College is crazy. I had dudes I played ball with and didn't know they had a girl, till I told my homie and he's like, you know that's your homie girl.
How Sway? It's not on Facebook. She said she didn't have a man
Fastest You Ever Smashed A Chick?
- Thread starter SheWantTheD
- Start date
How Sway? It's not on Facebook. She said she didn't have a man
Not really. If it is college, I can believe it. Otherwise, they lying.Got damn this thread is full of
My boy we me up one morning with some C- bish he picked up at a party the night before. He needed me to give her a ride home.
The niqqa just dipped out and left us there alone after a few minutes so I was like "Let's fukc". She was like "Okay".
shyt was weird.
I remember one bish that I was pressing up on calling up her friend for me to fukc instead and the friend basically walked up in the crib and got straight in the bed.
Also weird.
These were when I was in college and a couple years out of college. I would never even touch such a bish now.
The niqqa just dipped out and left us there alone after a few minutes so I was like "Let's fukc". She was like "Okay".
shyt was weird.
I remember one bish that I was pressing up on calling up her friend for me to fukc instead and the friend basically walked up in the crib and got straight in the bed.
Also weird.
These were when I was in college and a couple years out of college. I would never even touch such a bish now.
Born2BKing
Veteran
Typical Coli nikka response: Yeah, within 10 minutes of meeting. It was a thick, big titty asian/persian/black broad. long silky hair and a phat ass. She was on my dikk. So I fukked her soon as she got to the crib. She wanted to be with me but I wasn't hearing all that.
Music Fiend
Superstar
Little over an hr or 2.
Went out to meet a friend. Turned out he went with a group for one of his boys bdays. The dude brought his chick and she brought 2 friends. I show up late as usual
I buy the bday boy a drink since I was just showing love for being a random tag along. One of the chicks come to the bar , I say "I woulda gotten you a drink too but I didn't see you around" and she was like "I don't need your money, I'm independent" I just laugh it off.
Few mins later she tells me she's mixed German andmexican. I tell her how I ended up here. She walks away. Some future joint comes on I tell my homeboy who's Mexican too to go hop on that. He tries to grind on her and she hit him with the "nikka gtfo look".
That's it. Randomly end of the night she started convo I get her number. Not even sure why. She texts 30 min later an address and that she wanted me to come over.
Went out to meet a friend. Turned out he went with a group for one of his boys bdays. The dude brought his chick and she brought 2 friends. I show up late as usual
I buy the bday boy a drink since I was just showing love for being a random tag along. One of the chicks come to the bar , I say "I woulda gotten you a drink too but I didn't see you around" and she was like "I don't need your money, I'm independent" I just laugh it off.
Few mins later she tells me she's mixed German andmexican. I tell her how I ended up here. She walks away. Some future joint comes on I tell my homeboy who's Mexican too to go hop on that. He tries to grind on her and she hit him with the "nikka gtfo look".
That's it. Randomly end of the night she started convo I get her number. Not even sure why. She texts 30 min later an address and that she wanted me to come over.
There's a huge misconception that women won't have sex with a man they just met within a few hours, one day, two, a week etc.
It was either last fall or spring semester.. I was waiting outside after class for the university bus.. and since ya boy was on that nofap hardcore I was staring at some white chicks phat ol' titties. Didn't know she could see me looking.
Anyways, a few minutes later she's grilling the fukk outta me, and started to stand close to me. I wasn't tryna holla so I ignored her and kept it moving. I get in the bus and that shyt crowded so I'm inside right where the doors are. This chick stands next to me and proceeds to stare at me and press her titties onto me throughout the bus ride.
This chick was so thirsty I bet I could have said "let's go back to your place" and smash within an hour of knowing her
Nowadays I don't think I would smash a chick on sight because the risk of STDs are too great. But I regularly smash on the first date, especially overseas. Sometimes we're only 30 minutes into the date before I smash. In college it was pretty common though to pull a chick at a house party and smash on sight
I don't think the sh*t is impressive to be honest with you. More impressive is how many dimes you've f*cked or the craziest sh*t you've gotten a girl to do. If you are in shape and set financially and dress the part in 2016 you can smash 80% of bishes on the first date if that's what you really want. 
Typical Coli nikka response: Yeah, within 10 minutes of meeting. It was a thick, big titty asian/persian/black broad. long silky hair and a phat ass. She was on my dikk. So I fukked her soon as she got to the crib. She wanted to be with me but I wasn't hearing all that.
Yo that was a perfect scroll down gif post! I'm legit dying right now. So a chick her meats pressed up against you and you didn't at least get off at her stop and see what was up?
But anyway, yes chicks do give it up the first day of meeting someone. Not just on some take a drunk chick home when the club is letting out...
I smashed a chick within 30 minutes freshman year of college. I recognized her from orientation and I approached. I took her to a student lounge area and just started to spit. The conversation was sexual from the jump. Her face was lightweight busted but the ass was ridiculous. We went back to her dorm room and she rode a nikka on the top bunk.
College
My friend you are a sharpshooter
Those the types to always want to go straight to the bed for some reason for girls at parties/clubs - the night i met the chick
for girls i met randomly in broad daylight - first rendezvous...so within a week or two
the majority of times I've smashed a girl it was within our first three encounters.
for girls i met randomly in broad daylight - first rendezvous...so within a week or two
the majority of times I've smashed a girl it was within our first three encounters.
5 minutes. She was the chick I was banging friend and she walked in the club eyed me up and I dipped out met her at the car and went to her crib. Smashed raw and came all over her face and t*ts. Never mentioned it again.
Met her and her friend at a club..her friend did most of the speaking because the girl bf worked there as security.
end of the night she gave me her email address [this was in japan]
emailed each other for about a week, decided to meet up.
met up at the train station...
i try to play it chill asked if she wanted to just walk around and do a little shopping. she said no, asked if she wanted to go to lunch she said no...in my mind im likethe hell we doing here then...then i said
you wanna go get a room? she pulled out her iphone and found the nearest love motel...
p*ssy was glorious In my top 5,
only got to smash one other time because she started to take her bf serious again..but when he slipped up again i was in them guts again.
First time I heard p*ssy being described as glorious, sounds like you had a religious experience
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
Like an hour. Was doing a dooby cruise, drove by a bar, picked some girl and her friend up as they were leaving, dropped the big friend off and had the lil one all too myself. Fukked her in the ride.
SmoothOperator
Flowing straight from the survival scroll
.
Last edited:
Thierry Henry
All Star
I think I've had like 2 or 3 one night stands. Can't really remember, I usually don't smash randoms like that. One that I do remember was my homegirl's cousin, she was like 3 yearls older than me. We went to a wedding and that's where I met her. Didn't have to run game, just introduced myself. I'm very quiet around people I don't know like that. But she was feeling me for whatever reason and she let me hit. I don't even remember her name or exactly how it lead to sex. It was the same night too, like 2 hours after the wedding. We did it in the backseat of her cousin's car. 
I almost took the DJ's girl home just a couple months ago. He's a very well known DJ too but his girl was choosin hard that night
I almost took the DJ's girl home just a couple months ago. He's a very well known DJ too but his girl was choosin hard that night