Fastest You Ever Smashed A Chick?

[Behind-the-wheel]

I realize this is a story and a half so TL:DR = Started flirting around 8pm...was in that p*ssy by midnight....so "4 HOURS"

Was bartending back in the 90's. Had just got my first sista girlfriend and was feeling fresh...like lifetime achievement award fresh!
So, this phatty latina bartender I'm working with all of a sudden wants to give me the time of day after not even hardly acknowledging my existence for the past year.
She starts flirting, so I flirt back...eventually we wind up making out by the bathroom when my girlfriend is in the kitchen picking up one of her orders. I give the latina chick my address and tell her to take a cab to there after work. I tell the girlfriend that I'm busy for the night and she should chill at her place (her aunts place) I'll see her tomorrow. So I hop in a cab when my shift is over and head home. Spray some air freshener, vacuum up real quick, take a shower and wait for the latina to show up.
I hear a cab pull up and she steps out looking like fukkin Selena in a tight dress. You could see the ass from the front!!

All my homies on their stoop across the street were standing and staring like


Meanwhile I'm at the door with it open wearin a half buttoned silky dress shirt like


She comes in and it's a little small talk...then the clothes came off and I strapped up. Her hips were so damn nice...and the ass soo damn phat and soft. Titties waaaaaay too small to stay in my lineup tho.
Then...when I got in...no walls!!!

I knew she had been around the restaurant and such but damn...this chick was loose as a goose and the sex was WACK!!
I was shocked that someone that looked that good could be so lousy in bed.
So we finished up and what happened next really creeped me out.
She damn near proposed to me! She was saying that I needed to get rid of my girlfriend and be with her and let her stay with me and she would take care of me and love me and give me what I needed.
Now I'm 20...she was 32...what the hell would it look like me settling down with an older female that sucks in bed, got no titties and a bit ass and no walls? I had to tell her no and suggest that she get dressed and I'll call her a cab.
Tried to let her down nicely but she didn't take it well. It was back to no-commo back at work behind the bar.
But whatev...I knew now why all the guys that hit on her and probably hit it never returned to the bar a second time.
The ass was trash.

 

[dterpsss]

There's a huge misconception that women won't have sex with a man they just met within a few hours, one day, two, a week etc.

It was either last fall or spring semester.. I was waiting outside after class for the university bus.. and since ya boy was on that nofap hardcore I was staring at some white chicks phat ol' titties. Didn't know she could see me looking.

Anyways, a few minutes later she's grilling the fukk outta me, and started to stand close to me. I wasn't tryna holla so I ignored her and kept it moving. I get in the bus and that shyt crowded so I'm inside right where the doors are. This chick stands next to me and proceeds to stare at me and press her titties onto me throughout the bus ride.

This chick was so thirsty I bet I could have said "let's go back to your place" and smash within an hour of knowing her

and you didnt

 

[Sly Cookin]

I was at a German nightclub the first night I was there. Some cac chick comes up to me and starts grinding on me. 15 minutes later we go to the ladies room and she sucks my dikk. I then proceed to blow her back out while women coming in and out the restroom. She was trying to take me back to her place but I grabbed my cuz and told him we got to go

 

[MewTwo]

I don't have sex with random chicks I just met breh.

It's funny how people are trying to shame you. Like all black men have to be oversexualized brutes who fukk anything. Glad you have some self-respect.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

1 hour okcupid & tinder
Both white girl's

The one from okcupid was straight up with me and said she was married had kids and was just looking for a good time.


The tinder chick wanted somebody to walk with her in the park at 11 at night
. When I got there it started raining so we picked up some beers and chilled on her porch chatting it up until she wanted to go "cuddle"on her couch.

Hasn't been that easy since

 

[Rozay Oro]

After a few mins of making out

 

[peppe]

was in college and my parents gave me the apartment to go and study in. Here I am 20, in this 3 bedroom apartment with clubs 10 mins away on foot. I get a text asking to go out and I'm like I can't Got to study

Breh is like we got bytches

Aright I'll be there

So we go to this club with a group of friends and they had chicks with them and there was this white tall chick who played basketball (still does). Face was hit but her body was and she was feeling ya boy, wanting that BBC experience

Breh is looking at me like are you gon' smash? I'm like I don't know the face is hit but her body is on point, I don't know what to do

I'm like fuk this, started drinking and she started to look kinda fine Brehs were looking at me like we lost him for tonight

We walk back to my apartment and she is impressed, asking me if its mine. I'm like sure We get to my room and she starts sucking dikk, and I'm thinking to myself this place is going to be a gold mine

Then I'm putting her in doggystyle and right before I put it in she is like...

she: You do have a condom right?

me: bytch , no

she: no p*ssy for you I aint fuking raw

me:

I'm like okay just suck my dikk until I bust

Brehs ... When she was done my dikk was bleeding because she couldn't suck dikk for shyt. Her teeth fukked my dikk up for a week

she: Would you mind bringing me home, I live 10 minutes away

Even tho she fuked up my dikk and didn't give me any I just couldn't throw out this bytch in the middle of the night alone. So I obliged and walked her home.

Funny part was the whole way back she was like

she: You know I got condoms at my place and my parent aren't home so you can sleep over

me: thats cool but I got finals and it's been a long night that walk sobered me up and I was like FUK NO

I walk her to her door and she looks at me like "really you don't want to come in "

me: I'm fine, thanks and goodnight

 

[SheWantTheD]

was in college and my parents gave me the apartment to go and study in. Here I am 20, in this 3 bedroom apartment with clubs 10 mins away on foot. I get a text asking to go out and I'm like I can't Got to study

Breh is like we got bytches

Aright I'll be there

So we go to this club with a group of friends and they had chicks with them and there was this white tall chick who played basketball (still does). Face was hit but her body was and she was feeling ya boy, wanting that BBC experience

Breh is looking at me like are you gon' smash? I'm like I don't know the face is hit but her body is on point, I don't know what to do

I'm like fuk this, started drinking and she started to look kinda fine Brehs were looking at me like we lost him for tonight

We walk back to my apartment and she is impressed, asking me if its mine. I'm like sure We get to my room and she starts sucking dikk, and I'm thinking to myself this place is going to be a gold mine

Then I'm putting her in doggystyle and right before I put it in she is like...

she: You do have a condom right?

me: bytch , no

she: no p*ssy for you I aint fuking raw

me:

I'm like okay just suck my dikk until I bust

Brehs ... When she was done my dikk was bleeding because she couldn't suck dikk for shyt. Her teeth fukked my dikk up for a week

she: Would you mind bringing me home, I live 10 minutes away

Even tho she fuked up my dikk and didn't give me any I just couldn't throw out this bytch in the middle of the night alone. So I obliged and walked her home.

Funny part was the whole way back she was like

she: You know I got condoms at my place and my parent aren't home so you can sleep over

me: thats cool but I got finals and it's been a long night that walk sobered me up and I was like FUK NO

I walk her to her door and she looks at me like "really you don't want to come in "

me: I'm fine, thanks and goodnight

Did you pass your finals? Got damn.. would have told this chick to stop if she was scraping my dikk with her teeth How you gonna be a thot and suck at thotting?

 

[Self_Born7]

2 hours and in college white Mexican san Diego chick

She was actually a dude I played basketball with girl.. fukked her and bounce.. bytch wanted more after that but I was cool

Saw her 10 years later and heard she was tossed around the whole southern California drug corridor

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

15-20 mins...notable for the following firsts: me nutting from head, me nutting in a chicks mouth, and chick swallows...all while on my double recliner couch and hogan knows best is on the TV lol

That's a memorable moment.
I've only nutted from head once..and that was on the road with an ex. She gave AMAZING HEAD!!!
Nutted and she swallowed and kept suckin...I almost crashed...
I never looked at her the same after that...Thought I was gonna marry that chick...lol.
Glad as hell I didn't!!