Fastest You Ever Smashed A Chick?
- Thread starter SheWantTheD
- Start date
The fastest I could have smashed was about two hours but I kicked her out of my bed because she was ugly and her drunk ass wouldn't shut the fukk up so she was making my dikk soft.
Technically a week. Got her number on a Friday after a party in college, the next Saturday i'm blowing her back out. My ex girlfriend line sister in college
Another time a chick that kept randomly saying hi to me around campus. Saw her at the club one night got her number. After the club she needed to "charge her phone" next thing you know I'm in them guts
Technically a week. Got her number on a Friday after a party in college, the next Saturday i'm blowing her back out. My ex girlfriend line sister in college
Another time a chick that kept randomly saying hi to me around campus. Saw her at the club one night got her number. After the club she needed to "charge her phone" next thing you know I'm in them guts
Dreadknox77
All Star
About 15minsWas sitting on my roof one night/earlier morning after getting home from the bar. Saw a girl walking across the street, the convo went
Me: Aye girl , where u goin??
Girl : Home
Me: Can I come??
Girl : Yeah, bring sum weed.
The last couple years of college it was to easy
It's not worth it. Relationship sex is way better and a lot less risky.never had a one night stand
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
Brothers wedding about 3 months ago.
Made eyes at an absolute dime piece who did a reading at the church. Walked up to her after the ceremony and kissed her on the cheek and said that was a beautiful reading.
She pulled me closer and whispered my house is 3 minutes away. Fair to say I was in there about 15 minutes later.
I'm not much of a pantsman but apparently she has a thing for suits. p*ssy was like a vice, jike she was trying to get my balls to come out with my jizz. Was glorious.
fukking a girl who has fukked other girls in the past is the best
Made eyes at an absolute dime piece who did a reading at the church. Walked up to her after the ceremony and kissed her on the cheek and said that was a beautiful reading.
She pulled me closer and whispered my house is 3 minutes away. Fair to say I was in there about 15 minutes later.
I'm not much of a pantsman but apparently she has a thing for suits. p*ssy was like a vice, jike she was trying to get my balls to come out with my jizz. Was glorious.
fukking a girl who has fukked other girls in the past is the best
the bossman
Superstar
15-20 mins...notable for the following firsts: me nutting from head, me nutting in a chicks mouth, and chick swallows...all while on my double recliner couch and hogan knows best is on the TV lol
was in a Jamaican houseparty with my crew, started wining behind this chick.... after about 5 mins she says ,"you dance so well you make we want to take you home and fukk you" ....I said lets go , she told me that we cant leave together as her boyfriend was the DJ...... followed her out after 5 mins and smashed..
I got stories for days..
I got stories for days..
Professor Mac
Im African not black
On two separate occasions I met chicks online dating (match and okcupid ) and smashed on the first date after about 3 hours of talking/walking etc
Professor Mac
Im African not black
Turbografx16
Pro
Kuwka_Atcha_Ratcha
Superstar
landed in NY, met the chick after few hours of landing via a friend, fukked within 5hours. then the jet lag n nut put me into a snow white type slumber
ITS FUNNY HOW DUDES WANT TO FUCC BIITCHES .. THEN THEY GET THE CHANCE .. AND KNOWIN THEY GOT THE CHANCE WAS MORE SATISFYING THAN GOIN AHEAD N DOIN IT, SO THEY BIITCH OUT WIT THE SATISFACTION OF "YUP! SHE WANTED ME!!"
SCARY SHIIT
SCARY SHIIT