Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

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Introverted hoes don’t know how to flirt

 

[TRFG]

Me not trying to be thirsty made me oblivious to chicks advances all within the same week

I was fixing this African chicks PC on campus while doing it she told me to sit in the same chair with her and I did but didn't think anything of it until one of the dudes I work told me she was throwing hits

another time was I was all alone with this white chick in her office troubleshooting her computer. She was on her phone for a couple minutes so she hangs up the phone and turns to me and says "That's only my brother I was talking to on the phone"

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Me not trying to be thirsty made me oblivious to chicks advances the past month

tell the story

 

[TRFG]

come up off that story pleighboi

posted

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

I got a few, I'll post later tonight or tomorrow though
But nothing will ever beat Babylon 5 lmao

 

[Bledswole]

I got a few, I'll post later tonight or tomorrow though
But nothing will ever beat Babylon 5 lmao

Where dem stories breh

 

[The Fire]

back when I was a freshman we had this social, everybody was dressed up and shyt And this one Asian chick I met, turns out she went to my elementary school so we were both like I remember you!!
You already know a nikka comin fresh af, She was like wow look at you now *touches my face* and she loved the fit and shyt
We were waiting for the bus to take us to the venue, I was sitting on a bench and I’m like come sit over here
And she’s like oh I was gonna sit on your lap
I laughed and she sat beside me..
The social was cool, she was basically flirting all night and then when the music was on, well I like to dance and shyt so I was on the floor the whole night
End of the night I was looking for my girl... she gone

 

[TransJenner]

A crazy amount of chances but never went thru with it


The rejection part is like some Shang tsung type shyt

 

[Knowledge]

When I first joined the military I got to my first duty station and we had to go through ftac which is just a 2 week long class on how to adjust to the military after training. Well there was this Puerto Rican chick in my class and I mean I thought she was pretty cool. Well on Friday she told me she was finally moving into her place and asked me if I wanted to come over, order some pizza, and just chill out and watch movies or something. I was like yeah that's cool, I'll see if I can get some more people to come over..... I thought back on this situation alot and think of how oblivious I was considering she was telling me it was just gonna be me and her hanging out. Needless to say that it never went down.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

When I first joined the military I got to my first duty station and we had to go through ftac which is just a 2 week long class on how to adjust to the military after training. Well there was this Puerto Rican chick in my class and I mean I thought she was pretty cool. Well on Friday she told me she was finally moving into her place and asked me if I wanted to come over, order some pizza, and just chill out and watch movies or something. I was like yeah that's cool, I'll see if I can get some more people to come over..... I thought back on this situation alot and think of how oblivious I was considering she was telling me it was just gonna be me and her hanging out. Needless to say that it never went down.

You played yourself on that one.

 

[Knowledge]

You played yourself on that one.

I was young and unaware breh. I wasn't used to p*ssy being thrown at me just like that

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I was young and unaware breh. I wasn't used to p*ssy being thrown at me just like that

We’ve been there.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Oh ya I forgot, I got 3 that I remember I'll spoiler each cuz they're long.

Spoiler

Back in school, I had this math class, and every once in awhile we would rotate seats. Mostly got sat next to some dork... but one day... I got lucky

I wasn't the type to crush on girls in class... but we had this one chick who was straight brickhouse status, she matured very early. She was built like Esther Baxter, not even exaggerating. But it wasn't just her looks, she was so nice and sweet. Had a sexy voice too.

Every guy in class would spit at her and she would just roll her eyes at them...
so like a typical shy loser I would just stare at her from a safe distance

She would notice me staring sometimes, look in my direction, then smile and wave.
I would look at her like:

Spoiler

I wanted to get at her but I didn't know how to come correct. Didn't even know her name yet, was too shy to get up from across the room and ask lol.

Luckily, I didn't have to. Teacher sat me right next to her when we rotated seats.
In my head I was like:

But in real life I was like:

Didn't say anything to her at first, just quietly sat there drawing in my notebook. Guess she got annoyed with the silence so she made the first move.

Her: You aint gonna say hi or nothing
Me: ...H-Hi...
Her: "Hi!" lol why'd you say it like that!?
Me: .. idk... it's how I talk...
Her: ...soooo, you gonna ask my name or just keep drawing there...
Me: I'd rather keep drawing
Her: damn that's more interesting than me, oookay. My name's Aleah btw, hbu?
Me: *tells her my name*
We would chat everyday from there on out, it started off as regular school convos but she qould quickly change the subject to something about sex or relationships.

For example, we would be talking about haircuts and she would start talking about pubic hair, asked me if I was hairy down there, told her no and she was like: "Good! I don't like all that, keep it shaved down there just for me"
She would randomly ask me if I was a virgin, told her ya and she was like oh.. I'm not but I wish I still was, I didn't like my first time.
Didn't think much of it at first, thought she was just flirty until one of theass kids came up to me asking if I was hitting that. Told him no and he was like"nikka you gay or sum?" You don't have to lie I just wanted to know cuz I was gonna spit but if that's all you then"

That told me that she must not be as open to other guy's as she was towards me. Still wasn't confident enough to try and bag her though

She would tell me that she lived w/ her pops(mom lived in LA), said her dad worked late and wouldn't come back home til early in the morning. Said all she did every day was walk around the house in an over sized white tee, watch 106 & Park, and talk on the phone. said she gets bored of doing that though...
Me: Oh ya, I just stay at home and watch tv all day too. Sometimes I play videogames
Her: ...I have a basketball hoop in my backyard. It's my dads but he never uses it cuz he's always at work.
Me: I don't play basketball
She would get all touchy feely, would use her fingers to trace my deltoid and my bicep. She would find me at lunch time and just sit there. I would get up and wander around campus and she would randomly find me. Seemed like the more oblivious I was to her advances the more persistent she was

Now, you're probably thinking: "How do you know she wanted you, she probably was just being nice cuz she thinks you're a dork"
Well, we had summer school together after that year, she was telling everyone how she was moving to San Diego and we wouldn't see her next year. Came up to me and was like "I just wanted to say I always had a crush on you. Like you were just my type I thought you were made just for me. Too bad you don't like me though"

Me:... I thought you were taken (excuse)
Her: Hell nah, I was trying to throw it at you but you didn't want it.
Me: Oh, that sucks
Her: Ya it sure does

Didn't say anything after that and never saw her again. Let this be a lesson for ya'll: If a chick is showing you signs, no matter how subtle they may be, ALWAYS make your move. Don't wait for her to strip butt naked and ask you to fukk her. Porn isn't real life.

I'll post the other 2 later.

 

[AAKing23]

Oh ya I forgot, I got 3 that I remember I'll spoiler each cuz they're long.

Spoiler

Back in school, I had this math class, and every once in awhile we would rotate seats. Mostly got sat next to some dork... but one day... I got lucky

I wasn't the type to crush on girls in class... but we had this one chick who was straight brickhouse status, she matured very early. She was built like Esther Baxter, not even exaggerating. But it wasn't just her looks, she was so nice and sweet. Had a sexy voice too.

Every guy in class would spit at her and she would just roll her eyes at them...
so like a typical shy loser I would just stare at her from a safe distance

She would notice me staring sometimes, look in my direction, then smile and wave.
I would look at her like:

Spoiler

I wanted to get at her but I didn't know how to come correct. Didn't even know her name yet, was too shy to get up from across the room and ask lol.

Luckily, I didn't have to. Teacher sat me right next to her when we rotated seats.
In my head I was like:

But in real life I was like:

Didn't say anything to her at first, just quietly sat there drawing in my notebook. Guess she got annoyed with the silence so she made the first move.

Her: You aint gonna say hi or nothing
Me: ...H-Hi...
Her: "Hi!" lol why'd you say it like that!?
Me: .. idk... it's how I talk...
Her: ...soooo, you gonna ask my name or just keep drawing there...
Me: I'd rather keep drawing
Her: damn that's more interesting than me, oookay. My name's Aleah btw, hbu?
Me: *tells her my name*
We would chat everyday from there on out, it started off as regular school convos but she qould quickly change the subject to something about sex or relationships.

For example, we would be talking about haircuts and she would start talking about pubic hair, asked me if I was hairy down there, told her no and she was like: "Good! I don't like all that, keep it shaved down there just for me"
She would randomly ask me if I was a virgin, told her ya and she was like oh.. I'm not but I wish I still was, I didn't like my first time.
Didn't think much of it at first, thought she was just flirty until one of theass kids came up to me asking if I was hitting that. Told him no and he was like"nikka you gay or sum?" You don't have to lie I just wanted to know cuz I was gonna spit but if that's all you then"

That told me that she must not be as open to other guy's as she was towards me. Still wasn't confident enough to try and bag her though

She would tell me that she lived w/ her pops(mom lived in LA), said her dad worked late and wouldn't come back home til early in the morning. Said all she did every day was walk around the house in an over sized white tee, watch 106 & Park, and talk on the phone. said she gets bored of doing that though...
Me: Oh ya, I just stay at home and watch tv all day too. Sometimes I play videogames
Her: ...I have a basketball hoop in my backyard. It's my dads but he never uses it cuz he's always at work.
Me: I don't play basketball
She would get all touchy feely, would use her fingers to trace my deltoid and my bicep. She would find me at lunch time and just sit there. I would get up and wander around campus and she would randomly find me. Seemed like the more oblivious I was to her advances the more persistent she was

Now, you're probably thinking: "How do you know she wanted you, she probably was just being nice cuz she thinks you're a dork"
Well, we had summer school together after that year, she was telling everyone how she was moving to San Diego and we wouldn't see her next year. Came up to me and was like "I just wanted to say I always had a crush on you. Like you were just my type I thought you were made just for me. Too bad you don't like me though"

Me:... I thought you were taken (excuse)
Her: Hell nah, I was trying to throw it at you but you didn't want it.
Me: Oh, that sucks
Her: Ya it sure does

Didn't say anything after that and never saw her again. Let this be a lesson for ya'll: If a chick is showing you signs, no matter how subtle they may be, ALWAYS make your move. Don't wait for her to strip butt naked and ask you to fukk her. Porn isn't real life.

I'll post the other 2 later.

I can somewhat relate to this

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

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