Expose truths in your work fields that outsiders don't know about

[Tommy Fits]

My brother works in a restaurant as a waiter he was telling me basically if you treat the waiter good you don't have to worry about them fukking with your food. If you treat them like scum they will do things with your food that will keep you from ever eating out again. He has ran food up his ass crack and served it to people, silverware, whatever. And it's not just him, it's basically every waiter and waitress is like this. Treat them with respect you have nothing to worry about. He also said waiters and waitresses remember the good tippers and take care of them when they come back to eat again. And those that tip bad or leave no tip, they remember when you come back and they will also "take care of you".

 

[MostReal]

To be fair, alot of nursing homes are severely understaffed. Youll have like 3 cnas for a 30 bed facility there simply arent enough hours in the day to feed bathe toilet etc everyone. Esp not for 8.50 an hour. Alot of old people are mean as shyt too. Cussing at you biting you throwing things etc.

I blame management...they REALLY don't care. I mean when I say its all about a dollar to them nursing home owners etc. They really bout that dollar. Forget about staff complaints, they not hiring NOBODY.

They set that budget & that's it. They don't care what happens...even if they sued. They still ain't changing nothing.

 

[Binary]

Uhhhhh the ad agency I used to work at was "full service" but they got all the work done out of office and markup the prices almost 40% up while you can go to Kinko's and get it done for under $500

My boss was kinda sneaky so he would do anything to rip off customers.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

....yeah, that's LegalShield for you, lol....

If I were you, I'd come up with a solid plan to target the right people, specifically:

• college students (they also make good recruits for your team)

• truck drivers (LegalShield has a plan specially tailored for them)

• small business owners (also have a plan specially tailored for them)

LegalShield is a VERY underrated, very solid business, dawg. You can make some REALLY good money selling LegalShield if you bout your grizzy. You get them emails where they tell you about the top earners, right? Old retired white couples making $350,000 per year doing NOTHING, they don't even sign people up anymore...they ain't GOT to, they recruit so many people on their team and just live off the residuals.

Good luck to ya!

Legalshield is a fukking rip off
it is basically insurance that lies about what it actually covers
the average person has no use whatsoever for it

 

[PewPew]

i used to work at a car dealership. the mechanics/porters dont give one fukk about your vehicle. make sure whenever you take your car in for service that you take out anything of importance.

i pulled up vehicles to the customer when it was done. one time i smelled weed in the car so i searched thru the middle console and got me a nice lil half a gram on the sneak tip and then smoked it on my break and 95% of the time i was there i was high.

if u wanna know why its taking so fukking long for your car to be done, the mechanics are prolly high/drunk or on something harder we would sit around playing the stereo bullshytting.

thinking back, besides the shytty hours, that was a dope ass job

Damn I thought that was just my 'ship!

Quick backdrop: I worked as a porter for Audi at 18 fresh outta high school. This was around the time the b7 audi's came in and I left a little while after the s5 dropped. Missed driving the R8 by a week

-All the GM's and GSM's were on coke. Imagine the boiler room movie except with more coke and selling cars instead of stocks.

- No one on the dealership gives a fukk about your car. Don't know how many times Porters hit top governed speed in customers cars

- everyone working out of the detail department is a felon or on the way to becoming one....and your car wasn't washed either unless it was noticeably dirty. Same goes for vacuuming the inside.

- You have no friends once you step foot on the lot. You are food. Everyone is out to get you, even the fine ass receptionist who won't give you the time of day.

- everyone was fukking everyone. And everywhere. I caught my service manager fukking one of the cashiers in a customer car. He let me "test drive" an A4 3.0T for a weekend so I said nothing.

- My GM would fukk the secretary every night in the Demo S5 and have me drop it off at detail in the morning before customers came in, along with a fresh 20

- the coffee is probably old as hell, don't trust it

- check the mileage before and after you drop your car off for service because it was probably someone's play toy.

I never went too crazy though because I couldn't believe I got paid to drive Audi's all day! Of course it was a bytch to line up the lot during the summer because you were constantly getting in and out of hot ass cars. But again, Audi.

 

[The Entity]

:eat2: All i can say is that i saw a couple of marriages ruined, working there is where i really learned that most women just like men ain't shyt and cheat just about if not more than guys. I mean all types of women too old, young, married, white, black , ugly etc. Airport is the perfect type or working environment for that you literally have THOUSANDS of other co-workers you can interact with on a daily basis apart from the people you immediately work with in your company. You have long/strange work hours. One strong rain/snow storm and you go from a 8hr to 12hr shift, which you can use as a excuse as to why you "came home so late" all that and the fact that your S/O cant just "show up" at your job makes for a lot of fukery

Side note though ( super no homo)

The other thing i learned while there was that the person you least expect it is a homo, i worked with a dude for 5 years and i though this dude was straight as straight breh, i mean me him and homeys use to stay up in the strip club/bars hollering a chicks but dude end up being a homo. Not going to get into details but let just say he got caught with a mouthful in our breakroom. shyt wasnt that wild that they got caught cause like i mentioned before ppl get caught fukin at work there all the time, it was the fact that it was a dude i worked with for five years.

Couple of smaller stories though of women getting caught out there, me personally

- Caught a co-worker of mine giving a ramp dude head in the back of the security vehicle, this was mid afternoon too, was coming back from break saw the jeep parked off to the side walk over dont see her in the front seat walk past the back she was going in, they saw me kinda freaked, but never spoke about it

- Caught another co-worker getting fukked in a storage closet by a mechanic friend of mine , i went lookin for dude cause there was a problem on a plane, he had this storage closet he used to go take smoke breaks at not many knew about it, i open the door , he had shorty bent over a dusty desk pants down, they didnt even flinch he told me "close the door motherfuker' in spanish, lol he called me after we joked about it for a while, the co worker only asked me if "every thhing was ok" later on. This same dude had offered to give me $5,000 if i helped me drive a truck from AZ to NY, truck had weight, thats a whole other story by itself

-Caught a co-worker giving this old white mechanic dude head in the cockpit of a plane, neither of them saw me, i came in the back entrance of the plane was lookin for her, cokcpit door was open, this was amazing because if any of you have ever since the inside of a cockpit shyt is cramped. they never saw me so nothing was ever said


-I got caught making out with a chick in airplane bathroom once, considering all the stories that was light work

Reason i was able to "catch" these coworkers was because i supervisor so was able to roam around.

Other stories i heard about it but wasnt there to witness personally

- old Indian(red dot) dude i worked with ( like 65) got caught fukin young ass spanish chick in our breakroom, she was 25, dude even denied it happened at first started front like he aint speak English all of sudden, they threatend to call his wife, dude confessed he had paid her, dude was transferred , shorty stayed

- ex gf of mine got allegedly caught giving a captain head in a airplane bathroom, i saw allegedly because she wasnt full caught in the act like i did with other, she was caught on her knees, this dumb broad actually said she was trying to help him zip up his pants.

- this one puerto rican milf i worked with had been cheating on her husband for over a year, she had a full out open relationship with this airplane catering dude, everyone told her she need to stop being so reckless but she aint listen , one day she tells her husband she is going to be stayin late there is a "flight delay" , husband says ok but goes and drives to the employee parking lot, sure enough about 45min after her phone call he follows her all the way to a motel a couple of minutes outside of the airport, a dude arrives a short while after that, he lets them do her thing for a while, he picks up his cell calls her and tells her she needs to leave "work" now her mom just passed away in puerto rico, she lets out a scream and says ok hun am leaving work now, hangs up the phone gets dressed runs out motel husband is waiting in the parking , they ended up goin through a real ugly divorce



those are just a few

By far the best post in this thread..

A lot of you nyggas are exaggerating or aren't that bad

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

My first job outta high school was working at a chemical factory that made cleaners and such, mostly for restaurants and businesses.

I dont know how i got the job, I was the youngest person there by 15 years. They just thought I was a funny muthafukka. The fukkery i got up into that place Im surprised im not dead. I was 17 not giving a single fukk not weafing any type of protection playing around recklessly with things like potassium hyrdoxide, sulphuric,phosphoric, hydrofluorosilic acid, cautisc soda etc.

I was in charge of production, making 5000 litre batches of product, small stuff too like 20 litres. Our handsoap contained caustic soda and phosphodic acid, i just had to balance the ph so it wasnt corrosive.

I used to steal literally hundredz of litres of isoproponyol alcohol to selll to dealers to make hash and such. Any raw chemical i sold, methanol,hexane, acid. I used to mix the iso,methanol and hexane together and just light light shyt all over town with the homies.


During work we didnt follow any type of protocal, just dumped raw chemicals down the sewers,sink, toilet. Wed keep iso in spray bottles because it killed bubbles which helped when packaging. Id snipe people out with bottle. Any new hires got blasted in the eyes by me first day, that shyt burned. I remember i was pouring acid and some got on the white of my eye and it was peeling away for a week. Got hydrofluorsilic acid on my hands once. You dont notice it until hours later, it seeps through your skin and eats aways at your tissue and muscle. I remember one time going in the washroom to take a piss and i guess somebody dumped some chemicals but didnt flush. I start pissing and the mixture of my piss and whatever it was created a dangerous lethal gas. Also learned to make napalm. I would go on the internet print out formulas for shyt and come makd ot at work.

 

[KeysT]

Some of yall have crazy stories.

 

[Lavish]

I used to work in customer service for a major credit card company. Just so you know when someone puts you hold to "look into you account" your really waiting for him or her to finish there conversation with there coworkers. I've put customers on hold to finish my sammich on many occasions. Half the time when a customer calls with a problem, the problem can be fixed within 5 min and we don't need to put u on hold for it.

And a lot of these places monitor your bathroom breaks and how often u log out the phones so u have to find ways to keep your stats up.

My way was to us the bathroom with u on hold. Once I got a call and all of a sudden I had to take a sh!t bad.... I'm lactose intolerant so its do or die ill made up some reason that I need to to put u on hold so I can contact a department to fix your problem but really I'm sitin down takin a sh!t listenin to mp3s

 

[BROWARD]

When I worked at Busch Gardens (Tampa), in the games dept. I fukked a PRican mama on top of a stack of Teddy Bears. I stayed getting head in various locations, they have secret passageways behind the games where the supervisors (I was one) could look thru mirrors to see if the attendants were working or keeping the cash right. These passageways also lead to where we kept the prizes (teddy bears).

I miss those days so much. I slayed like 10-15 chicks there, eventually quit because I heard rumors they was gonna come after me on sexual harassment. The Rican was the only one I was smashing at work though, numerous times.

Angela??

 

[havoc]

When I was a technician, I would reschedule a customer if I didn't feel like completing my route. I told the dispatcher to call the customers and let them know my van broke down.

I had customers that would give a nikka some beers and a big tip after Im done installing their tvs. Most of them were cool especially the people that stay in the country. I had a fine looking lady that took me out to eat at Olive Garden and the other took me out to Applebees and some even invited me for dinner with their families.

I never get to smash a customer or a dispatcher that was my biggest fail in my 4 year career as a tech

The supervisors and most of my co-workers all had encountered sexual engagement with a customer or sexy a$$ dispatcher



I had one chick that was a dispatcher that was interested in me and I invited her to join for lunch, but that next following day I was too tired and stood her up after being at a customer's house for more than 8 hours because the customer didn't have no cable wires. I had to wall fish 4 bedrooms and install a pole mount and run and buried the cable wires from the dish to the house, which was about 145 run. I didn't get back home till 1 am in the morning. Additionally, I had a $500 project in the morning that I had to complete for one of my customers. There was too much money to be made for me waste my time with shorty. I was on my M.O.B swag

 

[DaRealness]

My brother works in a restaurant as a waiter he was telling me basically if you treat the waiter good you don't have to worry about them fukking with your food. If you treat them like scum they will do things with your food that will keep you from ever eating out again. He has ran food up his ass crack and served it to people, silverware, whatever. And it's not just him, it's basically every waiter and waitress is like this. Treat them with respect you have nothing to worry about. He also said waiters and waitresses remember the good tippers and take care of them when they come back to eat again. And those that tip bad or leave no tip, they remember when you come back and they will also "take care of you".

LOL but that's all common knowledge by now. I'm NEVER rude to waiters/waitresses no matter what.

 

[#1 pick]

We stealing LSA threads now?

Whoa! I just read ya'll and there's. Two differences. Ya'll talking about hoes they were talking about work. I might actually read this one.

 

[NuclearBomb]

worked airport security, and at the one i worked there is contractors used to test the staff. security was not dicovering guns knives and ieds that was hidden in bags and on people. some of them where not even hidden well. i saw a bag with just a laptop and an ied going through xray which was missed, cos the guy was on his phone or something. this happens daily though and no one seems to give any fukks.

 

[concise]

When I was a technician, I would reschedule a customer if I didn't feel like completing my route. I told the dispatcher to call the customers and let them know my van broke down.

I know.

My brother works in a restaurant as a waiter he was telling me basically if you treat the waiter good you don't have to worry about them fukking with your food. If you treat them like scum they will do things with your food that will keep you from ever eating out again. He has ran food up his ass crack and served it to people, silverware, whatever. And it's not just him, it's basically every waiter and waitress is like this. Treat them with respect you have nothing to worry about. He also said waiters and waitresses remember the good tippers and take care of them when they come back to eat again. And those that tip bad or leave no tip, they remember when you come back and they will also "take care of you".

The more I read stories like these, the more I'm sure is this is propaganda from waiters into scaring people into being nice to them. If everyone was this filthy, there'd be a lot more reports of people getting E. coli, salmonella, etc from eating out.