o man dont get me started on the airport, was my first job for years
- your baggage gets tossed around all the time, and if your bags goes through the xray scan and we see you have something nice in there gettin tossed out of spite if your lucky, if not we keepin that
- if your traveling cross country and have connecting flights dont put nothing valuable in there we keepin that, ex: you goin from cali to ny catching 3 connecting flights cause u want to save money, dont pack that nice mp3 or nice watch in there your shyt going to be gone, want it back? you going to have to contact all the aiports you flew through
- if you leave something inside the plane after you get off, and it been more than 30min? your sht gone playboy oo and dont let it be a cellphone, those are gone after 10min
- we used to look for ppl with attitudes in line at security ooo you want to talkin shyt and rolling your eyes about how the security is slow?
* taps my ring on the metal detector as you pass through * SECOND HAND CHECK TIME plz take your shoes off sir/ma'am
- have something nice in ur carry on baggage and we see it as it goes through the xray * makes up some rule about 9/11 and not allowing this to go through*
- your girl comin through with some tights and a see through top? * taps ring on metal detector * SECOND HAND CHECK * plz step over ma'am while my (lesbo) female co workers pats you down
- we turn off those handheld metal detectors all time, unless u coming through with ur fine ass girl, them we turn that on
thats just LIGHT work.....
One time I went to get some free food from my homegirl that worked at KFC @ like 10 at night. I open the door and I saw everybody was playin hot potatoe w/ something but when I walked in they all stopped. Then she's like nah he's cool, they start playin hot potatoe again w/ pcs of chicken & one of them toss it to me so I say fukk it and join in Then I toss it to this one kid & the nikka dropps it, at the same time somebody is ordering like a 20pc or some shyt & they were a couple pc's short so this nikka uses the pc of chicken we were throwing around & some other pcs he got from a bag that was in the trash. I'm standing there like these nikkas are laughing hi fiving each other. Shorty is like why u look so shocked? we do this shyt all the time
I don't think you neggas wanna know what goes on in the hospital behind those close doors breh
I d say this though. There was a CAC at a nursing home who used to call us all Neggars. The nurses fabricated a story that he was doing street trug. So, the doctor asked for a drug text. Dude refused to give urine and kept saying he goes in the diaper. Doctor ordered a straight cath ( putting a catheter inside the pee hole to get urine straight from the bladder). The nurse went inside dude ass with the tube and dude kept screaming "fukk fukk u in my ass, u in my ass. STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! PLEAAAAAAASE!" Nurse went like "oh sorry, it's the way you hiding your penis. It's hard for me" Nurse ended up getting the urine but I remember dude having this face on. Dude was literally crying like a child. Dude been quiet since then.
I could never look at dude the same again. I felt bad for him
also, when someone in ur family who is recieivng benefits passes on.....all u have to do is not report it to ssa. If u know their pin number to their bank account ur in the money.
what happens is, if/when the date of death is finally given the overpayment will be posted to the account. If the deceased person didnt have a joint bank account all that will be done is 2 letters will be sent to their address requesting the overpayment be repaid, if no reply is recieved the debt will be cleared.
Prime reason why the Social Security system needs to be eliminated. Fraud and waste is so fukking rampant yet no one gives a damn because its the taxpayer's money..
Thanks Obama!
When I used to pump gas, id rip old people off since they have trouble with there vision. I would say I put 20 in but it was only 10 and pocket it.
Brolic nikkas at the office dont get disrespected like uncle tom voice having lames with bryant gumble frames
o man dont get me started on the airport, was my first job for years
you aint lying though, i had two boys that worked a the airport. and they stole laptops, jewelry, cameras, cash, basically anything of value.
same shyt happened to me, some janky airport workers got me for a watch and camera. now i stuff all my valuables in a bag with my dirty underwear.
classic
that dime is really a .8