Fastest You Ever Smashed A Chick?

[Max B]

I smashed this one chick 4 hours later who i met through a friend. She was easy catch since she likes nikkas and needed a rebound cause she just broke it off with her man


I didnt mind being a rebound after that

 

[SmoothOperator]

 

[Drip Bayless]

Bout 45 minutes at a party

 

[Originalgangsta317]

I bet both knew you that you just smashed and was about to smash the other


How you do that? You getting sexual with'em off top? And the internet changing the game.. can find chicks that wanna smash off top.


What's AC breh? Post the story.

I don't do nothing special fam,I'm attractive so I guess that's a plus,well I got a chick right now,but when I first came home and was single I was just gettin numbers and seein if they would come thru or if I could come thru and then it'd lead to sex. I mean when you deal with enough women you know off top if you can hit within a few minutes of talking/chilling wit them,they body language and conversation just be different fam.

But I never initiate anything so once they make that move I know I got em.

 

[Black Cobain]

A day after I met her. She was this sorta chubby mall goth latina chick who cut herself for attention.

Went to her house and had a horrible time, after a rough handjob she yelled at me for being "too wide" () then tried to make me stay and listen to Bauhaus with her.

She wanted to try again but it was on to the next 4/10.

12th grade wasn't shyt brehs

 

[ChiefQueen]

With in 10 minutes of meeting her.

Your gf?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

One day. Everyone in college is fukking



My homies put me on to this fat, ugly cave thot. She told me she got raped at 10 by her father and her uncle got her prego at 14..she gave up the baby and moved from Italy to America. p*ssy was incredibly tight. She had a c section. I miss EIU

Ban this man for posting this crime against humanity

 

[ChiefQueen]

Went to her house and had a horrible time, after a rough handjob she yelled at me for being "too wide" ()

Lmaoo

 

[Wise]

1. Head from one chick 2-3 mins in - all my people had got head from her so they told me what's up

2. One was like 7-8 minutes of meeting - she actually randomly added me on facebook is how we met lmao

3. And the other (5months ago). Had her in the whip within 7 mins, clothes off within 5 of that. Approached her as I seen her leaving a bar cause my homie said she's a slut.

EDIT: And a 4th one that took around an hour and a half - won't get into the details on how this happened, it involved some criminality lol

EDIT 2: Me and my dog went to drop a girl off from the club to her crib. Our 3rd homie waited outside of the club. He told us to meet him somewhere else. He had a girl. Went to a motel (she already had one). They trained her while I waited in the bathroom lmao. I hit it after them. I'd say I entered that puss maybe 45 mins max after meeting her.

Honestly, I don't even approach women heavy, but looking back I literally should be cause I seem to be doing a pretty good job I'd say I knew 3 of the 5 were certified sluts beforehand, but man I should be attacking more lol - it's my initial step into the convo with a stranger that is the reason I seem to back away

 

[Black Cobain]

Lmaoo

 

[zayk35]

new years eve 98 met a chick in TJ,(MEXICO)in Club XS (the best club ever in the entire WORLD) at 11:50,... right after the stroke of midnight we was headed to her house ...luckily chula vista,ca is only a few exits up ...got there and by at least 12:30 I was in them guts deeply ....and with no fukks given I took my ass back to the club and me and my potnas left with some more bytches...

 

[FreedMind]

Damn I was seeing some of y'all throw up quick ass times wondering how it's even possible, and then I started remembering it ain't really hard to pick up a girl at the bar/club.

 

[WaveGang]

If you talking tinder. Then like 30mins

If you talking real life a couple hours

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

5 hours.

 

[4North1Side2]

2 hours