EVER HAD A CHICK TELL YOU DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY THAT SHE WAS A HEAUX?

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I had a neighbor in my apartment complex that used to have this chick over. My neighbor was gay but she had a girlfriend so I thought they was just friends. The friend was in her 40's but baby girl had big titties and a big juicy ass. Whenever I saw her truck at the apartment complex I was trying to catch them coming out or going in. :smugdraper: Yeah, I had my creep mode on. Well, I was going to use my father's truck to get the rest of the stuff out of my apartment and my neighbor hit me up on Facebook.

So we doing small chit-chat and she tells me that her friend was over there. I was like, "tell your friend she be looking good in them heels". Then she replied back, "oh you like what you see"? I was like, Hell yeah I did. Then she hit me with the, "you want to see more"? I was like :krs: So how about I come over there and we end up fukking in my apartment on a blanket!!:win: I stayed in contact until my ex-neighbor and her had a disagreement and she changed her number. I considered her my little porn-star because she could suck a mean dikk. :yeshrug:
 

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this case is years old man


Dont know if you was on sohh back in 08 but this the same chick that let me smash why she was 4 month preggo.

smh lol and you did it too

i heard preggo p*ssy was good but im sorry bro da only broad i could do that to is my bm or my wife/girl
 

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Me: whats the wildest thing you've ever done

Her: well i fukked 2 nikkas in one day

Me: :merchant:
The nikka in me still hit doe :whew: too easy dont respect these hoes
 

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It's not being young, it's being a ho. Lol.

Anyway, my cousin is a strumpet and she tells people openly. Like if a guy as how many dudes she's had sex with she'll reply "Who knows" or she'll just say "I'm kind of a ho."

Dudes seem to love it though, she's in a long term relationship, talking about marriage.

smh dats cuz dem nikkas is thirsty and dont care

im sorry but i cant be seen with broke hungry hoes
 

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smh lol and you did it too

i heard preggo p*ssy was good but im sorry bro da only broad i could do that to is my bm or my wife/girl

:whoa: I didnt know she was until she asked me for a ride to the abortion clinic that was out of town since the local one hurt too much
 

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:whoa: I didnt know she was until she asked me for a ride to the abortion clinic that was out of town since the local one hurt too much

LOL naw naw nikka you knew!!

you thought the pudge was from drinkin 40s like my nikka Day-Day in Next Friday?
 

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:manny: I saved 100 dollars by switching to hoodrats

How can yall say this nikka aint funny :laff:

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*edit i had to do it :heh:
 

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:manny: I saved 100 dollars by switching to hoodrats

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they dont understand slime

all i gotta do is take a bytch to Olive Garden, Fridays or iHop and they good

shyt my mans took this bytch to iHop on Valentine Day and fukked same night

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they dont understand slime

all i gotta do is take a bytch to Olive Garden, Fridays or iHop and they good

shyt my mans took this bytch to iHop on Valentine Day and fukked same night

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:ahh: tell them man, if a chick want that good wine and dine stuff she gotta be worth it. Can't be under 30 with 2 kids, no job and complaining about food stamps being cut every month talking about take me to the modern or some high end joint.

Hoes better be happy with the dollar menu when I dont feel like wasting my gas driving far...but I digress I out grew the hoodrats...they dont age well
 
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