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I knew people that did this too. :laugh: Had this one dude that used to sell the meats to customers at lower prices in the back of the parking lot. :laugh:
:mjlol:
i got so bad with it that i would intentionally leave my trunk unlatched when i went to work so i could be a lil more low key about.
didn't want people to hear my keys or the trunk popping.
:ufdup: i don't recommend this for all you youngins on the boards tho.
 
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Last time I had a real job I was a teenager at kroger, and I was killing the game. I had a system with my boy, when I would come in for work I'd punch me and him in, and when he my shift was over and he would come in, he would punch me out when he left. For some reason these dumb fukks never confronted us about this, and I quit on my own.

When I was doing loans, regardless of what the burrower put on the application, I'd boost his income up, and sometimes even have a CPA making a letter stating he makes a certain amount just so I could close. Also when people didn't have down payments, I'd have my money man put in an escrow account at the title company, and charge them 20 percent.

I also would use an appraiser's license to do my own appraisals and completely make up the values, one time i pushed 350,000 house to 650,000
multiple that times then, then you have the housing crisis
 

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Lemme tell yall nikkas about modern day high school :ooh:
  • Chances are in these new times, I've probably seen what your daughter/niece/whatevers butthole looks like :mjpls: You may think they are goody good goods... but lemme tell you something... all these girls are wild, especially with chicks getting exposed at an all time high :huhldup:
  • I'll get back at you later.

You dont say :leostare:



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Last time I had a real job I was a teenager at kroger, and I was killing the game. I had a system with my boy, when I would come in for work I'd punch me and him in, and when he my shift was over and he would come in, he would punch me out when he left. For some reason these dumb fukks never confronted us about this, and I quit on my own.

When I was doing loans, regardless of what the burrower put on the application, I'd boost his income up, and sometimes even have a CPA making a letter stating he makes a certain amount just so I could close. Also when people didn't have down payments, I'd have my money man put in an escrow account at the title company, and charge them 20 percent.

I also would use an appraiser's license to do my own appraisals and completely make up the values, one time i pushed 350,000 house to 650,000
multiple that times then, then you have the housing crisis

You are a piece of work. Whats your hustle these days?
 

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Last time I had a real job I was a teenager at kroger, and I was killing the game. I had a system with my boy, when I would come in for work I'd punch me and him in, and when he my shift was over and he would come in, he would punch me out when he left. For some reason these dumb fukks never confronted us about this, and I quit on my own.

When I was doing loans, regardless of what the burrower put on the application, I'd boost his income up, and sometimes even have a CPA making a letter stating he makes a certain amount just so I could close. Also when people didn't have down payments, I'd have my money man put in an escrow account at the title company, and charge them 20 percent.

I also would use an appraiser's license to do my own appraisals and completely make up the values, one time i pushed 350,000 house to 650,000
multiple that times then, then you have the housing crisis

:ohhh:
 

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Last time I had a real job I was a teenager at kroger, and I was killing the game. I had a system with my boy, when I would come in for work I'd punch me and him in, and when he my shift was over and he would come in, he would punch me out when he left. For some reason these dumb fukks never confronted us about this, and I quit on my own.

When I was doing loans, regardless of what the burrower put on the application, I'd boost his income up, and sometimes even have a CPA making a letter stating he makes a certain amount just so I could close. Also when people didn't have down payments, I'd have my money man put in an escrow account at the title company, and charge them 20 percent.

I also would use an appraiser's license to do my own appraisals and completely make up the values, one time i pushed 350,000 house to 650,000
multiple that times then, then you have the housing crisis

:damn: where the hell were you when I was looking for a loan
 
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We live in a world where we can make our wildest dreams reality sometimes. I have no reason to put anything past you breh. Let me know.
:lupe: do tell. pass the mustard if you must :mjpls:

My endgame is to get this capital holdings company give me 100 million to make a movie, just like closing a real estate loan they have guidelines
which are

1. Business Plan/Executive Summary

2. MUST have at least 10-23% of budget in House (Liquid) money in bank verifiable via Proof of funds.. ( Tax credits is not liquid funds)

3. Finance plan (including details of any pre-sales tax credits, equity investment etc. and the kind of investment you are seeking, e.g. cash-flowing pre-sales, equity etc.

4. Anticipated PP ( pre-production) start date
5. Details of the attached sales agent

6. Bond company

7. Bankable familiar A or B List actors

8. Distribution LOI or contract
 

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My endgame is to get this capital holdings company give me 100 million to make a movie, just like closing a real estate loan they have guidelines
which are

1. Business Plan/Executive Summary

2. MUST have at least 10-23% of budget in House (Liquid) money in bank verifiable via Proof of funds.. ( Tax credits is not liquid funds)

3. Finance plan (including details of any pre-sales tax credits, equity investment etc. and the kind of investment you are seeking, e.g. cash-flowing pre-sales, equity etc.

4. Anticipated PP ( pre-production) start date
5. Details of the attached sales agent

6. Bond company

7. Bankable familiar A or B List actors

8. Distribution LOI or contract

Doesn't sound far fetched to me. PM the script if you can. I can appreciate a coli breh doing big things.
 

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My endgame is to get this capital holdings company give me 100 million to make a movie, just like closing a real estate loan they have guidelines
which are

1. Business Plan/Executive Summary

2. MUST have at least 10-23% of budget in House (Liquid) money in bank verifiable via Proof of funds.. ( Tax credits is not liquid funds)

3. Finance plan (including details of any pre-sales tax credits, equity investment etc. and the kind of investment you are seeking, e.g. cash-flowing pre-sales, equity etc.

4. Anticipated PP ( pre-production) start date
5. Details of the attached sales agent

6. Bond company

7. Bankable familiar A or B List actors

8. Distribution LOI or contract
:wow: please let me be your pupil. But really though, does this general list of requirements apply to any industry. Say for example I wanted to borrow 100k from said "capital holdings" would I need to follow the same steps?
 
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:wow: please let me be your pupil. But really though, does this general list of requirements apply to any industry. Say for example I wanted to borrow 100k from said "capital holdings" would I need to follow the same steps?

Every institution has different guidelines. The key to the game is matching yourself up with the lender that you meet the requirements for, and they change all the time.

I literally missed my chance to be a multi million by a matter of weeks, because of guidelines changing
I was gonna close on this house, it was featured in the movie Out of Sight with George Clooney and J Lo, it's located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan one of the most prestigious areas in the country.

The appraisal was floating around the real estate scene, for like 14.3 million, the asking price was 7 million.
So I Just went and knocked out the door to that big motherfukka. She was like castlevania in that bytch, the fire place had gold in it, and they were leaving 500,000 in furniture there. So the plan was to write up for the 14.3, he get the7 million and kick me back the rest.
So my LTV would be 70 percent, so I would get 10.3 or something from the lender to purchase, they take 7, and get me back the 3 mill and some change
plus I have the other 4 million in equity, which I can pull out at a later date. But I already had a plan to buy 100,000 houses in Detroit and an 88 unit apartment building, which would have instantly made me a multi millionaire

The guy who answered was young, he had married into the family, so technical he was still broke, but he had managed to get his name onto the deed of the house, so the sale of this house would get his pockets right. I told him my plan to close on the loan, I had a hard money lender in California they would lend my 70 percent of the value as long as I can bring the 30 percent to the table, and of course I already had my system in place because I knew a millionaire who just moved money for a living. So he was game, all exited, I got the purchase agreement, without hesitation.

Just went I was about to submit the deal, the guidelines changed, and they no longer did loans in Michigan, so I couldn't get approved for the funny. This was before the banks collapsing,
 
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