Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Now, you're probably thinking: "How do you know she wanted you, she probably was just being nice cuz she thinks you're a dork"

.

Literally no one is thinking this but you

 

[Knicksman20]

Oh ya I forgot, I got 3 that I remember I'll spoiler each cuz they're long.

Spoiler

Back in school, I had this math class, and every once in awhile we would rotate seats. Mostly got sat next to some dork... but one day... I got lucky

I wasn't the type to crush on girls in class... but we had this one chick who was straight brickhouse status, she matured very early. She was built like Esther Baxter, not even exaggerating. But it wasn't just her looks, she was so nice and sweet. Had a sexy voice too.

Every guy in class would spit at her and she would just roll her eyes at them...
so like a typical shy loser I would just stare at her from a safe distance

She would notice me staring sometimes, look in my direction, then smile and wave.
I would look at her like:

Spoiler

I wanted to get at her but I didn't know how to come correct. Didn't even know her name yet, was too shy to get up from across the room and ask lol.

Luckily, I didn't have to. Teacher sat me right next to her when we rotated seats.
In my head I was like:

But in real life I was like:

Didn't say anything to her at first, just quietly sat there drawing in my notebook. Guess she got annoyed with the silence so she made the first move.

Her: You aint gonna say hi or nothing
Me: ...H-Hi...
Her: "Hi!" lol why'd you say it like that!?
Me: .. idk... it's how I talk...
Her: ...soooo, you gonna ask my name or just keep drawing there...
Me: I'd rather keep drawing
Her: damn that's more interesting than me, oookay. My name's Aleah btw, hbu?
Me: *tells her my name*
We would chat everyday from there on out, it started off as regular school convos but she qould quickly change the subject to something about sex or relationships.

For example, we would be talking about haircuts and she would start talking about pubic hair, asked me if I was hairy down there, told her no and she was like: "Good! I don't like all that, keep it shaved down there just for me"
She would randomly ask me if I was a virgin, told her ya and she was like oh.. I'm not but I wish I still was, I didn't like my first time.
Didn't think much of it at first, thought she was just flirty until one of theass kids came up to me asking if I was hitting that. Told him no and he was like"nikka you gay or sum?" You don't have to lie I just wanted to know cuz I was gonna spit but if that's all you then"

That told me that she must not be as open to other guy's as she was towards me. Still wasn't confident enough to try and bag her though

She would tell me that she lived w/ her pops(mom lived in LA), said her dad worked late and wouldn't come back home til early in the morning. Said all she did every day was walk around the house in an over sized white tee, watch 106 & Park, and talk on the phone. said she gets bored of doing that though...
Me: Oh ya, I just stay at home and watch tv all day too. Sometimes I play videogames
Her: ...I have a basketball hoop in my backyard. It's my dads but he never uses it cuz he's always at work.
Me: I don't play basketball
She would get all touchy feely, would use her fingers to trace my deltoid and my bicep. She would find me at lunch time and just sit there. I would get up and wander around campus and she would randomly find me. Seemed like the more oblivious I was to her advances the more persistent she was

Now, you're probably thinking: "How do you know she wanted you, she probably was just being nice cuz she thinks you're a dork"
Well, we had summer school together after that year, she was telling everyone how she was moving to San Diego and we wouldn't see her next year. Came up to me and was like "I just wanted to say I always had a crush on you. Like you were just my type I thought you were made just for me. Too bad you don't like me though"

Me:... I thought you were taken (excuse)
Her: Hell nah, I was trying to throw it at you but you didn't want it.
Me: Oh, that sucks
Her: Ya it sure does

Didn't say anything after that and never saw her again. Let this be a lesson for ya'll: If a chick is showing you signs, no matter how subtle they may be, ALWAYS make your move. Don't wait for her to strip butt naked and ask you to fukk her. Porn isn't real life.

I'll post the other 2 later.

 

[Kski]

Oh ya I forgot, I got 3 that I remember I'll spoiler each cuz they're long.

Spoiler

Back in school, I had this math class, and every once in awhile we would rotate seats. Mostly got sat next to some dork... but one day... I got lucky

I wasn't the type to crush on girls in class... but we had this one chick who was straight brickhouse status, she matured very early. She was built like Esther Baxter, not even exaggerating. But it wasn't just her looks, she was so nice and sweet. Had a sexy voice too.

Every guy in class would spit at her and she would just roll her eyes at them...
so like a typical shy loser I would just stare at her from a safe distance

She would notice me staring sometimes, look in my direction, then smile and wave.
I would look at her like:

Spoiler

I wanted to get at her but I didn't know how to come correct. Didn't even know her name yet, was too shy to get up from across the room and ask lol.

Luckily, I didn't have to. Teacher sat me right next to her when we rotated seats.
In my head I was like:

But in real life I was like:

Didn't say anything to her at first, just quietly sat there drawing in my notebook. Guess she got annoyed with the silence so she made the first move.

Her: You aint gonna say hi or nothing
Me: ...H-Hi...
Her: "Hi!" lol why'd you say it like that!?
Me: .. idk... it's how I talk...
Her: ...soooo, you gonna ask my name or just keep drawing there...
Me: I'd rather keep drawing
Her: damn that's more interesting than me, oookay. My name's Aleah btw, hbu?
Me: *tells her my name*
We would chat everyday from there on out, it started off as regular school convos but she qould quickly change the subject to something about sex or relationships.

For example, we would be talking about haircuts and she would start talking about pubic hair, asked me if I was hairy down there, told her no and she was like: "Good! I don't like all that, keep it shaved down there just for me"
She would randomly ask me if I was a virgin, told her ya and she was like oh.. I'm not but I wish I still was, I didn't like my first time.
Didn't think much of it at first, thought she was just flirty until one of theass kids came up to me asking if I was hitting that. Told him no and he was like"nikka you gay or sum?" You don't have to lie I just wanted to know cuz I was gonna spit but if that's all you then"

That told me that she must not be as open to other guy's as she was towards me. Still wasn't confident enough to try and bag her though

She would tell me that she lived w/ her pops(mom lived in LA), said her dad worked late and wouldn't come back home til early in the morning. Said all she did every day was walk around the house in an over sized white tee, watch 106 & Park, and talk on the phone. said she gets bored of doing that though...
Me: Oh ya, I just stay at home and watch tv all day too. Sometimes I play videogames
Her: ...I have a basketball hoop in my backyard. It's my dads but he never uses it cuz he's always at work.
Me: I don't play basketball
She would get all touchy feely, would use her fingers to trace my deltoid and my bicep. She would find me at lunch time and just sit there. I would get up and wander around campus and she would randomly find me. Seemed like the more oblivious I was to her advances the more persistent she was

Now, you're probably thinking: "How do you know she wanted you, she probably was just being nice cuz she thinks you're a dork"
Well, we had summer school together after that year, she was telling everyone how she was moving to San Diego and we wouldn't see her next year. Came up to me and was like "I just wanted to say I always had a crush on you. Like you were just my type I thought you were made just for me. Too bad you don't like me though"

Me:... I thought you were taken (excuse)
Her: Hell nah, I was trying to throw it at you but you didn't want it.
Me: Oh, that sucks
Her: Ya it sure does

Didn't say anything after that and never saw her again. Let this be a lesson for ya'll: If a chick is showing you signs, no matter how subtle they may be, ALWAYS make your move. Don't wait for her to strip butt naked and ask you to fukk her. Porn isn't real life.

I'll post the other 2 later.

I can't with some of y'all

 

[Cleansprite]

In

 

[Cleansprite]

I got so many stories

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Some of these are just too painful to read. I was catching 2nd embarrassment throughout these posts

 

[Mr.bocario]

A couple of instances off top:

In college I was walking back from a party to my dorm. Ran it to this big tited Caribbean chick they lived in the same dorm as me.
As we go into the building she looks at me clearly intoxicated and says: ''Bocario do you ever have sex''

I smh at the question and walked to my room thinking she was trying to play me. It wasn't until I laid peacefully in my bed that, I realized she was trying to initiate something.


Story 2:

My homeboys sister who was a buttaface somehow got my number in high school. She would text me late at night trying to set something up, but I never picked up the signs
and would be on some friendly chatter bullshyt.
Eventually she got tired and stopped trying


Got plenty of more stories even today, but that just lets me know women just be feeling the young GOD

 

[DoubleClutch]

Oh ya I forgot, I got 3 that I remember I'll spoiler each cuz they're long.

Spoiler

Back in school, I had this math class, and every once in awhile we would rotate seats. Mostly got sat next to some dork... but one day... I got lucky

I wasn't the type to crush on girls in class... but we had this one chick who was straight brickhouse status, she matured very early. She was built like Esther Baxter, not even exaggerating. But it wasn't just her looks, she was so nice and sweet. Had a sexy voice too.

Every guy in class would spit at her and she would just roll her eyes at them...
so like a typical shy loser I would just stare at her from a safe distance

She would notice me staring sometimes, look in my direction, then smile and wave.
I would look at her like:

Spoiler

I wanted to get at her but I didn't know how to come correct. Didn't even know her name yet, was too shy to get up from across the room and ask lol.

Luckily, I didn't have to. Teacher sat me right next to her when we rotated seats.
In my head I was like:

But in real life I was like:

Didn't say anything to her at first, just quietly sat there drawing in my notebook. Guess she got annoyed with the silence so she made the first move.

Her: You aint gonna say hi or nothing
Me: ...H-Hi...
Her: "Hi!" lol why'd you say it like that!?
Me: .. idk... it's how I talk...
Her: ...soooo, you gonna ask my name or just keep drawing there...
Me: I'd rather keep drawing
Her: damn that's more interesting than me, oookay. My name's Aleah btw, hbu?
Me: *tells her my name*
We would chat everyday from there on out, it started off as regular school convos but she qould quickly change the subject to something about sex or relationships.

For example, we would be talking about haircuts and she would start talking about pubic hair, asked me if I was hairy down there, told her no and she was like: "Good! I don't like all that, keep it shaved down there just for me"
She would randomly ask me if I was a virgin, told her ya and she was like oh.. I'm not but I wish I still was, I didn't like my first time.
Didn't think much of it at first, thought she was just flirty until one of theass kids came up to me asking if I was hitting that. Told him no and he was like"nikka you gay or sum?" You don't have to lie I just wanted to know cuz I was gonna spit but if that's all you then"

That told me that she must not be as open to other guy's as she was towards me. Still wasn't confident enough to try and bag her though

She would tell me that she lived w/ her pops(mom lived in LA), said her dad worked late and wouldn't come back home til early in the morning. Said all she did every day was walk around the house in an over sized white tee, watch 106 & Park, and talk on the phone. said she gets bored of doing that though...
Me: Oh ya, I just stay at home and watch tv all day too. Sometimes I play videogames
Her: ...I have a basketball hoop in my backyard. It's my dads but he never uses it cuz he's always at work.
Me: I don't play basketball
She would get all touchy feely, would use her fingers to trace my deltoid and my bicep. She would find me at lunch time and just sit there. I would get up and wander around campus and she would randomly find me. Seemed like the more oblivious I was to her advances the more persistent she was

Now, you're probably thinking: "How do you know she wanted you, she probably was just being nice cuz she thinks you're a dork"
Well, we had summer school together after that year, she was telling everyone how she was moving to San Diego and we wouldn't see her next year. Came up to me and was like "I just wanted to say I always had a crush on you. Like you were just my type I thought you were made just for me. Too bad you don't like me though"

Me:... I thought you were taken (excuse)
Her: Hell nah, I was trying to throw it at you but you didn't want it.
Me: Oh, that sucks
Her: Ya it sure does

Didn't say anything after that and never saw her again. Let this be a lesson for ya'll: If a chick is showing you signs, no matter how subtle they may be, ALWAYS make your move. Don't wait for her to strip butt naked and ask you to fukk her. Porn isn't real life.

I'll post the other 2 later.

this is like a scene out of a movie breh I was reliving it as I read every line as I read it

thats the type of thing that happen to me alot in middle school

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yall ever be at work dealing with a female customer and out the corner of ya eye you see them staring at the side of ya damn head On some ?

shyt be funny and ill start licking my lips or doing something to make me look better cuz i know they looking

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[Cleansprite]

One of my co workers always use to give me rides home ... I was still a virgin at the time... one night she ask me to chill at the crib then she'll take me back home.im like bet.so boom we at her house,her moms is there so Ima on my best behavior type shyt I'm litterqly just chillingso boom she go up stairs and change in some tight ass booty shorts come down stairs and like u wanna drink I'm like yeah..., she steal her mom liqour and we go to the park from there it just go down hill some nikkas she knew was up there c* ck blockin I wasn't even thinking about smashing the whole time bro..... this girl once told me she had 3sums too
I kinda wanna hit this bih up and be like I coulda smashed that night

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Got me thinking, there was this dude, i would tell him straight up, my whole world stops spinning when i see you then he would just say : Jokes so early in the morning, Rue?

Maybe he thought you were high

 

[Black Steph Curry]

5 years strong

I cringe every time i come across this thread...shyt hits way too close to home

 

[Redwood]

Not gonna lie, sometimes I do it on purpose

 

[Afro]

Literally no one is thinking this but you

You say that but