained some, and i was honestly wondering how she never died of a heart attack

I as she didnt recognize me. And her bag was big and full as she was there when i got there...i sure hope she was feeding a whole family and not herself

 

[Doobie Doo]

I work with a white man that’s almost 400 pounds, everyday he orders out for lunch at this seafood restaurant that delivers, pays like $35-40 a day on LUNCH..A DAY!! His meals do be banging doe,he be getting them seafood platters with a large 2 liter coke

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, …he'll order the food and then wait in the lobby and be like

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when his food arrives..today he was eating at his desk on some

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and a female co-worker walked pasted his desk on some , looked into his cube and reached down and grabbed a chicken finger, I guess the bytch thought it was cool and he wouldn’t mind..fat nikka hopped out his seat and slapped her hand, chicken finger went flying into the next cube and hit another female co-worker..the woman literally ran away and hid because ol boy was yelling and punching his cubicle in anger, shes now in H.R saying he assaulted her and she fears for her safety..he might be getting fired.

It's Monday OP, we need an update on this fukkery.


Edit: Just read the 3rd page.

 

[semtex]

I don't fukk around about food either. I'm a str8 pitbull bout my plate

 

[11101]

Hold up, how did ole girl that got hit with the chicken tender respond

 

[benjamin]

Hold up, how did ole girl that got hit with the chicken tender respond

She didn't trip but they did bring her upstairs for questioning, from what she said she had to give a statement about what actually happen, that she didnt see the lady take the food but that she did she fatboy stand up and take a swing at her..crazy..these office hoes stick together like glue....one thing ive learned from working in an office is NEVER over react, play everything cool..if you got an issue, take that shyt up with your boss..I dont give a fuk if a nikka spits in my face, im not losing my job for swinging on him, in the government they have a zero tolerance policy for altercations regardless of who's right and wrong, if you hit someone, your going down..nikkas might say thats some hoe shyt but i got a family to feed, people countin on me..fukk it! fat man had a nice house to, not no more!

 

[Arianne Martell]

So nothing is going to happen to the bytch that stole the food??

 

[BaldingSoHard]

So nothing is going to happen to the bytch that stole the food??

Man... that's fukked up. fukk that bytch.

 

[benjamin]

So nothing is going to happen to the bytch that stole the food??

her defense was she did it before and she thought it was ok, she's good friends with a woman in upper management, she aint going anywhere..dem da breaks

 

[J.E.T.S]

He can't hit anyone for stealing. There's proper protocol for such a situation. Both should be fired.

 

[benjamin]

I should tell fat breh, you got fired but atleast a thread bout u got featured on da coli

 

[skb1065]

Chicken fingers on a seafood platter!?

 

[feelosofer]

Don't touch another person's food period, that's office ettiquete 101.