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'a full search' can mean something slightly different in a police station ,when the person in question is stupid enough or mad enough to attack a police officer in a police vehicle and threaten to give said officer HIV. stripped naked , feet stamped on, testicles squeezed, being pushed into walls. and finishing off with a nice cup of tea (piss and mouse droppings to sweeten it).Have to send a message you see that it is hazadous to your health to attack police officers, they have wives, husbands,kids etc etc .Person in question hung himself in a psychiatric hospital a few months later.

There are also certain police stations that people taken into custody beg not to go to, especially at night.

There are things that you are expected to do, and if you aren't prepared to be a 'team player' because you have moral objections or whatever, you can forget carrying on in the job, at least on that shift and in that station.

Observations of someone who decided to join the police as a 'special constable' while at university , believing he would be based at the police station that dealt with drunken girls rolling out of nightclubs, but was instead 'dikked' and ended up at police station that was basically a punishment posting for fukk ups they could not get rid of. I can only think I was sent there because I was english and I was up in scotland.My shift consisted of union men (trouble makers for the most part), psychopaths,racists, religious bigots, bull lesbians, sluts who would sleep with anyone including the scum we arrested, ex soldiers with PTSD episodes, punchup artists, drunks at various points in time , . I would say if I ever got in trouble I wouldn't want most of them arresting me or taken to that particular police station, because of fukked up shyt went on.

Still I throughly enjoyed most of my time there and recieved a glowing reference . You certainly get a different perspective on various aspects of life. And I had some fun nights out with the lads and lassies on the shift.
 

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worked @ hardee's before i went to college - remember those buttery biscuits that y'all know and love? we would butter them every 45 min - 1 hr...but one time i saw a fly in the butter :scusthov:

told the manager and he said "oh well" :ehh:


you mother fukkER, i was literally JUST about to get 2 buttery biscuits form there :sadcam:
 

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If you ask for water at the bar, you're basically drinking water out the sink cuz we use sink water to fill it up.,same with soda,,all that shyt is sink water..I remember there was an all ages event and we couldn't serve alcohol at the bar cuz they were minors so after they got all hot and thirsty from dancing they stormed the bar for water..I kept telling them to go drink out the sink cuz it's the same thing..

Also there's hella fruit flies from the all the juices we use to mix drinks..so after we store the unused bottles of Liquor and we don't wrap em properly..they'll be fruit flies in the bottle..we just strain em..no biggie:yeshrug:
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:whew: its about to get heavy on food here brehs.

Subway: Frozen bred was used in many places as swords when it was slow and no one was around dirty hands shyt falling on the floor :ehh: itll be ok when it cooks right? :lolbron: Had a young whore at our subway always giving bjs out in back right on counter where food is prepped. Since subway is franchised alot of cameras are fake cause owners to cheap. Money was easy to steal you enter order so it pops up when you get paid you hit cancel and pocket money. Made 500$ a day for 2 weeks with this scam.

UPS: Every box is a stool or a step or simply a box to destroy outta frustration. When 18 wheelers back up to get loaded up we throw computers ipads, ps3s everything under the wheels to see it get flattened out. People steal all sorts of shyt we even ate bakery goods that where going to the prisons :mjlol: them locked up nikkas was gon be sad when they aint get no donuts. We would spit on boxes, puke on boxes homie even took a shyt on a box once.:snoop:

Hospital: :ufdup: when you donate. I see dudes get sliced up like pigs and scrapped of the good parts. Nurses will laugh at your small dead limp dikk. Smh you get stapled like a animal since no one will see the scars. They say its non profit. But a small piece of heart valve they charge 10k in the end they make a few hundred thousand off you but give your family nothing. So i say fukk em:pacspit:
 

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Gas Stations: Most of these fukkers put regular unleaded gas in all 3 of the dispensers. So you paying for the high end shyt is them gaming you.
Nope.

I mean i know it happens but my car can tell the difference. I drive a VW Passat and that shyt says PREMIUM ONLY on the gas tank cover. If you drive one of those or any Audi the car will let your ass know it's not premium by the way it runs, (shytty) AND the CEL will eventually go off.

The dealership i bought my car from got the city to lay a heavy fine on 2 gas stations for that shyt because customers were coming in with CELs in their cars and they all only went to those 2 stations
 

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Wow,I been reading a lot of these stories and I'am like :patrice:
Especially the fast food joints.


I use to work for a management company that rents low income housing partnered with the city .

I pretty much had to run your credit and check your income to see if you qulifiy.
I had access to people SS#, DOB ,and there place of work,but I never used my powers for evil.
:cape:

I Loved that job,I mean there were crazy people cause your dealing with the public,but the dimes that use to walk in there :whew:

While I'am interviewing people for these apartments I'am be flirting with them. I got lucky and smashed about 20 chicks. I shyt you not. They think fukking with me is going to get them the apartment but I usually can tell if they'll get it or not with just there credit check and Their income.
I was banging some many chicks I banged like 3 chicks from the same building,2 of them were next store neighbors and you already know how females love to talk. So one of them invited me to her place and her neighbor "the other girl I banged" was there like hey:usure: You know this girl from apartment 5B "right"
Smh good times. That job wasn't just about smashing chicks I met a girl who became my concert buddy we had the same taste in music and would go to concerts and shyt.i smashed the concert buddy's 3 friends though:yeshrug:I became cool with the people working for diesel,old navy,and other places and got the sickest discount I'll be like you help me I'll help you.even met bartender that worked at a strip club and got free drinks and entree to the strip club in the bronx.

Management on the other had was OD crazy my supervisor was making side deals to get a broker's prospective tenants in our buildings and hitting her off with stacks. We also had certain people that didn't qualify like cops because they made to much money,but the cops were cliqed up with management so they got their paper worked passed on to HPD even though they were over income and their credit was shyt .

My supervisors boss was the worst she was a drama queen c*nt. Always getting people fired and shyt. My supervisors boss credit was so bad she would use our applicants SS# and DOB so she could have cable in her house,her credit was so bad she couldn't even get cable.

Anywho I had access to apartment buildings while they were vacant,I'll throw little parties in the building with friends and bless these peoples apartments before they even got a shot at it :pachaha:

Good times. Sorry this post was mad long but I got stories for days. You'll be surprised people will do for a low income apartment.
 
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Wow,I been reading a lot of these stories and I'am like :patrice:
Especially the fast food joints.


I use to work for a managment company that that rents low income housing partnered with the city .

I pretty much had to run your credit and check your income to see if you qulifiy.
I had access to people SS#, DOB ,and there place of work,but I never used my powers for evil.
:cape:

I Loved that job,I mean there were crazy people cause your dealing with the public,but the dimes that use to walk in there :whew:

While I'am interviewing people for these apartments I'am be flirting with them. I got lucky and smashed about 20 chicks. I shyt you not. They think fukking with me is going to get them the apartment but I usually can tell if they'll get it or not with just there credit check and Their income.
I was banging some many chicks I banged like 3 chicks from the same building,2 of them were next store neighbors and you already know how females love to talk. So one of them invited me to her place and her neighbor "the other girl I banged" was there like hey:usure: You know this girl from apartment 5B "right"
Smh good times. That job wasn't just about smashing chicks I met a girl who became my concert buddy we had the same taste in music and would go to concerts and shyt.i smashed the concert buddy's 3 friends though:yeshrug:I became cool with the people working for diesel,old navy,and other places and got the sickest discount I'll be like you help me I'll help you.even met bartender that worked at a strip club and got free drinks and entree to the strip club in the bronx.

Management on the other had was OD crazy my supervisor was making side deals to get a broker's prospective tenants in our buildings and hitting her off with stacks. We also had certain people that didn't qualify like cops because they made to much money,but the cops were cliqed up with management so they got there paper worked passed on to HPD even though they were over income and their credit was shyt .

My supervisors boss was the worst she was a drama queen c*nt. Always getting people fired and shyt. My supervisors boss credit was so bad she would use our applicants SS# and DOB so she could have cable in her house,her credit was so bad she couldn't even get cable.

Anywho I had access to apartment buildings while they were vacant,I'll throw little parties in the building with friends and bless these peoples apartments before they even got a shot at it :pachaha:

Good times. Sorry this post was mad long but I got stories for days. You'll be surprised people will do for a low income apartment.
Strong username to post correlation...:patrice:

Smashin' hoodrats and section 8 brawds, you better get checked out homie. :pachaha:
 

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Strong username to post correlation...:patrice:

Smashin' hoodrats and section 8 brawds, you better get checked out homie. :pachaha:


I mean they were section 8 brawds there,but I wouldn't fukk with them. If we opened up a new building we only had certain amount of apartments that were sec 8. The majority were for working people.
 

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Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..
wtf

my nikka actually started working there too
 

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Lemme tell yall nikkas about modern day high school :ooh:
  • Chances are in these new times, I've probably seen what your daughter/niece/whatevers butthole looks like :mjpls: You may think they are goody good goods... but lemme tell you something... all these girls are wild, especially with chicks getting exposed at an all time high :huhldup:
  • I'll get back at you later.
 

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Maybe I'm idealistic but I don't really do anything evil to anybody at work, nor have I ever. I"m just not vindictive like that I guess.:manny:

As an IT person, I will say that anything you do on your computer/phone at work can be monitored if your IT department feels like it. Emails you sent (even if you deleted them), pictures on your computer, voicemails, chat messages, websites you went to, files you saved on your computer (even if you're a supervisor), etc. I'm not really the type to use my powers for evil, but trust, as an admin I have access to everything.

You're only anonymous if I don't care what you're doing.
 

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Desktop support. Half of the questions you ask us about computers, we don't know...We just do a google search, get the answer and solve the shyt.

Funny thing is, most of us tell y'all niccas "Google is your friend" but you refuse to listen. Just did a side job, made 300 in 30 minutes, cuz the company wanted me to install Virus protection on all 20 PC's I used AVG :shaq:
this
 

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When I used to work at supermarkets in high school. I never actually went to the back to check if we had shyt in stock :childplease:

*goes to the back*
*knocks over a stack of bread for the fukk of it :boss:*
*sends a couple texts to the biddies*
*comes back out, "na ma'am, we don't have it :smugfavre:"*

At a restaurant:

Everyone is fukkin everyone. Dead srs. Even the managers who most of thr time have b*stard children and/or married. And 90% of the employee force does drugs. Srs. That includes managers. My former GM was a big coke head, and used to buy dope and guns from our dishwasher. 30% of the women there have a boo in the penitentiary or was in the pen at one point

Just got an internship in construction. I'll let y'all know the low down on that by summer's end :shaq:

Add on...
i use to fill a trash bag with some groceries from the back act like im taking the trash out and put that shyt in my car.
works easy if you can park behind the store by the dumpster.
 

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i use to fill a trash bag with some groceries from the back act like im taking the trash out and put that shyt in my car.
works easy if you can park behind the store by the dumpster.
I knew people that did this too. :laugh: Had this one dude that used to sell the meats to customers at lower prices in the back of the parking lot. :laugh:
 
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