Fastest You Ever Smashed A Chick?

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You ain't got a story breh?
Happened too many nights when I was away at college . I was friendly with every female on campus who would speak, just bullshyt with em in the CAFe/Dorms/etcc.. or walk with em to class and shyt and one day they eventually just down to fukk and want to chill one night. Kept Hella weed and Alcohol in my dorm room/apartment so once they came thru it was murder she wrote. I needa get back ASAP :mjcry:
 

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type that story out breh
Met her and her friend at a club..her friend did most of the speaking because the girl bf worked there as security.

end of the night she gave me her email address [this was in japan]

emailed each other for about a week, decided to meet up.

met up at the train station...

i try to play it chill asked if she wanted to just walk around and do a little shopping. she said no, asked if she wanted to go to lunch she said no...in my mind im like :what: the hell we doing here then...then i said :patrice: you wanna go get a room? she pulled out her iphone and found the nearest love motel...

p*ssy was glorious In my top 5,

only got to smash one other time because she started to take her bf serious again..but when he slipped up again i was in them guts again.
 

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I messaged this girl for two weeks. We finally hang. I was not expecting to fukk and she was the aggressive shyt was wild. Haven't talked to her since really.
That's probably the worst type of chick to have sex with after getting none at all. One that makes you put in work, you finally smash, then she disappears.
 

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So one day I'm in my college apartmentwith my big bro and his bytch. :francis:



And my nikka plez call my line and tell me to put some clothes on and come to his apartment. When I get there me, him, and his roommate Pat all go to the bytch nicole crib. She got her fine ass friend ebony with her. Please take ebony with her and go fukk her back at his spot. And pat leaves to go to his bytch crib. So now I'm in there with nicole and her lil sister. Nicole makes me ride with her to the next County over to pick up her friend who is a different bytch I fukked. After that I got some p*ssy from nicole. All together took me 3 hours :yeshrug:
 

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Met her and her friend at a club..her friend did most of the speaking because the girl bf worked there as security.

end of the night she gave me her email address [this was in japan]

emailed each other for about a week, decided to meet up.

met up at the train station...

i try to play it chill asked if she wanted to just walk around and do a little shopping. she said no, asked if she wanted to go to lunch she said no...in my mind im like :what: the hell we doing here then...then i said :patrice: you wanna go get a room? she pulled out her iphone and found the nearest love motel...

p*ssy was glorious In my top 5,

only got to smash one other time because she started to take her bf serious again..but when he slipped up again i was in them guts again.
Damn breh.. and you was holding back with this story! I know about Japan so I already know about the email thing.

She got straight to the point.. ain't wanna do shyt but smash. Probably couldn't have cause she had a bf and ain't have much time.
 

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Happened too many nights when I was away at college . I was friendly with every female on campus who would speak, just bullshyt with em in the CAFe/Dorms/etcc.. or walk with em to class and shyt and one day they eventually just down to fukk and want to chill one night. Kept Hella weed and Alcohol in my dorm room/apartment so once they came thru it was murder she wrote. I needa get back ASAP :mjcry:
Damn same shyt happened to me I had to leave school too. I miss eiu, it was a boring ass campus but it still was hoes
 
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Few hours,same night with a few chicks.

Most chicks I hit I would meet them at the club or on Facebook and then would hit the first time they came over to chill,which would usually be a week or two later.

That's pretty fast as well.

But no bull,EVERY chick I've ever talked to I had the opportunity to hit quick,some I didn't even hit,but I had every woman open and ready to go there with me I'm not even bullshyttin,never met a woman that told me no or didn't show any interest taking it to that next level.
 

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So one day I'm in my college apartmentwith my big bro and his bytch. :francis:



And my nikka plez call my line and tell me to put some clothes on and come to his apartment. When I get there me, him, and his roommate Pat all go to the bytch nicole crib. She got her fine ass friend ebony with her. Please take ebony with her and go fukk her back at his spot. And pat leaves to go to his bytch crib. So now I'm in there with nicole and her lil sister. Nicole makes me ride with her to the next County over to pick up her friend who is a different bytch I fukked. After that I got some p*ssy from nicole. All together took me 3 hours :yeshrug:
I bet both knew you that you just smashed and was about to smash the other :dead:

Few hours,same night with a few chicks.

Most chicks I hit I would meet them at the club or on Facebook and then would hit the first time they came over to chill,which would usually be a week or two later.

That's pretty fast as well.

But no bull,EVERY chick I've ever talked to I had the opportunity to hit quick,some I didn't even hit,but I had every woman open and ready to go there with me I'm not even bullshyttin,never met a woman that told me no or didn't show any interest taking it to that next level.
How you do that? You getting sexual with'em off top? And the internet changing the game.. can find chicks that wanna smash off top.

Think an hour and a half in AC
What's AC breh? Post the story.
 

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I bet both knew you that you just smashed and was about to smash the other :dead:


How you do that? You getting sexual with'em off top? And the internet changing the game.. can find chicks that wanna smash off top.


What's AC breh? Post the story.

:laff: I will tomorrow morning. It was Atlantic City. I usually just go out there to listen to certain DJs, and maybe take something home at another hotel bar or whatever. This one was pure fukkery, and this fukking hoe was crazy :snoop:
 
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