I know.
The more I read stories like these, the more I'm sure is this is propaganda from waiters into scaring people into being nice to them. If everyone was this filthy, there'd be a lot more reports of people getting E. coli, salmonella, etc from eating out.
most ppl chalk it up to being a bad stomach ache or something "they ate" 
We stealing LSA threads now?
Whoa! I just read ya'll and there's. Two differences. Ya'll talking about hoes they were talking about work. I might actually read this one.
I'm good fam. I've seen this movie before. Here, have one of seattles finest beers on me
Damn I thought that was just my 'ship!
Quick backdrop: I worked as a porter for Audi at 18 fresh outta high school. This was around the time the b7 audi's came in and I left a little while after the s5 dropped. Missed driving the R8 by a week
-All the GM's and GSM's were on coke. Imagine the boiler room movie except with more coke and selling cars instead of stocks.
- No one on the dealership gives a fukk about your car. Don't know how many times Porters hit top governed speed in customers cars
i was a porter too. dog me and this one other porter would "test drive" every car after the techs were donethere was a freeway right next to our dealership so we'd take it on this 5 mile loop. got pulled over at least 2 times but got outta it cuz i was test driving and had to get it up to at least 80
sometimes more
- everyone working out of the detail department is a felon or on the way to becoming one....and your car wasn't washed either unless it was noticeably dirty. Same goes for vacuuming the inside.
we actually had to wash the cars
- You have no friends once you step foot on the lot. You are food. Everyone is out to get you, even the fine ass receptionist who won't give you the time of day.
our techs were aight for the most part. there were a few semi racist ones which kept things interesting.
- everyone was fukking everyone. And everywhere. I caught my service manager fukking one of the cashiers in a customer car. He let me "test drive" an A4 3.0T for a weekend so I said nothing.
i guess i never worked there long enough to see that. i know a few of the techs were getting at the receptionist, but i was working on this nice lil thing working in parts
- My GM would fukk the secretary every night in the Demo S5 and have me drop it off at detail in the morning before customers came in, along with a fresh 20
- the coffee is probably old as hell, don't trust it
- check the mileage before and after you drop your car off for service because it was probably someone's play toy.
if its anything nice yes. sometimes i would take mustangs or anything with a nice stereo out for my lunch break (ford dealership).
I never went too crazy though because I couldn't believe I got paid to drive Audi's all day! Of course it was a bytch to line up the lot during the summer because you were constantly getting in and out of hot ass cars. But again, Audi.
explain cuz at my job we reuppin our life insurance and I got mine to the max (4x salary) right now:eat2:
Reason i was able to "catch" these coworkers was because i supervisor so was able to roam around.
Other stories i heard about it but wasnt there to witness personally
- old Indian(red dot) dude i worked with ( like 65) got caught fukin young ass spanish chick in our breakroom, she was 25, dude even denied it happened at first started front like he aint speak English all of sudden, they threatend to call his wife, dude confessed he had paid her, dude was transferred , shorty stayed
- ex gf of mine got allegedly caught giving a captain head in a airplane bathroom, i saw allegedly because she wasnt full caught in the act like i did with other, she was caught on her knees, this dumb broad actually said she was trying to help him zip up his pants.
- this one puerto rican milf i worked with had been cheating on her husband for over a year, she had a full out open relationship with this airplane catering dude, everyone told her she need to stop being so reckless but she aint listen , one day she tells her husband she is going to be stayin late there is a "flight delay" , husband says ok but goes and drives to the employee parking lot, sure enough about 45min after her phone call he follows her all the way to a motel a couple of minutes outside of the airport, a dude arrives a short while after that, he lets them do her thing for a while, he picks up his cell calls her and tells her she needs to leave "work" now her mom just passed away in puerto rico, she lets out a scream and says ok hun am leaving work now, hangs up the phone gets dressed runs out motel husband is waiting in the parking , they ended up goin through a real ugly divorce
those are just a few
sex stories arent even the interesting ones lol , sex happens at every work place
In high school I worked at pizza hut and got a handjob in the freezer. Right next to the refill cart for the salad bar. Niccas better think twice when they ask for that ranch or blue cheese
